Any and all included pop culture references , etc . are the property of others . Lyrics are property of - one Japanese song I found at a translation site online ( can't remember the name ) , Alannah Miles , Dwight Yoakam and Homer Joy , Philip Campbell , Micael Delaoglou and Ian Kilmister . ALL I own are my OCs and nothing more . Content includes violence , language , M/M slash , incest , cross dressing , cheating and mild references to drug / alcohol use and MPreg .
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Gone from Global and headed to California .
No more of his time and life wasted on TNA and its ballpark variant , GFW and best and most uplifting of all , no WWE .
Again . Ever . He was free , broken chains and itchy feet that begged him to travel .
He rode on , without a helmet and carrying the weapon Kams had bought for him in Japan in his backpack .
The gang of Harley owners snickered and sneered at his choice of wheels not long after he had stopped for a short leg stretching , snack ingesting and rehydration rest .
Damn humans , every one of them , not a Shape Shifter or Were in the group .
He glared at the bunch , judging them with more disdain and disgust that they had for him .
Thinking about the sad lack of Shifters being bikers while checking out this pathetic wannabe pack of humans wearing head to toe black and darkest storm cloud over the ocean blue clothing , leather and vests and shirts and boots , reminded him of Baron and that guy pissed him off most of all .
So he brawled with them , punching , kicking , cracking coconut skulls and snapping thick bones , drawing blood and leaving green - yellow and brown - purple bruises behind with the pile of face down , groaning and struggling big bodies .
No cleaning the blood from his black and silver nunchucks .
He'd keep it , souvenir and something to tide him over .
Falling in love with the Lucha warehouse arena was easy to do .
He hit the ground with his heart , enamored just enough to chip his fangs .
The inside of the building was filthier , more stained and grimy , busted broken windows and paint peeling than the outside , a very Mox type of location .
it was beautiful as viciousness and it fit him like his secret closet stash of bondage garb .
This was no turn a page in the new chapter in life , oh no , he'd ripped pages from THAT fucking book , WWE's stupid little coloring book for kiddies that he had spit on and wiped his ass with .
This shitty excuse for an arena , this place that looked like a drug den and then some didn't make him peaceful .
It made him happy , the joy of a deranged horror movie killer got from using a knife .
This place was REAL . It was upfront and in his face and didn't lie , unlike WWE , the gold plated , polished pile of feces he longed to burn to the ground and dog piss on its ashes .
His kingdom now , this dark death world he would rule and all would be defeated , all would bleed and beg and learn .
And if someone deserved to die , he would end their life and smile , perhaps finding morbid meditation inner peace after all .
Familiar faces in the crowd , ex - brother and former a lot of other things Angelico that he shoved past coldly and there flipped instead of stood Nitro - Morrison - Mundo , whatever the fuck he wanted to call himself . The new Black in town didn't give a shit about Johnny's name , wasn't looking to make friends and be nice buddy - buddies with the guy who couldn't be honestly called a man , not when he was controlled and kept on a relationship leash strung around his dick and clamped on by his so - called girlfriend that spread her legs to every man in WWE EXCEPT him and had his balls in her purse to boot .
He was here with energy to burn , to blow off steam and take various frustrations out innocents and people who hadn't caused him any pain since certain people he believed had done him wrong weren't here to karate kick the teeth out of their boasting , traitor faces .
And speaking of burning and blowing ... he grinned , hearing a familiar , friendly voice .
" Yo , Mister all grown up bad ass ! Join me for some toke and smoke ? "
PJ charged head first into Willie's burly bulk , giddily hugging him , playfully slapping his stomach gone gut , dangling breasts and big rear end .
" Hell yeah ! And don't put that cheap shit of yours , gas station back alley fake crap , in my face . I brought the REAL fix . You won't remember HOW to remember after you light up this one . "
" You're the man I can count on . "
" Yeah , I'm beyond a calculator , my man . This all cellulite or the baby's due ? " the South African teased his friend and top ten list favorite pass it back and forth baggie holding buddy .
" Stop touching my tits , slutty bru pervert . Hey , where's the Rose brother ? He got lost again or what ? " Mack glanced around , bewildered and shrugged .
" WHAT ? ! What did you ask ... about ... you want to have him here , that no - good , traitor - "
" Hey ! What the hell is your PROBLEM ? ! "
His present from Japan traveled from his hands to the chain wrapped around Willie's thick neck , choking him and the glossy grip handles smashing into his face , dribbling ruby nostril leakage pouring down his brown face .
Two men wearing somewhat lookalike blue masks with mouth cut-outs and spike deco ran in , along with Cage and a few unrecognized males to stop the violence and diminish the damage .
He'd cracked . He knew this and it didn't phase him . He hadn't joined into this unknown wild and odd experience for friendship and definitely not for love .
There was times he had had genuine happiness , his FCW days and the time in Nexus before that warped and shifted into the Corre .
Even that wasn't absolutely horrible but each second , minute , week and month passed and he remained stuck , in the trap of friends only status .
The benefits were excellent but he realized , slowly learned that he'd never be the rebound .
Longing and cravings and spending each night not hearing the words he wished for from the man he loved most cracked his heart .
And the latest betrayal , from both the man raised with him as a brother and slightly shocking ( since it had been expected yet it hurt nonetheless ) from his real blood sister .
First night in town and he had a match already with a friend he just tried to murder , that guy's blood he was secretly licking off of his martial arts weapons .
Welcome to the Underground .
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" Cheers and here's to us forever having healthy piss . " Sheamus stated and sipped his beverage his friend had brewed up , servants day off , in the massive , fancy kitchen of his spectacular home .
The lower but not upper white painted cabinets had shiny black tiled tops including the island with double bell shaped hanging lights above . Near this stood two tall brown wood and square topped stools and a bone colored rectangle rug draped upon the golden brown wood floor that matched the wood walls plus a small dining table surrounded by not only darker brown chairs that were the same shade but cherry wood extra chairs and a white flowers in bloom shaped chandelier on chains from the ceiling .
Wade knew it to be irritating simplicity to only listen to his friend speak and chatter , meanwhile having his mouth shut .
His heart wasn't in it anymore , not cheers , not anything .
" Grand castle , Stuart . "
" I went from street to luxurious . That time in my life I've left behind , to never return to as I've planned for , unless something terrible happens to my savings . " Barrett commented eventually . Perhaps the cranberry tea had revived his courage and sharp tongue .
