Morty was in his room, struggling with homework, when Rick came in with his portal gun.
"Come on, Morty. We need to go to another dimension to get some magic crystals."
"Aww geez, Rick, I'm trying to pass math class. Besides, I thought, as a scientist, you didn't believe in magic."
"I don't, Morty. Magic is just a generic word used by idiots who think the world is flat trying to explain science, pretty much like today, Morty."
Rick shot the portal gun into the wall and took Morty through.
They ended up in a vast cave made of purple, shinning crystals. A butterfly flew past them, singing a repetitive song, and Rick shot at it with his ray gun.
"Geez, insects really get annoying this time of year." said Rick, "Come on, Morty. Help me collect these crystals."
"W-what are these crystals suppose to be for?" asked Morty.
"Supposedly to power some weapons, but mostly, I'm just gonna snort them." said Rick.
Rick and Morty started chipping away at the crystals. Rick put a few in his pockets along with smaller pieces in a vile.
"Okay Morty, I think those are enough crystals for what we need."
Suddenly, a sword swung at both of them. Rick and Morty looked over to see the sword wielder was a woman cladded in shining armor. Next to her, a young boy with clouded eyes around Morty's age (possibly a year older).
"A female knight and her blind partner?" said Rick, "Oh my God, it's like that movie, Quest for Camelot. Tell me; was your world also meddled with by corporate executives trying to cash in on the craze of the Disney Renaissance?"
"We're placing you under arrest." said the knight, "It is illegal for foreigners to harvest these crystals without a permit."
"Aww geez, Rick, I knew this was gonna get us in trouble." said Morty.
"Don't worry, Morty; I've got my ray gun right here, Morty."
Rick was about to get his ray gun out when the young boy knocked it out of his hand with his staff, hit him in the chin, then held Rick in a chokehold.
"Okay, apparently this kid is really good at martial arts. I also probably shouldn't have said I had a ray gun." said Rick.
Morty was about to run away when the knight grabbed him by the shirt collar. Both he and Rick were taken.