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Banishing in the Bedroom
"Shit, shit, shit… Albus!," Harry yelled frantically, into Severus' fireplace, "I need help!"
"Alright my boy, but I don't know what I could do for you in your current state of undress." Replied Albus, eyeing Harry in his hastily concocted toga, in short, a beige sheet wrapped haphazardly around his waist.
"I, I don't know what I did, we, we were in bed and I, I tried to banish his pants, and, oh god! What if I killed him? What am I going to do? Severus is going to kill me…"
"Hush child, you did not kill him, but merely banished him to-well I'm not sure where, but I know people who can find out." Assured Albus, placidly.
Approximately 5588km away, a very naked, and very surprised Severus became a very angry, yet still naked, Severus, standing on something muggles like to call a cement island, in the middle of a very busy street in Manhattan, New York.
A/N: I wrote this ages ago, and I was going to try and develop it a bit but it ended up just sitting in a folder and collecting dust, so I figured I would post it as a drabble. Hope I'm not the only one who finds this even slightly hilarious :)