Insanity

DG32173

Sarah: here's a new fanfic with a brand new Sakura pairing … brand new for me at least, even though I've read several fanfics with this particular pairing. (laughs) I find it a highly amusing and surprising coupling, but I really like it so I decided to try it out. Please don't kill me if I ruin Sakura's boyfriend's character, there is very little about him to go on in the manga and I can't really watch the anime because my sound is messing up on the internet so I can't watch it there; and I highly doubt it comes on anymore on any of the channels I have so I can't watch it on TV either. So I have to play it by ear from the manga and the stories I've read. So don't kill me, please. I don't own Naruto, I do own this story idea. Please don't steal it.

!!!WARNINGS!!!
As the name of this fanfic implies, be prepared for insanity. Also, M for future lemons, cursing, lewd insinuations, etc. Please enjoy!

SUMMARY
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki to be used as leverage against Konoha. During her captivity, she is put under Deidara's 'care'. And insanity quickly ensues as the two become very close very quickly. And what the hell happens when her old team comes to take her home and they sneak in on a 'less-than-innocent' scene between the two? Will they have to drag her kicking and screaming from the Akatsuki base? Would they even be able to? Dei/Saku

NOTE
(Authors note)
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Scene change
POV change
Memory, reading or writing something, etc.
Scene change in memory


Prologue

Deidara massages his head. This has been one hectic day. And to top it off, he has been given responsibility for their latest captive: the Sannin Tsunade's own student, Haruno Sakura. Lets back up to this morning to prove his point.

"Tobi thinks you're joking, Deidara-sempai," the masked Akatsuki member says disbelievingly.

"I wish," Deidara mutters. He had just told Tobi the orders Pein had given the Akatsuki. "This either works or the Akatsuki is wiped out," he sighs. "I wish we were given more time than just today, though. It would take a week or more to devise a way to effectively infiltrate Konoha and capture that girl without anyone the wiser until we send the 'ransom note'. Then it would take some time to enact that plan. But having just one day leaves us in a very sketchy predicament. It's no wonder Leader decided that we move within Fire Nation borders."

"Tobi thinks Deidara-sempai is thinking very hard about this."

Deidara lets out a dry, humorless laugh. "I just want to keep living," he replies. He pauses in thought. "But I do wonder if Leader has an ulterior motive to capturing that girl rather than just using her as leverage against Leaf. It is most unusual to have a captive just for leverage and nothing else."

Eight hours later

Deidara mouths the word, "Katsu." An almost microscopic explosion, compared to his usual ones that is, knocks the girl off her feet and into unconsciousness. He'd preferred it to be bigger and louder, but subtlety is most important on this mission. He quickly grabs her and leaps out the window to land on a clay bird waiting just below the windowsill. Tobi is there waiting for him. Deidara does a very small, almost minute, signal and the clay bird takes off into the rapidly darkening sky.

"This her?" Tobi asks curiously, looking at the pink-haired maiden Deidara is holding so that her unconscious body doesn't fall off their mount.

"Yeah, Haruno Sakura," Deidara mutters.

"Tobi thinks she is very pretty."

Deidara smirks. "I'll have to agree with you there, Tobi," he says.

When they are about a two kilometers from Konoha, they here sirens go off as the other Akatsuki members' diversion takes effect. It's supposed to be enough to distract Konoha from finding out about their missing kunoichi while Toby and Deidara make their getaway with said kunoichi.

Well, that pretty much sums it up. And now he is tasked with being their captive's guard. He's leaning against the wall next to his bed, where he had put her until she awakens, awaiting for her to do exactly that. It's been two hours since he's gotten back to the hideout and placed her there, after a nearly three hour flight back from Konoha. He's beginning to wonder if maybe his knock-out explosion had been a bit too forceful or a bit too close to her. He hadn't wanted to take a chance of her staying awake after the explosion and taking defense against him but he also hadn't wanted to seriously injure her in the process, thus he made the very small bomb explode just over a meter from her

Deidara's gaze sharpens when the pink-haired girl moans and her emerald eyes flicker open. She slowly sits up, a hand to her head. She looks around, her gaze confused. Her gaze locks on him, but her confusion grows more. "Who … who are you?" she asks, confusing him; they have met many times in the past. Then she asks the question that makes him inwardly smirk: "Who am I?"


Sarah: well, that was an interesting twist early on. How long will her amnesia last? (smirks) perhaps she doesn't need to be called a 'captive' when Pein finds out she has amnesia. She might even move to being called 'Akatsuki'. But I'm not telling you; I'll spoil the future!