" My home is as much of a mansion but even I don't have aquariums for walls . ' Sheamus said , referring to the main entertainment ' man cave ' room , complete with billiards , mirrors , music and more than one six foot tall , multi leveled cat tree scratching post .
" It's a peaceful thing to watch them swimming about . "
" I don't have a cat either . "
" No , you have a filthy mutt , just like all the other guys with disgusting , slobbering DOGS for their animal companions . I , however , am wise enough and have the great common sense to be owned by a lovely , good mannered lady feline and why people continue to be shocked by the idea of me having a cat here goes over my handsome , glorious , attractive and highly intelligent head containing a huge , well functioning brain . " Wade said haughtily and with joy .
" Glad you haven't misplaced your self esteem . " Sheamus said with teasing approval , raised his mug and nearly cheered sarcastically before he was interrupted from doing so .
" Or my focus on the future . Well , the present actually . The plan is to disappear . "
" You're switching from wrestler to magician ? ! "
" I can't keep a girlfriend and you already know about my man troubles . I want to ... I'm GOING to go far away as possible from relationships . No more husband or Cody , who is gradually growing more psychotic and obsessed , dependent on me every month , no more dating women as often , no more Alicia begging me to take her back when I've caused heartbreak pain to so many people . I'm suffering from it , feel like that I'm dying from it myself as well . Maybe it's a coward's way to live but my decision is to stay in a sort of seclusion from people as much as is possible . Best for all of us . " Wade considered sadly and chugged room temp tea .
The free of tan brawler sipping his beverage squinted a glare while he mulled that over .
" You've stopped caring about your friends ? Does that mean we've never meant anything to you ? Is that what you're telling me ? ! "
" That isn't what I said ! Actually LISTEN to me and you'll understand ! "
" Or I'll close your lying , self centered mouth for you , traitor ! "
Wade had a chance to prepare for defense in the time it took for his human brother - friend to morph into this brawler - creature , fighting monster .
Sheamus whooped and bellowed and growled a groan while he folded and stretched , altering into the portion of Akuma an accidental scratch and blood transfer from his unknowing boyfriend had given him .
Carrot hissed , eyes enlarged and her tail fur a bigger puff of hairs that proved her terror and she dashed for cover , peering out to watch her human from a distance and ready to rescue her bent nosed , big eared , very tall human she'd adopted .
She blinked .
The human she owned blinked as well at the evil , astonishing sight of a demonic White .
There was the Uath letter of the Ogham alphabet in multiple , patterned down both arms including the inside and masking the face in black outlined emerald green .
Black tipped red thorns punctured through the white skin of his neck , the exposed section of his shoulders and on his legs , the points pricking holes in the blue grey denim .
And his muppet hair , nowadays brushed flattened and neatly had reverted to its upright tower of blazing orange - red .
Blazing was correct , sight to behold and shiver seeing , a best chum and man whose hair was now actual fiery flames .
" White , what's HAPPENED to you ? ! " Wade gasped , gob smacked enough to ask moronic questions .
Sheamus ' inner Akuma grinned sadistically for him .
Simple to rule and reveal when the better safe than sorry multi cross pendant necklace was deep inside a jean pocket , touching cloth instead of flesh and therefor couldn't hurt the demon .
" I've chose that it is the time to introduce myself . ' the Akuma said in a sizzling , rain pouring down to extinguish flames sounding voice . " And now that we've met , I want to - no ... WE are going to play with you . Agressively . "
" I wasn't born for your entertainment ! I'm a real man . Bring it to me , your worst and I'll knock you down each time . " Wade promised and smashed a barstool to have sweat dampened , splintery wooden homemade stakes for diy weapons .
The Akuma - Sheamus tilted its head in great humor and accepted the offer , lunging forward .
" Look here , the vampire wanting to stake ME ! " it hissed a electrical chuckle .
Wade held his ground , dodging blows but still aquiring cuts and punches that he knew would turn into brown - yellow bruises soon enough .
The thin bleeding scrapes and bigger wounds didn't totally disturb him , because he had no fear of being changed or his vampire mixed blood altered into demon DNA .
He slipped , tripped and fell with a colliding evil White pitching face down also , the two men locked in one handed choke holds with each other .
The Akuma complained with its voice making the sound of heavy shoes stomping on lightbulbs as it faded away and the flames lessened , diminishing into smoke and soot .
Sheamus trembled from leftover shock and upset , mixed emotions giving him a headache , Demon hangover .
He groaned and saw the blisters on a palm .
That had switched him back human for time bring when his cross jewelry had spilled from his pocket and one pale hand had pressed against it .
The kitchen and connected dining area was full of misty , drifting light grey fog and one pissed looking Bengal cat .
" I'm sorry that I hurt you . " Sheamus called to his sad , sullen friend before he treaded out of one of many side doors .
He felt after that , it could've been his demon saying the same thing .
Because Akuma enjoyed attacking Barrett .
And Sheamus was learning he rather relished the angry outburst of violence towards his best mate also .
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" Some help here ? "
Finn dropped the wadded cloth back into the foamy slosh and ran from bathroom into only slightly bigger main room , sprinting between the small folding table holding a rarely watched tv and the couch bed with its throw blankets and body pillows piled on top .
He snatched the double bags from his healing roomie and hauled them from living area to connected little kitchen , also hardly used the majority of the time , except this lazy year with Hideo sitting out injured .
Hideo landed dramatically and in a playful manner on the couch the men took turns using for an extra bed and yawned in the direction of the ceiling .
" I'm hating missing ring time , Devi - Chan . '
His friend in apartment living kept unpacking the groceries and and bopped Hideo lightly in his face with the pack of paper towels .
" Balor - San , please , or I'll leave ALL the cleaning for you after our meals . " Finn commented cheerfully , his arms soaked from hands to elbows and a towel around his shoulders . " Stop fretting too ! The arm's getting better and after the rest , you'll be improved a lot , I'll bet . "
" If you lose the bet , you'll do MY housework ? "
" And now you have me trapped . "
Hideo grinned .
" You've been washing laundry in the tub again , haven't you ? "
Finn crimsoned visibly .
" Uhm ... sink ? " he confessed , feeling terribly bashful .
Hideo cackled first , then tsked .
