I published this in Tumblr first so that's why you might have déjà-vu now.
Okay guys, this is the first time I try anything like this so it is now up to you what happens next. This might be the last time or maybe there will be more someday. I dunno.
I do get asks and guestions about NSFW fics occassionally. I don't usually like that kind of stuff, it is just kind of… well… boring, but when it is well written and has an actual plot (as the scene is part of a longer story) I am all ok with it. I just prefer to write about other stuff and let people to think what they want.
But I realized I should maybe try this once and show you guys where my limits go. In other words, this is a story where they try to do the do but don't do the do (kissing, touching, talk, suggestions… all ok. Actual intercourse… meh)
I have marked this as M because of talking about sex, intentions and suggestions, kissing and touching. I am full aware that for most of people this is nothing, but I also know that many of my readers enjoy my stories just because of the lack of the sex scenes, so I am being extra careful with this.
And you don't need to worry, I am not gonna start to add this kind of scenes everywhere. It is just this time. (Maybe I can do some other similar ones later if people like it, but I don't think I could come up with many. I don't have so good imagination for stuff like this so it might turn out to be quite repeative after few fics.)
"Do you wanna do the thing?" Denmark asked and managed to startle the Norwegian that hadn't been even aware about him being around. Usually he kept his surrounding carefully on eye, but this time he had been so focused on his book that he had forgot to do so. Denmark of course had a key into his house and he rarely needed, or bothered with, telling Norway if he was there. He simply showed up.
"What thing?" he asked and glanced up to the man who was leaning over the chair's back rest.
"Woohoo thing", the Dane replied and smiled, clearly thinking that whatever it was he wanted he was already successfully getting it.
"I am sorry?"
"The adult fun", Denmark explained and made some suspicious gestures with his hands, "you know, the thing." Norway raised his brow, wondering why the Dane couldn't say the things straight. After all, he had never had this problem before and been even too forward with it sometimes.
"You mean that you want to have sex?" he asked and the Dane nodded happily, "will I be included in that plan?"
"Yeah. That", Denmark replied, "and of course. Unless you want just to watch, that would be ok too. I can make a show for you."
"So why you didn't just say so?" Norway asked, "and I appreciate that you give me so many options on this."
"I thought is sounds so blunt", Denmark explained, "so I tried to use some metaphors instead." Norway blinked and tried to understand the man, but it was a bit difficult.
"You suck with that", he said honestly, "if you want to sound more romantic, why not to ask me to make love with you?"
"That actually sounds better", the Dane said happily, "so?"
"So what?"
"Do you wanna make love with me?" the man asked with a wide smile, "I mean, if you don't have anything better to do at the moment. I would be free also later or tomorrow, but Friday is gonna be a bit busy." Norway used few minutes to wonder if the man was joking, but he could never be sure with Denmark. The man still surprised him almost in daily basis even after the centuries of knowing him.
"Well", Norway said and closed the book he had been reading, "why not."
"Yeah", Denmark cheered loudly.
"Don't sound like this is an accomplishment", Norway said, "we do make love often, you know. I am pretty sure the last time was during the previous night." He reached his hand and grabbed the Dane's shirt, tugging it down a bit to reveal kiss marks on his neck, "I left my claim on you." Denmark grinned and took his hand, kissing the slender fingers.
"Yeah, but I just love to do that with you", he said happily and proceeded to climb over the couch's back rest. He landed on the Norwegian's lap and let a hissing sound when his leg hit the table on side.
"Dan?" Norway asked and moved his legs so the Dane had a space to be between them.
"Ah, I just hit my leg", the man said with an embarrassed smile, "but back to business, do you have any wishes?" Norway hooked his legs around the man's waist, bringing him a bit closer, and let his hand to travel down the Dane's chest.
"Not this time", he said and smirked in way that always made Denmark to feel a bit too hot, "but I am curious about what you are planning right now."
"Oh, you will find out just in moment", the Dane promised and leaned down, his hands finding their way under the Norwegian's shirt and mapping the familiar routes up to his chest. Norway leaned on his touch, letting the man do what he wanted.
"How you want me?" he whispered and enjoyed of seeing how the Dane's cheeks turned red from the blush. Even after all these years, Denmark still was overcome by the feelings when he had the Norwegian like this; willing, hot and under him.
"Screaming my name until your voice is hoarse", the Dane said and tugged the man's shirt up so he could kiss the pale skin under it, "your legs tightly around me, skin burning warm form passion and…" In his hurry to get a taste of the Norwegian, Denmark had forgotten that the couch was actually not so wide. When he moved, he lost his hold and fell on the floor, barely avoiding hitting his head on anything.
"Are you okay?" Norway asked and looked down at his lover. Denmark showed him a thumb up.
"Yeah", he said and climbed up, "so where was I?"
