What's a world without death? Can such a place exist? What force created the term of "Death". What created Death, Shimigami, ect? Was it a god of immense power? A deity with unmatched energy? Here's the facts from the get go. Death is a force that always keeps a strict schedule. Does this mean Death is a being... no. Death, like time, keeps the universe functioning. It flows through every living thing, like Mana. So that means death is an uncontrollable force or force of energy? Neither. What is death anyways? We now know what it's like, but what the hell is the damn thing?
Death has an odd habit off making people feel that they have a chance to live on. Cheat it even. But as we all know those people are idiots to say the least. Here's a little tip for those who want to cheat death,"Never doubt you'll die. Makes the process faster." Why am I here talking about the concept of death if I can't die? Why not that guy in the red hoodie? Meh, you people always want answers. So lets get down to the horse's dick, death is a long story. Now to get that image out of your head. A short little concept of what life is. Why the hell is this important? Can't have death without it.
Life is the antagonist of emos everywhere. Ow hey no hitting! My head is very delicate. Where was I? Oh yes! Death is a very, very, very hit chick. And I mean hot! She makes the sun look like Modok. And that's sayin' something. So to put it short death is a very, very, very hot chick. Like really-*bam*
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