twilight: three halves of a middle-aged lunar celestial body
Edward's limp penis swung in the wind as he stood over the nude dead body of his mother
the rotting carcass seemed to smell of obligatory letters and foul cabbage as Edward pulled a tick out of his urethra
he turned and walked away trying to flush the terrible ideas he had been thinking out of his poor crazed mind
the stagnant water in his mishapen head sloshed about and oozed out of his ears in an orgasmic spray of mind feces
suddenly Bella stepped out of the dimensional portal in front of him
Edward proceeded to take a hit of his DMT and used as a device of hyperventilation, and soon they came face to face with the gay mexican goose jesus, himself
the mexican jesus laid his sombrero on the ground and began to dance around it whaling crys of pain yet Bella and Edward only stood and stared as the goose rotted from the inside out
a cascading shower of putrid vaginal coagulations came splurching out of Edward's head as Bella laughed at the mexican goose and said "sorry, i was thinking of an ambulance voice"
Edward stumbled into goose jesus who began to rip apart his own ball sack strange rainbow liquids flowed out until a full size unicorn stumbled out of the gooses gaping balls
limbs fall like rain, a river of lividity, the unicorn's blunt force autopsy upon the living resulted in uber pwnage.
gaged, raped, and mangled with rotting limbs and organs, the goose recedes into Edward's super muff of a noggin and Bella retracted his penis from Edwards garbage disposal
A DRIVE-BY DINOSAUR UNBIRTHING!!! =D
after many days Bella left the goose and Edward to die wandering into the mountains to find his one love okoy
still mad at yokookoy ta dam llits
her ass vagina began to talk to her pleeding her to kill her self in the most brutal way possible Bella tryed to tell the vagina that she needed to find her band members but it only came out as strange crys
and those cries sounded strangely like a poochiepolyp, farting out notes of : "and everything is fine as our stars collide, a million shards of light and sound thrown, before they all fall down in this universe i am about to burst, a million cracks seep through me, blue light shines for you to see. THE END (because we gave up there)