"Somewhere around my chest", Norway replied, "but maybe we should take this to the bedroom. It is more comfortable there."
"I think you are right", Denmark said and flinched then his sore leg touched the couch, "come on, love." Norway chuckled and let the Dane to pull him up. It gave him a great opportunity to move his hands on the man's hair and kiss him. Denmark melted for it, letting the Norwegian bit his lip and tug his hair.
"I thought you were gonna let me to do things", he said with amused voice when the Norwegian moved to kiss his neck, "not complaining, tho."
"You are slow", Norway quickly murmured, "I still have clothes on. Step up your game, Dane."
"As you wish" the Dane replied and started to take the man's shirt off, enjoying the sight of the bare skin. He smothered the Norwegian with kisses and slowly walked forward, making the other man back away toward their bedroom. They had just got past the door when Denmark slammed Norway against the wall, pressing their bodies together.
"Ouch", the Norwegian muttered when a pain shout up from his back.
"Sorry", Denmark said and paused the kissing to see if his love was okay, "Sorry, I was too rough. Just so excited."
"It is okay", Norway said and caressed the man's back while leaning closer and gently biting his earlobe, "you know I like things rough."
"Hmm", Denmark muttered and the beautiful red spreading over his cheeks again. Norway chuckled and grinded against the man.
"Hurry up", he whispered and got an impatient groan as a reply. The Dane tried to open the Norwegian's belt buckle with one hand, while another was feeling the man's ass and his lips were against the warm skin. The Norwegian had lifted up one leg to give the Dane more space to work and also to keep him closer. He didn't let any voice out, but his small movements kept urging the man to work faster.
"Why you always wear the difficult belts when I want to undress you?" Denmark asked after he had used a bit too much time with the belt buckle and still it was keeping the trouser up.
"Maybe you should start to tell me beforehand when I don't need to bother with getting my own clothes off", Norway replied with a small smirk, "so I could pick up an easier belt for my poor Dane."
"That would be super", Denmark muttered and paused then for a while before slowly raising his hand, "damn, I broke a nail." Norway stopped moving and stared at the Dane, who had an upset look on his face while he observed his finger. Another hand was still on the Norwegian's butt and seemed to be just comfortable there. Something in the situation just amused the Norwegian enough for him to start to laugh. First it was just a chuckling, but turned soon into a full laugh. His body was trembling and he didn't even bother to keep it down, though usually he would be carefully about his behaviour and strictly professional attitude. But now that Denmark was only one seeing it, he didn't really mind.
The Dane gave him a weird look first, after all it wasn't so common that your partner started to hysterically laugh when things were getting serious, but then he realized that the Norwegian really was laughing and his smile widened. It was rare to hear the usually serious man laughing so freely and for sure Denmark wasn't going to let the chance to pass.
"You are laughing!" he declared happily, "I made you happy!"
"Shut up", Norway managed to say between laughs.
"Oh no, no", the Dane replied, "this is too much fun. Just wait, I think…" His hands travelled down the Norwegian's sides, looking for the spots he knew were ticklish. Normally even the ticklish spots would not bring anything out of Norway, but when he was already in mood, it was an easy way to keep up his laughing.
"Don't you dare", Norway said quickly, but Denmark had already found what he had been looking for and he slowly caressed the skin with his fingers, making the Norwegian laugh more and lean on him for support, "Dan!"
"But your laugh is the sweetest thing in the world", Denmark replied and started to kiss his neck again, "beats even those times when you yell my name while I please you." Norway was having hard time to control himself, but he still managed to push the Danish man, making them both to move closer to the bed. When Denmark felt his shins meeting the bed's frame, he let himself fall down. The Norwegian followed and fell on him. Denmark stopped tickling him and just admired the shirtless man hovering over him.
"It has been already half an hour since we started", Norway noted, trying to calm his laughs at the same time, "and I still have my pants on. What is your excuse, Dane?"
"You are laughing so much", Denmark said with a smirk, "it is hard to get a hold of you."
"Well, that is completely your fault", Norway said and started to slowly open the buttons on the Dane's shirt, "do I really have to show you how this is done?"
"Yes", Denmark said with a nod and his eyes following the Norwegian's every movements, "please." Norway chuckled and leaned to kiss the Dane's belly while undressing him.
"So many times we have done this", he said between the kisses, "and still you haven't learn."
"I am a slow learner", the Dane said and let a moan when the Norwegian's hands went down to his pants, "it is… very… difficult to focus on the lesson… when you are around."
"Hmm, then I guess I just have to repeat this for you", Norway replied and worked slowly with the belt and zipper, just to make the Dane grow a bit more impatient, "or you will have to find another teacher."
"Only you… Perfect", he mumbled and arched his back when he felt the touch, "Nor!"
