Enjoy!
Paper Blooper Mario
It was a nice sunny day at Mario's house and the Mario bros were eating breakfast when the Parakarry arrived at their house.
"MAIL CALL" he shouted. No answer. "Get the mail before I chop your heads off!" he yelled.
Luigi walked outside holding a sign with a troll on it saying "U Mad?".
The Parakarry was not amused. "What's your problem?" Luigi asked. "I had raisin bran... INSTEAD OF FROSTED FLAKES FOR BREAKFAST!"he yelled, and then he blew up.
"Mario Game Over tune plays". Luigi shrugged it off and walked inside. "It's a letter from Princess Peach" Luigi said.
"Here i'll read it to..." Luigi started.
"Oh, gimme that." Mario said snatching the letter from him.
"Dear Mario, It's an emergancy! I lost my engagement ring, come quickly!" From Peach.
"I knew she was cheating on me" said Mario angrily. "Can I come with you?" asked Luigi.
"Only if you take that sign with you" said Mario. "Oh this?" said Luigi. "I borrowed it" he said.
"From who?" asked Mario. Then a wiggler smashed through the roof squishing them.
"Sometimes, I worry about you" said Mario to Luigi.
Then they arrived at the castle. When they entered the lights were turned off.
"Ok what the..." Mario started. "SURPRISE!" everybody shouted as they jumped out
from their hiding places. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIO!" they shouted.
"Ok, 1: I don't have a birthday, and 2: never do that again" Mario said.
"Everybody glared at Haru.
"Heh heh" he said while sweating.
"Let's celebate for ourselves." said Toad. Everybody agreed.
"So Peach wasn't cheating on me" said Mario.
"Oh Mario, you don't know anything" Peach said while smiling.
"Repeat that again" Mario said. "Oh Mario, you..."
"Don't" Mario said annoyed. "Let's celebate" said Haru.
Then a wiggler came and smashed through everything while
squishing them all. "THREE CHEERS FOR HEALTH INSURANCE!" said Haru, his voice muffled.
That was random, anyway that's it. Watch out for another story called "Diary of a Goomba" -Frogger$-