This is a little AU/crossover story of OUAT and Her, a Spike Jonze love story.

I really hope you guys like it, and if I get reviews telling me to go forward, i might do that :3


"Mr. Killian Jones, welcome to the new Operative System OS1. In a couple of minutes, your new OS will be ready to be started. Please answer the following questions while you wait, in order for your OS to be perfect for your needs" said the mechanic voice from the computer.

Yeah right, he found himself thinking. Why did I bought this again? he kept wondering, picturing his sister Ruby, almost begging him to buy the new app, saying that it would bring him out of his solitude for a while.

"Mr. Jones, how would you describe yourself, social or antisocial?" That's a hard one… "Hum, I think that I'm not as social as I was before, since my girlfriend died, a couple years…"

"What are you looking for, in the other gender?" the voice interrupted. Bloody computer, I'm not sure myself. "Well, I guess I'm looking for someone that wants something more in life, someone interested in many…"

"Would you like a male or female version for your OS?" the voice cut in again.

"That's an easy one, female please."

"Please wait a few seconds for your OS to start."

Bloody machine, why am I getting all nervous all of a sudden? This won't be anything extraordinary. It's just a voice in a computer (that can follow you anywhere), nothing else. I mean, it is not real or any…

"Hey." a sweet, velvety voice came out of the screen.

And in that moment, Killian Jones knew he was bloody screwed.

"Um, hey."

"How are you this evening, Killian?"

"I'm fine, fine. What about you, lass?" Bloody hell, that voice. How does she sound so real?

"I'm fine, thank you. You sound kinda surprised, Killian! Was I not what you expected to hear? I can change if you would like..."

"No, no! Gods no, it's just… you sound so close, like you are here with me."

"But I am. I'm here with you, idiot." she softly laughed.

"It's not like that, love. It's just that I can't understand how you seem to work. And it's surprising me how much i like hearing the sound of your voice. You sound like a very very beautiful swan." he teased.

"Wow, hold up buddy! I have a name you know, and the pretty talk won't get you anywhere!"

And in two whole fucking years, Killian Jones started laughing. So badly he had tears in his eyes.

"And just who are you, swan?

"Wouldn't you like to know?" she said, a smile in her voice.

"Perhaps I would."