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Author's Note:

Artemis… er… Just read it.

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Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly

Artemis Fowl II was usually talented at chess. It was one of his favourite games, but it always hard to find someone who can challenge him. He was smarter and more strategically gifted than just about every person he'd ever met. But then Artemis met Holly.

This was the first time that Artemis and Holly had ever played chess. Artemis had called her up and invited her over to the manor so that they can spend time together and relax – they'd earned it after chasing Opal down in the past and rescuing their little lemur, Jayjay. So he'd proposed that they play his favourite and, usually, relaxing game – chess.

But now, Artemis was finding it hard to relax. Holly was a formidable opponent, indeed. She'd chosen a strategy that he'd never seen coming – distraction. With her lips. Apparently, his elf-kissing days were far from over.

Artemis just couldn't concentrate on the game. He couldn't keep his eyes on the board. How could he?! It was physically impossible – his heart rate had more than doubled, his body temperature was rising, his pupils had dilated and his throat was running dry. He could barely think. All because Holly had a look of pure pleasure on her face, as she worked her small mouth to devour what she was also lightly holding in her gentle grasp, running her tongue along its shaft, working her lips over its tip.

A low growl emanated from the back of Artemis' throat as Holly suddenly fully swallowed the large, wet, warm… "Holly, put that down!" he suddenly snapped.

Holly stopped what she was doing, her eyes widening at the sudden – and strange – order. It was hard to obey him, but she managed to remove the Jumbo Sized Super Blow Pop from her mouth. Before she could demand why, Artemis had turned back to the chess board, scowling at the pieces.

"I hate lollipops."

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It begged to be written, lolz…

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