" You're avoiding the building's shared laundry room because ... ? "
" Uhnm - "
" Crazy horny women stealing your underwear again ! "
" And yours , J - Boy . They pine for that sexy mustache . "
Hideo snickered and then became thoughtful , growing serious .
" You're spending time today with your snowman ? "
" No offense to the rest of my brother friends but who , besides my boyfriend I rarely get time to be with , would I drop by and see ? " Finn answered , particularly flabbergasted .
" I ... well , sometimes I wonder if his ' friendly feelings ' towards you are only sexual and nothing more . "
Flabbergasted leaped into dumbfounded .
" You think that my Stephan is only with me to have my body ? ! " Finn stammered .
" That is how it looks to me and if it's not him , then InZayn . "
" I am NOT fucking Sami ! " the born Irish and ' raised ' Japanese young man sputtered and yelled . " Who came UP with that bizarre ... myth ... because it isn't true ! "
Hideo shrugged and stood mute and frowning in worry .
He unrolled the top bedsheet , smoothed out the few wrinkles and after setting the six inch high carved wooden giraffe figure , his little friend and good luck charm , on the floor , unpacked his two recently purchased gifts and got to work .
Somewhere in the mansion home was his White beloved , human muppet , although big and bad also kind and thoughtful as could be , his terrific guy who had bought him these hard to find sets , the Ferris Wheel and the Simpsons house , which included the main characters .
Finn wanted some tea and snacks but made his fussy belly wait since he never drank and Legoed .
He color sorted the Wheel pieces , choosing friendship to save the animated family 's dwelling for he and Sami to share and snap together .
Thinking of Zayn made him recall Kenta's worrywart warning and thinking of those words had him wondering , which shocked him , what it would feel like .
He gulped and his moist fingers spilled the plastic blocks while his mind went raunchy , selfish Akuma on him , brain betrayal .
The torso's field of red gold hairs might be feather soft and nice to touch , the body itself , hairy or bald , could taste unique and yummy , the noises he would make when he ejaculated as his hands pulled on Balor's hips ...
Devitt panic sweated and darted into the adjoining entertainment room ( one of several ) attached to the living room main area downstairs , flipped on some tunes as fast as Stone Cold flipped Vince off .
Ahhh , great music and good vocals . He hummed a tad , putting a wall up to keep InZayn during an orgasm mental images from slithering through his brain and into his penis .
He began singing the minute he thankfully noticed his White thumping and plodding down the spiral staircase .
" I was about to have the water boiling , my love , but now I'm thirsty for you instead . "
" The way he moved, it was a sin, so sweet and true . Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for , "
Formerly Fergal slinked along the floor , thrilled by his sun fearing sweetheart watching him both with admiration and lusting easy to see in his eyes .
" Black velvet and that little boy's smile , black velvet with that slow southern style ,
A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees , black velvet if you please . "
Many Japanese wrestlers ' little brother Devi - Chan ' left his plastic building blocks to rub against his lover , stroking chalk white skin and pink pencil eraser nipples under the button down shirt , ground their boot leg blues crotches together , making friction and the sweat of cravings .
" An enticing performance from an alluring singer . "
" Thanks and watch out where you're poking your horn , White Rhino . "
" It's how you affect me , you looker . My clover with four leaves , charming man . " Sheamus said , giving his man a group of kisses and a somewhat rougher than the norm hair tousling , the sort that made his boyfriend squint and make accurate Popeye facial expressions .
" Donna toki mo tsuyoku dakishimetai yo , Ichiban chikaku de mitsumete hoshii kara ,
I wish you love me, forever , Mune ni hibiiteru kana? Atarashii asa . "
Balor sang , when he wasn't draining his man of smooches dropping from pale lips . He danced more but this time , playful over sexual teasing .
" Tokimeku miraitachi wo kanjitai , do you feel my heart? " he ended and after jumping onto his guy's back , gave him a ' raspberry ' on whatever exposed , freckled Creamsicle hued flesh he could reach on the shoulders and back of the bull neck .
" I'll volunteer to feel more than just that . I'm fond of you throbbing . " Sheamus said pleasantly , delighted from receiving what he personally called a ' mouth fart ' .
" Wouldn't be the first time , you tramp . " Finn swatted his boyfriend's butt on the sliding way back to the literal ground floor .
" Please sing the first song once more . That one was easier to understand and better . "
" Better ? ! It isn't superior to the music of my friends ... my family just because it's in Americanized English ! "
" People in Japan aren't relatives of yours . You may get along with them but they are not your family . "
" Lying to me doesn't just mean that you don't really love me but it pisses me off too . Japanese people ARE my family ! Why would you say hateful things , not having a fucking clue what you're talking about unless you're being a shit ? "
" And you're acting like a damn brat with your running mouth that ought to close right now . "
" Are you planning to physically fight with me ? Or keep bickering ? "
" Which toppings would you like ? "
" T - toppings ? ! "
" On the pizza that I'm ordering for you , as my apology . Those damn turtles are nuisances , sure , but I learned from them as well . "
" To be a pest ? "
" Ask my sister and parents about me being a terrible pain in the arse , especially when I was a little boy . I'm sorry I argued with you and made my beloved angry with me . So , pizza or another type of cuisine ? You decide , my love . "
" Pizza's wonderful and you know it ! But I won't accept your apology . "
" You don't ? "
" Not until I get the ... complete package from you that I'm owed , Snowman . "
A high - backed wooden chair until now , used only for decorative display Balor straddled , legs spread on either side and he leaned forward to grasp the throne top , his legs an upside down capital V of sorts and his body a tilted number seven .
Sheamus thanked the product he'd removed with the clasped hands sledding through his limp unhawked hair , gratitude for the automatic excuse for lubricant .
His lightly gooey palms rose the rear end from its grey jeans nest and slid it up from the goofy and charming underwear patterned with a print of popular characters from the latest Star Wars flick .
Slippery and solid , a human's ' rhino horn ' targeted the necessary and arrived on time and smiling .
" Cripes , Shay ! " Finn bopped his chin and could've busted the teeth in his jaw from the first stab .
" Any pain ? " the whitest male asked , pulling out part way to not dribble on the floor . " No harm done ? "
" When did I command you to speak ? When have I told you to stop ? ! " the smaller man complained , a wicked grin exposing his clean teeth and demanding arousal .
