If I Don't Kill You
To the tune: If You Were Gay from Avenue Q. Takes place early in the series when Sunako decides to kill Kyouhei.
Sunako ran into her room as soon as they got back from school, panting heavily. "Damn him…" she muttered. "Damn him…"
"What's wrong, Sunako-chan?" Hiroshi-kun asked.
"Those damn creatures of the light are getting to me, Hiroshi-kun!"
"Oh, don't worry, Sunako-chan," Josephine said, petting Sunako's head. "You're doing rather well so far, just another few years…"
"Yeah? You just now realize the magnitude of our predicament?" Hiroshi-kun snapped.
"That's enough everyone," Akira-kun said from his chair. He turned to Sunako. "Cheer up, Sunako-chan, it's not the end of the world, you still have us."
"Thanks guys," Sunako said. "But something has to be done. I have to kill the brightest! Yes. That's what I've decided."
"Are you sure that's a good idea, Sunako-chan?" Josephine asked.
"Are you kidding me?!" Hiroshi-kun shouted. "That's a GREAT idea, Sunako-chan!"
"Oh yes…it's just the manner of which I kill him…"
"I really don't think this is a good idea," Josephine muttered.
If there was one
I'd want to kill
I mean cuz well…
You make me want to puke
I don't expect
You to understand…
I just really need to kill you
(Before you kill me)
If you were dark, I'd be better off
And not want to maim
Because then there'd be no threat
To me
And I know that you
Would kill me too,
If I told you today,
"Hey! I want to kill you!"
(Before you kill me.)
I'm happy
Without you
So what should it matter to me
How I tear you
To shreds?
"Sunako! That is extremely inappropriate!" Josephine shouted.
"No it's not!" Hiroshi-kun and Sunako shouted back.
If I could slaughter
I'd die with laughter!
And I would say,
Don't get in my way.
You can count on me
To always be
Dreaming of the day,
To tell you it's okay
That you'll be a pretty
corpse
And besides,
This is my fate:
Killing you!
Kyouhei banged on the door. "Nakahara Sunako! Get out here and make me food!"
"Before you kill me," Sunako muttered darkly. She left the room. But not two seconds later, Hiroshi-kun, Akira-kun, and Josephine heard a bloodcurdling shriek. They sighed.
So...yeah...I was bored. And it doesn't rhyme, but I suck at rhyming anyway. Hope you enjoyed our little escapade into Sunako's room.