In English class the teacher introduced Gir to the class "Class this is Gir a friend of Zims." "HI MASTER! I'M IN CLASS WITH YOU!" Gir yelled all the way across the room to Zim. "Gir! Stop yelling!" "BUT YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME!" "Gir! As your master I demand you stop yelling and come sit in that seat!" Zim was pointing at the seat next to him. "Yes master as you wish. Oh and master?" "What Gir?" "I have to go to the bathroom." "Well then go." "I do not know where it is." "Let's go." Zim got up and then remembered that he was in class as soon as he got up everyone was laughing Zim gave everyone a your going to die sign and they shut up. Gir and Zim left the room. "It's right there now go." "But master can you come with me?" "No I cannot because i am not a girl and that's a girls bathroom." "But master, please what if someone tries to robot-nap me." "Gir 1 your not a robot anymore, 2 why would anyone take you while you're in the bathroom, and 3 why in the world do you think i could be any match to anything that would want to take you?" "Because master you have saved me from many dangerous evil things before." "Fine wait here." "Yes master." Zim came back dressed as a girl."Okay Gir let's go." "Thank you master." Zim and Gir walk in, and then three girls walk up to Gir. "Hi I'm Britney."The only blonde says. "Hi I'm Kristen." The only brunette says. "Hi I'm Ashley." The only redhead says "Hi I'm Gir." "Well Gir everyone in skool has heard about you already." Ashley said. "Really?" "Yeah all the guys want to go on a date with you." "Gir go to the bathroom and let's go." "Okay." "Who are you?" asked Kristen. "I am Gir's cousin but I'm just visiting until Gir is done then I am leaving." "I'm done." "Okay Gir let's go." "Kay." When they walked out Zim was wearing his boy costume. "Okay it's lunch time." "LUNCH TIME! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WILL THERE BE CUPCAKES OR TACOS?" "NO GIR NOW STOP YELLING BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU!" "Sorry master." "It's fine just go to the lunch room I'll be there in a minute." "Okay master." Everyone was on their way to lunch. "Master!" "What!" "I'll wait for you." "What!" "I'll wait for you outside the lunch room." "Okay!" Outside the lunch room "Hi master." "Go in." "Okay." Zim and Gir sat at a table. "Okay Gir I'm going to get our food." "Okay bye bye master." "Bye Gir.'' Zim rolled his eyes and walked away. "Hey." A big football player walked up to Gir. "Hi I'm Gir!" "Hi Gir my name's Brick." "Cool name it makes you sound scary." "I am scary." "No my master is scary you're not even close." "Whatever how bout you give me a little kiss?" "What's a kiss?" "I'll show you." Brick was leaning in until-BAM! A tray of food hit him in the back of the head. "What are you doing at our table." None other than (our favorite alien in the whole world!) Zim said. "Nothing! Gosh just because I talk to your girlfriend d-" "1 GIR IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND 2 SHE IS WAY TO MATURE FOR YOU 3 YOUR DUMMER THAN A SACK OF DIRT AND 4 I JUST DO NOT LIKE YOU SO LEAVE GIR ALONE SHE WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER KISS YOU NOR LIKE YOU SHE IS JUST VERY NICE TO YOU BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT KNOW YOUR PERSONALITY YET BUT THAT CHANGES NOW! GIR NEVER TALK TO HIM EVER AGAIN OR YOU'LL BE YOUR NORMAL SELF BY MONDAY!" "Okay master." Said Gir between little laughs "See Gir listens to me anyone comes near her or talks to her or even thinks about her will have to have a little talk with me." "Got it." Brick said then ran away, as soon as he was gone Gir burst out into a fit of laughter. "What is so funny Gir?" Asked Zim "W-w-w-when you yelled at B-b-b-brick he started c-c-crying so hard he needed medical h-h-h-help!" Zim coudn't help himself he started laughing as hard as Gir, they finally stopped laughing it was time for science.
Hey! wazzup! anyway this is the third chapter. oh and guess what? There's 7 chapters so if you like this story so far there's still more to come! ;)