" You didn't , sir . I'm sorry to upset you , Sir . "
" Sir ? ! "
" My Lord . Master . Balor - SAN , not Chan . My only love . The one real man for me . "
" Uhm hmmm . Continue . "
Finn gave his brawny beloved a hair tousle , tug on the nose piercing and gentle smack across the face , turning snow and milk into blood red and the pink hue of raspberries .
Sheamus smiled happily at this half Fergal before landing on his knees and bending his pale face closer to an exit entrance combo .
" Great that when I'm home is always the housekeeper's day off . " he proclaimed and after opening his lover deeper , began to lick , spitting to banish his own semen from his tastebuds .
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" Hey, you don't know me, but you don't like me . "
The foursome who had equal mindset that they were fearsome exited the rental vehicle in a tumble ( one literally tumbling while Axel the Kid Perfect scoffed at the diy circus performance ) and began discarding their various luggage from the trunk space .
" You say you care less how I feel . "
The solo at times redhead of the group felt the fingers swatting his hair and for an awkward , personal space invaded second , a toothy mouth chewing on that same partly shaved match head hued hairdo .
Okay , so he'd have to ask and get advice from his Jay Gee brother about how to deal with this .
" But how many of you that sit and judge me - ohhh ! ... "
Bo cut his singing snipped with scissors short once he saw the lantern . He blushed , he gulped and his groin reacted instantly , humiliating reflex that both the mild erection and the glowing , flickering lantern he prayed none of the other three traveling and work buddies caught a glimpse of .
He automatically booted his wheeled luggage and sent it rolling precisely ( although wobbly ) to where he wanted it to go , between some moving trucks and out of sight with his brother , hidden behind those huge and long traveling trucks packed with the arena equipment ready to be set up , including the ring .
" Hey ! Your bag just - . "
" Uh oh , man . You might have a problem . "
" Totsiens tas! Sien jou later ! N ander keer ? "
Bo laughed to himself at the bewildered concern from both of the other Americans in his gang and the cheerful waving from the neon blue long strap headband wearing one ( he refused to remove it ) .
These were his friends , genuine and goofy and great and unlike his Family , brother especially , they cared about and loved him and , also opposite of his blood brother , weren't using him for sexual urges .
" Okay , I don't have a translator . " Bo could hear grumpy Curtis gripe as he ' chased ' after his runaway roll away bag . " What's that jibberish he said ? "
" You could be nicer to him and not grouch as often . He speaks as normal as you and me . " Heath replied , accepting easily the not one hundred percent Leok leaping on him from the back , holding on with both arms wrapped around the shoulders and neck and something awkwardly , both black and blue cloth clad legs linked around the redhead's waist and hips .
" Poke ! " Rose stated with excitement and did just that , giving Axel more reason to complain and swat .
" Get him to keep his sticky fingers from my eyes or I'll knock him from your back ! "
" Behave , Ax . He's harmless . "
" You smell like creamed corn . Corn in a can , the creamed corn man . "
" I do NOT smell like corn ! " Curtis bellowed at Adam and raised his fists for warning . " Shut the hell up already , dummy ! "
" Alright , ' kids ' . I'm gonna have to be the peace maker again , aren't I ? " Heath wondered with a groaning sigh .
Bo chuckled while he ran , amused at his buddies typical daily at work squabbling .
" Your laughter lightens my heart as far back as our childhood together . "
" Somebody will see us out here . " Bo commented and took his seat in his brother's wide lap and the brothers held each other while the rocking chair hardly moved . " Fans , reporters ... then watch what garbage lies will be posted on the internet sites as honest . "
Bray finger combed his sibling's long strings of hair . " Blinded people have no ability to see and those with their tongues , teeth and vocal cords removed cannot confess . "
" You wouldn't dare commit acts of violence just to defend me ! "
" I can only be pushed so far from certain people's irritation towards me . "
" And when you're having a rare good day , I've found you to be highly ticklish . " Bo kidded . " Maybe you're really related to Strowman and not me . "
" Abby's wondered where you've been . She asks - " Bray's boot bottoms scraped against the gravel ground .
" I've missed her too ! She's our Family's cutie , no matter how many times she cries or has a nasty diaper or that time she spit up on my new shirt ... "
" She asks when they will be Hers to own and play with , when is the time they will delivered to Her open arms . "
" I JUST became friends with them ! " Bo stammered , falling from his brother's clutches once Bray had dropped him on purpose , glowering . " It's too early ... too soon . She'll have to wait . "
" They aren't your true friends . What you perceive , ignorantly , as accepting you is nothing more than their pity , sympathy . "
" And what ? ! You'll lie and tell me that YOU are the only one who really loves me , you who has got your pleasure from me wearing women's clothing since I was old enough to drive ? ! "
" She wants the two important ones , the men with power they do not realize they have . Power we can take and use . She asks for those two and we will take them to Her without your soft heart for false friendship ruining the plans . " Bray preached , his frustration increasing .
" We've made mistakes before bringing men for Abby's approval ! " Bo said , trying to compromise with his brother's tiny piece of remaining sanity . " She didn't want Bryan or Kane either . Maybe ... maybe She won't like those two if - "
" If ? " Bray asked icily .
" WHEN we capture them for Her . Can't we try , oh , letting them join us instead of making them our victims , our prey ? "
" You ... truly LIKE them ? Four wearing matching shirts and you think that means more than what you and I have for each other , with each other ? ! "
" I - I DO like them . As my friends . They like me and don't judge me and I feel - "
" At home ? "
Bo missed having a sweater to warm his heart from his brother's cold , cruel tone of voice and questioning , his distrust .
" I love you but they're my friends . I belong with their freak pride as I do with you and I'm happy spending time with them . "
" Enjoy that for the time it lasts because they will be Hers . You won't interfere . "
Oh yes , I will . Bo thought before speaking .
" Tonight ! " he squeaked , getting a light bulb glowing .
" Tonight ? " Bray wondered . NOW he smiled , pleasure from thoughts .
" For now , don't harm them and I'll take the place as sacrifice . As YOUR sacrifice . '
" You're not the one She wants . "
" But am I the one that you want ? " he purred when he asked and received the big and beautiful creepy smile that both brothers had and were known for , long and stretched , scary to look at and quite toothy .
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Music for quadruple .
They danced crazily to the pulsations not only booming through the floor , walls and bottoms of their in ring boots but also their bloodstreams and the gamma and beta brain wave frequencies .
