The Untold Tales of Gaia 3:
Happy Holidays to Ian's Bar and Grill!
Kaira Carr hummed a jaunty little Christmas song to herself as she walked towards Ian's Bar and Grill. Behind her was an incredibly large gift box on the little wagon she was pulling. She pulled it up in front of the Ianites' fan club. With some careful manoeuvring, she pulled it inside.
"Special delivery!" She hollered and was soon surrounded by the club. "Yeah, I have a Christmas present for: . . ." She starts reading out the list. Quarter of the way through, she stopped and said, "Aw, screw it, Ian's Bar and Grill. It's for all of you. Hope you can share. So, who's going to sigh for this?"
Bob Dobbs stepped forward and signed on the dotted line. Behind Kaira, the box shuffled a little bit. "What's in there?" Bob asked.
Kaira shrugged, "I don't know, a Mochi, a Momo, maybe even a Wild Thing. I'm just the delivery person. Enjoy!" With a bright smile, she left. The box shook some more.
Suddenly Ian popped out like a Jack-in-the-Box. He stood there in the box the lid atop his head, while he rubbed his temples. "Oh my aching head. Where am I?" He looked up towards the Ianites and pulled the present lid off his head. He would come to regret that action. "What the . . . ?"
Silence.
Ian had just popped out of a Christmas present wearing his trademark hat. The most shocking part was . . .
Ian had just popped out of a Christmas present wearing ONLY his trademark hat.
Of course he didn't know that yet. "What's everyone staring at?" He asked naively. Then he felt a cold draft and looked down. A high-pitched, choked whimper was all that came from him as her desperately tried to cover his lap with his hat.
The shock had passed for the Ianites and they were giving him hungry looks, much like cats eyeing a fresh saucer of milk, with a side of tuna.
"KAIRA!!!!!!!!!!!!" His voice broke through the cacophony of daily Gaian life, echoing several times before dying down. Birds were startled from the trees and took flight in sudden haste.
In the distance, Kaira smiled as her name was being hollered to Gaia's heavens. She chuckled, pulling another large, wrapped gift box behind her. It shuffled slightly as she checked the list of NPC fan clubs. She loved bringing joy to people.
