FFX Idol

This story is about the FF cast is taking a brake. They decided to have a kareoke battle to

see who sings better. The catch . . . they must use real songs but tweak the words to

pertain to the game story.

Disclaimer: I don't own FF or square-enix, but someday I will. But I do own a computer,

an island in the Caribbean, the state of Florida, oh and you.

FFX Idol

Yuna: What a hard day. Me and Tidus had to do that kissing scene about 27 times

because Mr. Slobber over here kept messing up.

Tidus: Yeah, "Messing up".

Tidus then let out a nervous laugh and sat down.

Lulu: What do we do until they have the next sets assembled?

Wakka: I can think of something we can do. It will only take 5 minutes though.

Wakka closes his eyes and starts to smile. He envisioned him in the blitzball

arena with Lulu throwing blitzballs so he can practice. Lulu notices his

contented smile and slaps him. Wakka wakes up out of his trance and rubs his cheek.

Rikku: I know, DANCE PARTY.

Rikku gets up fro, the couch and starts doing the malcania, uhhh, Macarena.

Everyone just stares at her until she stops and sits back down.

Movers: Excuse us, coming through.

Two movers walked in the room carrying a kareoke machine.

Tidus: I got it, singing contest. Its ok, put it down right over there.

Movers: But we have to take it to studio 6.

Tidus: Do you know who we are?

Movers: No.

Tidus: We are the stars of Squares latest FF. We will make them millions.

Now, set it down before I have to call your boss.

Movers: Fine, fine. If you want to make it less we have to lug this thing

around than so be it.

The two movers set it down, plugged it in and then left.

Rikku: Lets see what songs they have here, ohohohoohhh. My fave. I will even use my rapping name, slick rik.

The Real Slick Rik (Played to The Real Slim Shady By Eminem)

May I have your attention please.

May I have your attention please.

Will the real Slicky Rik please stand up.

I repeat, Will the real Slicky Rik please stand up.

Were gonna have a problem here.

You all act like you have never seen an Al Bhed before,

Guys see me and all there Jaws hit the floor

I wear so little yet guys always want to see more

They don't listen to my lines cause they think I'm a bore.

Its the return of is...oh wait no wait you're kidding.

He didn't come back after what Braska did, did he?

And Mr. Gotta said, nothing you idiots Mr. Gottas dead

No one knows the countless fishes he's fed.

Living these lies hearin Rikku coming from all the guys

Chickacihckachicka slick Rik Sick of that chick

Look at her walking around wearing you know what checking you know who

Yeah, but she's still cute though

I can make machinas screws up in there heads loose

But its no worse than what goes on in Seymour's Bedroom

Sometimes I want to watch TV. and just let loose, but I can't

but its cool for the maesters and sin to call a truce

My weapons on my hip, my weapons on my hip

And if you are lucky you can ride on my ship (*The airship, not something else)

And the message is that I am a little kid

And when my home was burning all I did was hid

Of course you guys know it

And of course by the time I reached fourth grade

I was 16 and everyone else wasn't, weren't they?

We aren't nothing but mammals,

well, some of us are monstrous animals

Who attack like a lion attacks an antelope

But if we can summon dead animals

and antelopes

Then there is no reason that Tidus and Yuna can't elope.

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

Stick this needle up your nose

Sing the chorus and it goes

Cuz I'm Slicky Rik

Yes I'm the real Rik

All the other Slick Riks just get me sick

So will the real slick Rik please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Cuz I'm Slicky Rik

Yes I'm the real Rik

All the other Slick Riks just get me sick

So will the real slick Rik please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Square doesn't have to cuss to sell discs, but I want to.

So forget them and forget you two.

You think I give a care about a teen rating?

If half the critics hear me cuss than they all star fainting

But Rik

what if you kiss

a guy named Tidus

Why so he can just lie to get me near

Just to hear my voice that sounds like Britney Spears?

All I know is that Yuna better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to a Ronso and Wakka the first

And try to judge which one speaks english the worst

Big meanie keep playing *"Rikku Returns" on your TV. (*The video sphere when Rikku joins your party)

She's cute, but look at her clothes hehe.

I should work on my voice in am MP3

And sell it to the world on a c.d.

I'm sick of you summoners all you do is annoy me

So we kidnap you and have your aeons destroy you

And there's hundreds of us just like

Who think like me

Who just annoy too much like me

Who dress like me

Who walk, talk and act like me

It may be the next best thing but very freaky.

Cuz I'm Slicky Rik

Yes I'm the real Rik

All the other Slick Riks just get me sick

So will the real slick Rik please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Cuz I'm Slicky Rik

Yes I'm the real Rik

All the other Slick Riks just get me sick

So will the real slick Rik please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

I'm like a alarm clock to listen to

Cuz I am only giving you things you think when you are on shrooms

The only thing is that I have the gull to say it in front of yaw all

Just giving you the pulse without lying at all

Peace yall, and Tidus if you and Yuna ever get married remember

that it is cheaper, to keep her. For shizzle my nizzle watch me on the tellevizzle.

Rikku then got off stage.

Tidus whispering to Yuna: Did you notice she spent most of the song calling herself a bimbo and stupid?

Yuna whispering to Tidus: Shah, I know that but obviously Rikku was to air headed to notice.

Rikku: So who goes next?