A/N: So due to the popularity of Coitus I wrote this another bit of hormonal Maura as she is pregnant and Jane trying to cope, ENJOY!
They were six months in, and Maura was even more out of control. Jane though five months was bad well six months was worse, quickly running into the morgue she stopped when she saw Maura sitting in a swivel chair with an unhappy look. Setting the bag and cup down Jane stood off to the side hoping her wife wasn't going to lose it; Maura opened the bag and slowly removed the contents. It was a pastrami sandwich with pickles, mustard, banana peppers, Swiss and American cheese and on the side French fries with more mustard and a side of peanut butter.
Maura was not eating ketchup just looking at it turned the M.E.s stomach, Jane continued to watch as her wife took a bite and moaned in food pleasure. Releasing a breath Jane smiled as Maura obviously enjoyed the sandwich, sitting down and relaxing Maura was tired. She had to run all over town to find the restaurant that had specific pastrami Maura wanted, Jane didn't see how pastrami was ever different but she didn't want to argue.
As she looked on Jane instantly began to gross out as she saw Maura grab a knife from the fridge a spread the peanut butter on the sandwich that was another thing Maura was eating peanut butter like a freight train. Soon Maura began to drink her drink, Jane perked up hoping the drink was right. She had to go to another side of town to get this specific lemonade it was mango and was made from mangoes not concentrate, another moan and another sigh of relief.
The only thing Jane was glad about was that she was getting more sleep as Maura's libido had slowed down a bit, they were back to normal libido Maura which meant it was more than the usual person but not one hundred times more. Kicking her feet up Jane leaned back and dozed off as her wife ate her second breakfast, a light chuckle at her own literary joke that would impress Maura she left sleep take her.
"Jane? Jane?" Instantly waking up Jane instantly saw Maura smiling at her, smiling back Jane stretched and popped her bones and waited to hear what Maura had to say.
"How long was I out?"
"Thirty minutes." The response shocked Jane usually Maura wouldn't let her stay down there especially when there was work to be done, but she must not have been called and looking around she could see it was dead no pun intended
"Jane, um…could you do me a favor?" Turning towards her wife Jane knew she was going to be on the run again.
"Um…sure Maur, what do you need?" Praying it wasn't some odd delicacy she could only get in China Town or down at a back alley restaurant.
"Well, I am going to be hungry later so I was wondering if you could go to that organic store I love and get me some cookies." The look on Maura's face made her cave; she couldn't turn that woman down. Standing up feeling exhaustion take over Jane smiled down at Maura and kissed her gently.
"I will be back in a few with your cookies." As she walked out she stopped upon hearing Maura yell her requests.
"Could you get chocolate chip, oh and the lemon ones, and the fruit oatmeal ones and the house made spicy chocolate ones."
"Will do!" Jane walked out with her head high until she got into the elevator and slumped down, maybe and over-abundance of sex was better than the cravings. Walking out of BPD on a mission she paid attention to one, if she had she would have seen her mother chuckling at her. Angela watched her daughter leave, releasing another chuckle she couldn't wait to see the next three months and how her daughter would do as her daughter in-laws cravings got bigger.