Beating Alice

My Birthday is coming up. My friends in years past have completely disregarded what I said about it. I don't like parties or gifts. I just want to spend the day in peace. They think I should just be more like them and want to use this occasion to party it up.

So for this year without them telling them I have made plans for my Birthday. The night before after everyone goes to bed I plan on leaving the apartment and going to a hotel near the airport. I took a week off of work to go take a vacation on a private island off of Brazil. My plane takes off nice and early so by the time they wake up and go into my bedroom I will be in the air. I left them a note so they won't call the police.

I expect they will be furious but for crying out loud, I have been furious for years about them interfering with my life and trying to change me. They refuse to accept me for who I am and what I like. With all the forced shopping sprees, going to clubs, going to the spa to get treatments done that I don't want and of course not letting me spend my birthday how I want.