Thunder and Lightning indoors , the musical storm of Lemmy .
Bo and Adam kept apart with intent , so to not get their masses of hair tangled with the others flowing locks .
Axel bounced a lot and punched the air over and over while grinning the entire time .
Heath whooped and spun in circles , making sure to not overdo it so he wouldn't projectile vomit or any sort of vomiting , for that matter .
The laughter and shouting and stomping to blasting lyrics put on pause with a man in charge holding the remote control to their fun .
" I'm sorry ! I should've thought before - "
The slightly stammered apology was looked past as Steph's hubs stormed to the portable music player .
The group of four froze , cold sweating .
Hunter glared and then cranked the intense vocals even louder before he turned , smiled broadly and waved once as he made his exit .
The gang puffed out their breaths of relief , relaxed enough to possibly begin melting and after chuckling , fell on each other and created an amused , exhausted pile of men .
" The kitties are pink ! Pink and black with fur . ' Rose commented .
The second man without a blush rising scooted off of an incredibly pink faced Dallas on the very bottom . He had a wife and he was a father , so sex talk didn't embarrass him like it did the other two , the redhead and the guy with an oddly feminine face and a huge stretched ( and creepy , Curtis believed ) smile .
" Well ... yeah , they CAN be kinda - uh , hairy , sometimes . " Heath said shakily , his cheeks flaming hot . " Back in the eighties , those centerfold spreads could've doubled as hairballs , uhm , so to speak . "
" And they sleep and meow . Meow . Meow , meow ! "
Bo snickered , figuring things out . " Hey , he's talking about ACTUAL cats , not kind of vulgar song lyrics ! "
" So pink and black could mean Natalya's feline brigade . " Axel said , feeling like a sleuth .
" Ohhh . Oh ! " Heath said and nodded to his brother's brother . " You meant Tyson and Nattie's cats , didn't you ? Not talking about ... important body parts . "
" Canada cats . " the man of multiple personalities agreed . " In Florida , away from the alligators . "
Three of the four guys bleated hard to suppress laughter while the fourth beamed and sat with legs crossed , pulling and playing with his own long mane as he wondered what he'd said or done to make his friends crack up .
" Let's go out and pick up some women ! " Bo yelled , amazing everyone in the little section of locker room area , including himself .
" No , not me , says I . " Curtis said , holding one hand up to display and show off his wedding band .
" Ah hey , I COULD pick them up but it's where they want to be sat down at that gets tricky . ' Heath joked . He wanted to save not only himself but ladies the trouble and heartache pang of getting involved in this point in his life . He was in enough trouble being between two men so adding females to the mix was not on his playlist .
" Then how about you ? We've all seen you with a dozen chicks hanging on you at a time so where's the greatest place to go ? "
" Home . " the occasionally Leo answered , rummaging through his hair in hopes that it would lend him a helping strand and offer up some candy , but for unknown reasons he couldn't fathom or puzzle solve , all his normal junk food stash was gone .
" He's right . " Heath agreed .
" Really correct . " Axel said , looking lovingly at his ring and thinking with a happy heart about his wife and children , his wonderful little family he'd made from love .
" Yeah but ... no - I was asking your advice about the place you think is the most fun . " Bo explained .
" Japan . That was my Happy . ' Rose commented , glad to locate any little thing in the depths of his mane , mostly the hard black plastic band with a hard plastic triangle attached and painted to resemble a candy corn . He also happened upon his favorite novelty Mute Button pacifier and plunked that quickly in his mouth .
" It might be a touch late to travel into that big of a time zone change . Anywhere else ? "
" We should be packing to leave . You know , head back to the hotel . " Curtis checked his watch .
" It is getting kinda late . " Heath said , stepping around the on the floor African so as to not trip over him .
Adam sucked sleepily and contributed nothing to the last of the conversation as the other guys , full trio , began picking through their dirty laundry , washing their faces in a rush and doing last minute messaging with their phones in hand .
He yawned , nearly falling asleep on the bare tile floor without a care .
Home and Japan , his Happy places .
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Black vinyl mini dress with full length sleeves trimmed in matching ink black lace and a garter to hold the fishnets in place .
Bo exhaled , in the middle of miserable and the center of sinful as he sat on the end of the hotel suite's master bedroom bed , facing his masturbating male sibling , eye to eye while one big and scarred hand darted in loops around thick skin .
It was nice to be someone's craving , even a warped , sinister , deranged incestuous one .
So much for the compromise , he had learned on his eighteenth birthday .
Nineteen , twenty , each year until the present time and ongoing .
The here and now , Heaven and Hell .
Bray grinned , a walking sinister intention in a Hawaiian shirt and gator skin boots just before he crawled to and on top of his garbed like a gal baby brother .
Bo endured his blood kin stripping him and getting both balls rolling so to speak by having the wheels and gears of the thoughts in his mind turning .
He liked to daydream and playing his own mind games with himself , wondering - and sometimes guessing correctly - who in WWE was hooked up with who else and which couples were only there for the DDP less banging .
He cartwheeled the idea of how it would be for him if maybe , just Yay ! be , one of his fellow group buddies would be with him , intimately .
Would it feel pleasant ? Painful ? A waste of time or left wanting more ?
The broad smile and long haired IRS born of the Wyatts acted out a fine performance , sighing and panting and groaning at the appropriate times .
Bo squealed and arched skyward , startled enough to cry out , collapse and writhe and began moaning , facedown .
And sometimes the orgasm was real . Sometimes his brother's taped for a reason thumb hit the precise spot inside .
Bray hummed and sang under his breath between licks , drawn out tasting , moved as slow as a sloth while pink flicked over and into reddish pink , warmth and chilling .
" Condoms ! "
" Got it . "
Bo let out the relieved breath that slightly whistled . He liked being the man in charge , the only male ( not counting Dad and Granpy ) who had control over his freaky serial killer straight from a horror flick brother .
They together always used protection since he disliked being stained and his heavily bearded sibling never left behind evidence whenever he could prevent a mess .
" Now ? "
There it was , hope in his ear and bristly , wiry yet soft brown hairs tickling right on his earlobes .
It was good against evil the way they fit .
Happiness in one ear and cries of displeasure on the other side .
" Abby ? ! "
" Pull out ! Oh shit , pull OUT ! "
The brothers paused and detached from the other , seeking their clothing in a hurry while the noise over the baby monitor intensified .
