"YES," Ezreal said as his ulti fired deep within the concave anus of Taric. Ezreal had not played "bottom" lane for a long time but he knew what to do. His masteries and runes had decked him out for faster movement speed to pleasure Taric at an extreme pace. Taric looked down into Ezreal's pants to find the only gemstones he truely cared about. But as they synergized with each other in the brush they heard an unfamiliar sound from outside. "The cycle of life and death continues, we will live, they will die." The voice spoke like a proffessorial dog, and it was. Nasus climbed into the brush and then Q'd them both. They were damaged so hard that Nasus got a double kill. That was the last time Gangplank would go AFK in toplane. If he had MIA none of this would have happened. "PREPARE TO BE BOARDED," Gangplank screamed as Taric and Ezreal respawned. Taric smiled as his ulti had come of cooldown. "Get ready" Ezreal said as he built into a thornmail. Taric was into that kinky stuff and knew he was in for a "Rocking" good time. Malphite laughed from the distance.
THE END