"I thought I was supposed to be the one screaming this time", the Norwegian said with amused tone.
"Oh, you will be", Denmark promised and moved his hands on the Norwegian's waist, turning him around so he could be lying down again. In his hurry the Dane miscalculated his position and hit his head against the wall, letting a small yelp when the pain made him close his eyes for a moment and move back.
"Dan?" Norway said with now worried tone, "let me see." He moved to observe the man's forehead, noting that the bruise was already forming.
"It hurts", Denmark complained.
"I can see that", Norway replied, "it is going to leave a bruise."
"Great", Denmark muttered and pouted slightly, "nobody is ever gonna believe when I tell them I got it from a wild sex with you."
"My poor Dane", Norway said with a chuckle and gently placed a kiss on the Dane's lips, "you ready to continue?"
"Yeah, have to still make you scream", Denmark replied with a wink, "and get those damn pants off of you. I am gonna burn that belt buckle. It is annoying. I hate it." Norway leaned down and laughed while the Dane focused on his task, using both hands this time. His struggling and quiet cursing was making the Norwegian laugh more, until a small, strangely high-pitched noise interrupted it. It took a few minutes for Norway to realize he had got hiccups.
"Damn", he whispered and hiccupped again. Denmark, who had stopped and was staring at his partner, looked confused before a smile appeared on his lips.
"Oh, you got hiccups", he cooed, "how cute."
"It is not cute", Norway said and hiccupped few time more, "this is killing the mood."
"Shit", Denmark said, "okay, what if I give you a blow job?" Norway stared at him, the serious expression only broken by the hiccups he tried to keep down.
"You have already fallen on the floor, broke your nail and hit your head against the wall during the past", he glanced at the side to see the clock on the bed side table, "45 minutes. I am not sure if I trust on your mouth anywhere near my genitals at the moment. You might accidentally bit my penis off."
"I would never do that!" Denmark yelled, "I love it!"
"Well, I am always happy to hear your declaration of love to my body parts", Norway said and hiccupped, "damn it."
"Maybe it would go away if I scare you?" Denmark asked.
"How you…", hiccup, "are going to do that?"
"Um", Denmark said, "boo?" Norway gave him a long look.
"That is not going to work", he told the man, "let's just wait a moment. I think it will pass."
"Okay", Denmark said sadly and sat down on the Norwegian's lap, keeping some of his weight on his legs so he would not crush the man.
"You could still touch me, you know", Norway commented and the Dane smirked before placing his hands back on the Norwegian's body. He kept going like he always did, easily finding the perfect spots to kiss and touch. Thought he had claimed to be a slow learner, he for sure knew how to draw quick breaths, slow groans and whimpers out of the Norwegian. But even if his touch worked just like before, with Norway still hiccupping, he could see that something wasn't right. Denmark's expression wasn't so soft than usually and he seemed to hesitate suddenly.
"Dan?" Norway asked and captured the hands caressing his skin and wandering down, "what is wrong?"
"Nothing", Denmark replied quickly and smiled, but that did not fool the Norwegian, who simply needed to observe his look for a moment to understand why the man was suddenly so unwilling.
"Your head is hurting too much", he said and cupped the man's face between his hands, "don't push yourself." Denmark nodded sadly and Norway kissed his lips. It wasn't a passionate kiss, like those they had shared just a moment before, but a long and soft kiss to comfort the man.
"I just wanted to make you feel good", Denmark muttered and tried to hold back a yawn.
"You don't need to have sex with me to make me feel good", the Norwegian noted, "I am feeling good right now." Denmark smiled and moved down to lie next to the man. He kept his hand on the Norwegian's side and let his leg tangle with his.
"If you really don't mind", he muttered and yawned again.
"You are tired too", Norway noted with a soft voice, "my poor Dane, hurting and tiring himself." Denmark let an agreeing hum and hugged the pillow with his free arm.
"Hey, you stopped hiccupping", he said after he didn't hear the strange sound for a while.
"Yeah", Norway said and slowly played with the Dane's hair. He knew that always calmed and comforted the man, "do you want painkillers for your head?"
"No, it is fine", Denmark replied with his eyes closed, "just keep doing that. It feels nice."
"Sure", Norway chuckled.
"Nor?"
"Hm?"
"Can we try again tomorrow?" Denmark asked, "and Friday?"
"Of course. I am expecting to be screaming your name soon again", Norway said and smiled at the man, "I thought you were going to be busy on Friday."
"Yeah", Denmark muttered, "but I will always find time to please you, my love."
"That is perfect", Norway replied with a trace of humour in his voice, "I will make sure you will be satisfied too."
"You always do", Denmark said, "you are perfect." He yawned once again and let a happy hum.
"Hush, my love", the Norwegian whispered and moved even closer so he could hold the Dane against him, "rest now."