" She calls for us . Speed up ! "
" I know , I can hear her . Hey , throw my underwear my way . "
" I can't find them . Take some of mine . "
" Bo - Bo . ' Abby called the nickname of one of the longest haired and first men who had dashed into her room .
" Hey , little pumpkin . " Bo replied merrily in return when he picked Zack's seven month old daughter from the travel crib and held her . She rewarded him by smacking his forehead , poking fingers inside his nose and testing his patience and pain tolerance , his eyes and finishing by yanking on his bottom lip with cheery curiosity . " Whoof , my poor sense of smell ! You're a stinky tiny pumpkin . "
Bray watched over his shoulder , clean diaper ready for use and shooting his brother jealous looks that were appreciated .
Bo savored his male sibling envying him for the first and perhaps only time in their joined lives .
Harper had semi solid jarred food on standby and his White Sheep Gingery lover waited patiently and beaming behind his cracked mask while he carried a armload of teethers and rattles .
Last of all , incredibly enormous and at one time ticklish Braun , who had been hired to ' get rid of the shit ' in the ring , now did something similar , except instead of beating down wrestlers he was literally disposing of real feces .
Abby , now wiped , well fed and sporting a fresh diaper was held and rocked in Bray's big , deranged decoration tatted arms .
Two small hands petted the overgrowth of chin hair and tugged it for amusement before whining and wriggling .
" Bo - Bo ? "
" She calls for you . ' the leader of the strange group said , handing wiggly Abby to his pleased but not poker faced brother . " What She tells you that She wants , say it to us and we'll give to Her . Sacrifice and more . "
The sheep twins and sweatiest man nodded nearby .
Bo winced and smiled , nodded and only settled in AFTER the room cleared and he cradled the Family's little girl , humming and trying to sing to the baby .
" Bo - Bo ! "
His hair was pulled , his nose pinched and eyelids prodded until Abby finally dozed .
" You're the good in our Family , the sunlight and you'll never become evil , like them . "
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" It'll sound cliché but I DO hope that you'll like it . '
Daniel unfolded the black and white rectangle that Cesaro had handed him , revealing the shaped cloth to be a tee , white with short black sleeves and black 完全菜食主義の printed on the front .
" Thank you ! You may not guess how much I appreciate you ... and your kindness . I should start buying you more tees but I have had the bad thought that your chest hair doubles as a built in sweater . "
Antonio chortled , came close to putting an arm around his man and stopped , mentally scolding himself for the near mistake .
" And because you'll share with Tyson and I don't like him liking you and vice versa . "
" I cannot and won't speak for him as he isn't here but no matter how much he has interest - or none whatsoever - for me , in MY heart , you're the one and only , my first love , my real love . "
" Love me and quit making love with me ? ! "
" Lower your voice and don't bicker . I HAD to end it . If I touch you intimately , then you wind up injured . "
" Not EACH time ! The sexy , spectacular and talented professional has never heard of injuries from WRESTLING ? ! The only damage done to me by you is the heartache I feel every time that you refuse to kiss me , hold me , be in bed with me ... "
" I haven't lost my desire for you , but now that you're calling me stupid , I'm strongly contemplating having nothing to do with you . No sex and ... no more friendship either . "
" We're no longer friends ? ! Great , then - LEAVE ! I don't want to see you . I don't WANT YOU either ! '
" Keep the shirt or burn and bury it . Your opinions and outlook on life don't mean a damn thing to me now . "
" Yeah ? Go away , FAR away ! Oh , screw it , I'm the one leaving ... "
Daniel collapsed into a sitting position inside the wooden cubby of his locker space and after wadding the gift tee around one of his sneakers to make it less lightweight and easier to throw with the heft , he flung it viciously .
" You're ferocious ! " Kane appeared with the locker room door swinging behind him . " Aiming for me or someone else ? "
" Lousy and no good Cesaro who ran out of here , ran from ME , leaving not only me behind to cry but abandoning the love I was tricked into thinking was real between us . I should've known not to fall for a guy that ... that eats meat ! "
The tallest of the former duo would have laughed and did not when his shorn sheep ( or shaved goat , he mentally nicknamed with a hidden smile ) was this upset .
" I'd planned a going away meal and celebration to spend our last at work together time with you but now it's turned into a therapy session . "
" Therapy ? "
" Yeah , sit with me tonight in my hotel room . I'm not inviting you to sleep over , unless you want to and I'll keep my body parts off of yours . "
Daniel sniffled and produced a weak laugh , wiping his wet eyelids . He wouldn't mind a little close contact . It was something he'd daydreamed about and kept it as secret as buried treasure .
" That's wonderful because you're too gigantical - normous to flirt successfully . '
" You're making up words now , cheater ! " Kane snickered gently and settled back into serious . " And if you do visit with me , your choice to either talk about what happened or not . But at least let me treat you to say goodbye . "
" I will ! But before we head out , tell me what I'll be eating . "
" Glass of coconut water and mug of green tea to drink and your meal is sautéed mushrooms and onions , arugula and tomato topped with cashew cheese on multi grain bread . "
" You're the only man , the only person I've known that cares enough to room service me healthy food . " Daniel said , gazing with disdain at the flashy and cluttered extravagance excess of the living room area the men were lounging and taking their meals in . It was too much , he believed , when there were people all over the world that had little to nothing and he was sitting in a luxurious , glamorous suite. This room was packed with a worthy of a movie theater giant tv screen that came down from the ceiling and lifted back up by use of remote , the huge stereo and entertainment system , the two fold out couches , three recliner chairs , one half circle leather look sofa , two end tables with squat lamps , a card table with four chairs , a desk and three extra chairs plus several standing lamps and hanging light fixtures .
" I did so in hopes you won't yell at me . No judging either , okay ? " Kane replied and unwrapped his gourmet fast food double steak burger with lettuce , onion , pickles , tomatoes , mustard and ketchup , cheese and bacon .
" A cow and a pig died because of you . " Daniel sighed anxiously , reclining on the sofa beside his intimidating past tag partner .
" You're scolding . " the bigger man smiled .
" Yeah ... " Daniel began and the loneliness and start up depression muted his thoughts , his mind and his tongue . " Yeah . "
He amazed them both when he leaned close and sunk his teeth into what he tended to refer to as ' flattened animal corpse sandwich ' .
