"And now a little bit of this, and DONE!"
Wilson called to nobody in particular. He just hoped if someone heard there may be applause of sorts, as he WAS a most intrepid scientist, however he was accepted mediocrely by the scientist community. "I do suppose it would be most fitting to laugh mysteriously as I apply this final poultice!" He informed himself (He's really lonely.) With a steady hand Wilson slowly applied his solution to the test subject in front of him. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He cackled. "This will do mos-"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
"Balderdash!" He angrily shrieked. "NEEEEEEEEEERGH!" He shuffled towards his rocking chair, where he decided to rest a bit...
"Say pal, you look like your having some trouble!" Said a unseen voice. "Wha?" Wilson asked sleepily, surveying his surroundings, they voice appeared
to be coming from his radio... "If you want, I can throw ya some knowledge, IF you're interested." Called the voice. "Wilson, isn't it?"
Wilson lay, contemplating the offer. "Knowledge." He cooed to himself. " LOTS OF IT, TOO!" Shouted the voice. "Hmmm... DEAL!" He called to the voice
"GIVE IT TO ME!" He called once more. As if on cue, knowledge suddenly flooded his mind as though it were a broken dam.
Wilson's mind was now filled with knowledge, however, will there be room for sanity?
Don't Starve copyright Klei entertainment.
