Prologue-

Ezekiel Sandford –

"Ryan! You better get your ass in here right now! I'm not delivering this baby by myself!"

2 hours later:

"Awww! He's so precious! Ry, he looks just like you. Wait, how are we gonna name him after Seth? I'm sorry, but I just don't want to name my kid after one of the biggest nerds I've ever known. Not that I don't love the dork, or anything."

"Well, what about Ezekiel?"

"I said I didn't want our kid to sound like a nerd!"

"Marissa, we've got to name him after Seth. I kinda promised, just like Summer promised you."

"Well, that's different. Summer's my best friend!"

"And Seth is mine."

"Well, we could call him Ezzie. That's, like, original, right?"

"That's the spirit."

Cooper Kanobi-

"Seth, if you don't get in here, you aren't gonna live to see your child grow up!"

3 hours later:

"Oh, Seth! He's absolutely adorable!"

"Yea, that's my little guy."

"Omg! How are we gonna name him after Coop!"

"Well, we could…"

"How do you name a boy Marissa? That will just get him teased like you always were! I want him to grow up like me! Popular and gorgeous!"

"Honey! We could name him Cooper!"

"Omg! That's perfect!"

2 years later-

Brittany Anne-

"God! I'm never putting myself through this kind of pain ever again! Holy FUCK!"

2 and a half hours later:

"She's a vision of beauty. Just like her mother."

"Yea, she's my little angel."

"What should we name her?"

"How about Brittany?"

"Where did you get that? I like it."

Alyssa Rae-

"After this, I am so done! God damn it, RYAN! Where are you?"

2 hours later:

"She's the most beautiful blonde baby girl the world has ever seen, Coop."

"Damn right she is." Summer and Marissa share a laugh.

"Just think! We can go shopping for baby clothes together!"

"I can't wait! Everything has got to be pink and yellow!"

"But of course! What name did you and Ryan decide on?"

"Alyssa.'

"Perfect."