" Oh Hell ! " Kane shrieked and lost a pickle from shock . " Did you - I cannot believe that ... you ATE some of my burger ! "
" Quit screeching like a fan girl . Stranger things have happened , haven't they ? "
" Well , shit , they have NOW . "
" Want any of mine ? "
" That guinea pig food shit ? No offense but disgusting . "
" I wasn't asking if it's my MEAL that you'd like to get inside your mouth . "
The kiss was okayed but not repeated and once he could see again , it was aknowledged with dismay that this was the second time that night rejection overcame desire and passion .
" Another man I considered as my friend , that I can't trust and doesn't find me attractive sexually . "
" I won't drag us into relationship troubles . '
Daniel frowned , however allowed Kane to bring the smaller man's face into a position to be cushioned by the larger's chest .
" What relationship ? ! Claude and I broke up . "
" I suspected that could've happened . Besides saying my private goodbye of gratitude and absolute respect to you , I wanted to tell you something that's been kept secret from most . "
" You're actually very short in stature and what I'm seeing is an optical illusion of height ? " Daniel kidded .
Kane bellowed laughter into his former tag partner's freshly shortened hair , beard astoundingly included .
" Oh Goat , it's been stilts in use the entire time , haven't you heard ? "
The smaller man chortled between massive cleavage , nearly snuggling and soothed now to try anything perverse although he would always have his fantasies .
" I KNEW it ! "
" If we could be serious for a minute - no , really , what I'll spill to you IS serious . Lance and I went through a similar lover's spat to your own . We never divorced but seperated , didn't talk , didn't keep contact with each other . And eventually my husband got over - not a hundred percent , by the way - his ... arousal he had and wanting Copeland to apologize and return to me . We had our moment of falling out of love and picked up years later . "
" YEARS ? ! I don't want to lose Claude for years ! "
Kane beamed gently and petted his ' Yes Man ' softly .
" Ah , see ? You don't hate him . There's still some love there . "
Daniel blushed , easier to notice now pounds of hair had been removed from his scalp and face .
" But Claude might not feel the same . "
" I think that he may . Give him time to figure out what's - "
" If you say ' best for business ' , you're finishing my dinner AND licking the plate clean ! "
" Truly in his heart . " Kane continued and shuddered . " Don't POINT that greenery so close to my face , Goat ! "
Daniel chuckled harder and gave his big friend a hug so strong and meaningful Doctor Shelby would've blubbered like a baby seeing it .
" It's yours , Red , ' cause I'm stealing your burger . "
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He caught the good luck of obtaining a room with not only his single bed but another that fell out of the wall , just like an ironing board .
After dumping out the musical mess and clutter from one gym bag and stopping the radio stations and CD playing boom box , portable shower radio and assorted headphones and ear buds along with most of the I Electronic Technology variety of Pads and Pods from plummeting to the carpeted little hotel room floor , he lucked out again , defeating the possible time zone difference and getting in touch with an ex of sorts .
" Hey , Jayge ! How are you ? " Heath said gleefully into his mobile , right after the used to be Gabriel had answered .
" Happy that I'm talking with you and growing a boner from hearing your voice . "
" Yeah , yeah . So you say . When are you coming back ? '
" Returning ? " the human and Were voice stirred some curiosity into the happy tone .
" Yeah ! "
" Oh , I've set a date . It'll be when you finally tell me what I've been wanting to hear you say for years . "
" Awh , you're not returning then . "
" You could give me a chance . I've always been good to you . I treat my man right , unlike your cheating husband and nothing like that over - rated Were failure Corbin with his saggy navel , barely hanging on hairline and dollar store tattoos . " PJ bitched .
' Sure , Jay Gee . You sleep around as much as C .M . Phil does and I'm supposed to believe you'd stay faithful ? " the redhead asked , digging through his other luggage and grabbing a mag to read .
" To you ? Yeah I would ! I LOVE you . Always have and always will . "
" You also love our Drew but cheat on him like crazy , man . "
" That's ... a different situation . I was punishing him for betraying all of us who really love him by running back to that bleached blonde , phony , abusive slut - bitch ex - wife and become an ass kisser in TNA to stay with her . "
" Jayge . Stop it already . What's done isn't only done but over and this arguing isn't what I expected from needing to speak to you . "
" Ek vra om verskoning , minnaar en held , my superster . " Black apologized , never feeling guilt or shame from badmouthing those he detested .
" Okay then , charm school dropout of an airplane , would you please tell me why your brother - "
" He is NOT my brother . He's a goody two shoes phony , putting on that nice , cheerful , annoying ACT , same as big nose Bayley does . She'd better be putting out backstage , ' cause that ugly face of hers ain't going to get her much more out of the wrestling lifestyle . "
" First of all , DON'T keep on badmouthing and insulting any ladies and expect me to stay your friend and not beat your ass for being rude to ANY woman and second , what did your brother do to piss you off ? "
" I'll spill but not today . Can it wait ? "
" If it hurts you , sure . I'll increase my patience . "
" Thanks . So what's bothering your brain ? "
" Your brother - your bru ... your , HE keeps calling me a Were and I'm dumbfounded - no jokes please ! Okay ? - why he would say that about me . "
" Well since I've yet to pick his fruitcake mind ... "
" Jay Gee ! " Heath yelped and the hadn't hit the newsstands yet Rue Morgue issue fell from his hands and landed on the top bedding .
" My guess is he smells my scent on you . "
" Oh yeah ! That's logical . And probably Bear's scent too . "
The guy formerly known as Justin gave a small growl in response .
" Hey , he may have ! Gripe all you want . Bear's important to me . "
" Let's switch back to our regularly scheduled conversation subject . '
" Then he believes I'm like you ? "
" Maybe not but he's probably imprinted a little on you . "
" Like baby ducks and chickens that hatch and follow people they see , thinking that is their mother ? "
" Yeah or he knows you're my friend everlasting so because of that he's your friend . Somewhat . By default . ' Paul junior said with an I don't care shrug in his voice .
" Ah well , that's ... nice . "
" Now of course , without me living in WWE shit circus slavery Land anymore , it also means that you're his keeper , his babysitter . "
" I don't mind . He's alright . "
" Fuck . "
" No jealousy ! You're better in my eyes , okay ? "
" That wasn't envy . I asked if you wanted to fuck . " the Were said slyly .
