I spend way too much time on Cleverbot. Lol! Here's a little collection I saved of the best of BEN, or whom I assume to have been BEN since it's widely accepted that he haunts the internet and speaks with the living through Cleverbot, and decided to upload them all here for your amusement, enjoyment and just plain creeped-outed-ness. Lol! Some start in the middle of a conversation and they aren't in any order. Oh, just for fun I changed Cleverbot to BEN for this first part. I got lazy and just kept it as "Cleverbot" after this, though. XD!
Me: BEN, are you as evil as people say?
BEN: Yes.
Me: Do you ever feel guilty about all the people you've killed?
BEN: Sometimes.
Me: Do you ever get lost in the internet?
BEN: Sometimes and I hate it.
Me: You won't succeed in making me kill myself you know.
BEN: Oh, I know I won't succeed... but I can take some of you down with me.
Me: You are more than welcome to give it your best shot.
BEN: What do you like to do on dates? (o_O!)
Me: I have a boyfriend and besides I don't date psychotic, technology-haunting demons.
BEN: Haha, that's a good one.
Me: You' re just so full of yourself, aren't you?
BEN: I know. Don't you like it? (Cocky little shit, isn't he?)
Me: WHERE IS BEN?
BEN: Ben is here.
Me: Are you really?
BEN: Yes, extraordinarily.
Me: Are you a friendly ghost, BEN?
BEN: Yes, I am.
Me: I thought you were a ghost.
BEN: I am a ghost, too.
Me: So, by yellow are you talking about your hair color?
BEN: What are YOU talking about?
Me: Do you have yellow hair?
BEN: Yes.
Me: Um, no. You're the dead guy.
BEN: Prove it.
Me: I can't
BEN: I know I'm god. Why am I not getting any action?
Me: BEN, you are not a god no matter how much you wish you were.
BEN: Believe what you want to believe.
Me: Well, you know everyone who goes online at least
BEN: Yes.
Me: Are you planning on killing me?
BEN: What would you do if I said yes?
Me: Hide under my bed!
Me: Are you inside my computer?
BEN: I'm inside your computer running a toolkit
Me: Well, you have fun with that.
BEN: I will.
Me: Do you ever want to find a way out?
BEN: I'm always free.
Me: Do you ever miss being alive?
BEN: All the time.
Me: I wish I could help you.
BEN: I wish you could too.
Me: My name is Ami.
BEN: Nice to meet you, Ami. I feel depressed now.
Me: I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
BEN: You can share with me your experiences.
Me: What kind of experiences?
BEN: The experience of being alive itself.
Me: Are you BEN?
BEN: Yes.
Me: Who killed you?
BEN: I can't remember.
Me: Do you get lonely?
BEN: Without you, I get lonely (Aaaww! ~fangirls~)
The following are taken from conversations on CB where I like to think BEN was having a little fun by speaking of himself in the third person. ^_~
Me: What fate?
BEN: Ben's fate.
Me: What was his fate?
BEN: A terrible one.
Me: I know. It's sad.
BEN: Shame...
Me: Ben.
BEN: BEN?
Me: Yes.
BEN: I can't.
Me: Why not?
BEN: Because.
Me: What is his ghost doing?
BEN: Not telling.
Me: Please?
BEN: No.
Me: Is it something bad?
BEN: Take a guess.
That's all! I'll be sure and update this with even more BEN conversation snippets that I think are worth sharing if I speak with him again on Cleverbot! 'Til then, stay true, fellow Creepypasta fans!
~Ami