" Over the phone ? How would that work ? ! "
" Well , first , you wrap your legs around my shoulders and we'll improvise after that . "
" Jayge , I love you right back ! " Heath blurted , willing by embarrassment to halt the soft core conversation before it turned more hardcore than Holly and every ECW original .
" Same here . Always with you , for you and everlasting , my first true love . "
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" Ah , piss ! "
Neville in a rush completed wrapping a black string of leather around his brushed hair to make a ponytail , wiped his glasses to clear the smudges and then stepped to peek around the dividing wall in the arena's backstage changing area used by the men .
He faintly smiled at the Way Out Of Your League printed tee and jeans wearing Wade , glaring harshly at his own frustrated appearance reflected in the row of mirrors before him .
" Cut yourself ? " The shorter Brit questioned the towering , scowling one holding a face razor .
" Damned ingrown beard hair . " Barrett responded , citrus juice bitter .
" If that's what it is , I have tweezers . Don't budge . Stay there and I'll grab them and help you from your predicament . ' Adrian said and darted towards his smallest bag containing grooming items before the taller man could say no .
" You really don't have to - "
" But I want to and I'm not going to leave you to deal with this and risk getting an infection . Now sit on a bench . Go ahead , otherwise a shortie like me will have to climb a ladder to reach a tree like you . "
" A ... shortie ? " Wade asked , amused and took a seat without arguing .
" I'm either an elf or a hobbit . The wrestling fans that talk online might have to do a coin toss to make their minds up on that . " Neville said and grinned , picked and plucked at the black short hair curled backwards .
" Pay no mind to their nonsense and stupidity , especially if those buffoons insult your ears . Mine are of great size too but then , so is what I pack between my other two legs . Insults come from the ignorant and envious . I KNOW what a handsome and sexy man I am and you shouldn't doubt your own beauty . "
" Beauty ? Me ? ! " the smaller of the two asked Barrett , beginning to feel warm inside .
" You've forgotten what I told you when I made a bullying , hateful ass of myself and helped Cody ... hurt you . "
Neville appreciated the bigger man's shame and guilt showing .
" When you assisted him in my rape , you should say . Tell the truth . The two of you FORCED me , painfully until I bled . "
" I'll regret that for the rest of my life ! "
" You'll also never earn my forgiveness either . "
" As long as I'm here and even after I walk out the door the last time , I'm always going to owe you . I'll do anything for you , except care for any foul beast disgusting mutt DOGS you have , if you own any . '
" You're really leaving this year ? " Adrian focused on the hair pulling so that he might not cry and dropped his tweezers , unable to hold on to them with trembling fingers .
" I'll tell you some of what I said to White . Because of my ego and selfish actions without thinking of the consquences and how I have caused heartbreak to ones that I love , this is the time for me to distance myself from this company and a few of the employees . "
" Would the distance between us be too far apart to maybe message you sometime ? '
" I'll give to you my number and whatever else that you ask of me . "
" A goodbye kiss ? "
Wade smiled fondly at the hopeful tone of voice inside Neville's sweet request and wrapped his tattoos around the shorter man's waist and back with his big hands clutching the other Brit's bottom on each side and bringing Zayn's ' Benja - Nev ' into his throne of a Barrett lap .
" Woah ... you're kidding ? THIS - " Adrian the exploring type stroked and gripped . " Is all really you ? ! "
" It is , my lovely man . The man of my heart , that I've lost , called that third leg you're touching something that would be on display in a deli case . " Wade said and by reflex , instantly too glum to be witty or flash a charming grin .
" It's BIG . ' Neville said in awe . " Would you become upset when I picture you as a redhead during ? "
" Not at all since I'll be thinking the same . "
Barrett hauled Neville to lip lock level , causing him to ' grow ' in spectacular , groin involved ways .
Adrian kissed back , porn film snogging . InZayn was the only man he wanted to have a life with but the man , sweet though he was , lacked in erotic .
Wade was opposite , more like an adult , undoubtedly full grown man .
" Full to the nines . " the shorter man with pointier ears breathed , lowering his torso to grind their wrestlers ' trunks front lump to lump , bulge to bulge . ' Packing strong . "
" Splendid fuck . You aren't small in those important measurements . " the taller man with more prominent , jutting ears commented , his words a spit laced drawl since he felt tipsy from the heated making out .
Adrian panted and groaned after the other man's tongue had flown across the ridges in the roof of his mouth and whimpered , beginning to shriek and plead once Barrett's chin touched his stomach and the tattooed male suckled the shorter's breasts .
" Sit on my face , mate and I'll hear your screams then . " Wade challenged , dizzy and daring .
" Yes , please ... take - take me back to your room . Hell , have me right here and NOW . " Neville moaned , demanding .
" That's MY Daddy you're playing with . He's MY - oh my , my , my and ay yi yi - Dad Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you're fucking ! "
Aluminum silver and chips of amethyst broken from the stone , glittering , with darker evil eyes and the deranged went to the breaking point , back tomorrow facial expression lurked closer , crawled and slithered and in an angered rushing charge , lunged at Neville , screaming .
" STOP IT , Cody ! I will not allow you to ... No ! " Wade locked the hissing younger man in a reptilian squeeze of a hold , gesturing and pleading at Adrian . " Hurry up and go while I've got him pinned ! Run from here and keep yourself safe . Please ? "
Neville agreed sadly and with bonus regret was out of there in a sprint .
He didn't want to leave Barrett now . His heart didn't , nor his body .
His dorky InZayn Rebi was his world , his life but going back into Wade's embrace was something splendid to dream about and long for with affection , passion ... lustfulness .
Sami's ' Benja - Nev ' bestie and bed partner had his injury by attack wish granted by not a big blue guy but a menacing Aussie , her once sunshine hair , now midnight tinted , a Princess turned Wicked Queen .
Emma blasted the metal pipe into Neville's knee and ankle over and over , wouldn't stop until his blood dripped from the length of metal , swung the weapon like a golf club and she was putting away merrily across the green .
Adrian inhaled roughly and hurt his teeth from the force of grinding them too hard against each other .
He cherished the way to take time off and most important , the necessity for his man's safety and sake , to be away from Sami .
He did not , however , find delight in the assault .
Not like Emma who found pleasure in the violence and gathered more physically from the person she'd drawn blood for .
She leaned over and beamed blackly at the thrashed Brit .
" Awww , no Mania for you , hmmm ? Ah well , one down and my man to replace you . "