Alright, so basically here it is:
Disclaimer: WHat? ME? But what did I do? (Fire Emblem characters, not mine)
Pairing: Skrimir X Ranulf
Warnings: Did you not already see it says LEMON? (not to be confused with the ones to make lemonade)
It was a warm summer afternoon in the large city of Gallia as Ranulf was planning out his special days with Skrimir. They'd been together for almost two years now, so it was time to plan their anniversary. It was clear to Ranulf that it had to be something that was unexpected, yet something that would have him begging for more.
"Alright, so what can I do to please such a stubborn ol' lion? Hmmmmm. . . ." the blue-haired cat thought to himself.
One by one he crossed out obvious things that would most likely just annoy Skrimir: anniversary party, late night walk, dinner in bed, scented candles and so on. Lost in his thoughts, he continued down the halls of the large mansion until he was startled by a scream coming from the room a few doors down. Ranulf ran to see what was wrong, but when he got there, he'd found two kids just playing cards.
"Is everyone okay? I heard screaming." The cat said with concern in his voice.
"Ummmm yeah, we're fine Ranulf. That was Rolf over here crying because I beat him seven times in poker." The young cleric said in a sweet tone with a bright smile on her face.
"Aren't you two a bit too young to be playing that?" the blue-haired feline responded with a look of curiosity.
"No, we're not. We're at that age now Ranulf. Now STRIP poker is a totally different story." Mist laughed with an irresistible smile full of innonence.
"Is that so?"
"Yep, that's right Ranulf." Rolf quickly responded.
"Well alright then. I'll see you two later." The blue-haired feline said walking away.
Mist peeked out into the hallway to make sure that Ranulf was gone.
"Hee hee hee. . . ." the girl giggling to herself.
"Alright Rolf, a deals a deal." Mist smirked.
"Do I have to?"
"You made the bet, but I won 6 outta seven 7."
"One more game?" the green-haired archer whined.
"A deals a deal. Start stripping." She commanded.
Rolf slowly started to take off his armor, leading to his clothes, and finally his under garments until he was left with nothing but his boxers. Mist's face turned a loud red color.
"Ummmmmm wow. . . . . Maybe this is a little bit too much for Mist." She thought to herself.
Finally, back in his room Ranulf was still unsure of what to do for their anniversary. He plopped nonchalantly down on his bed and laid back to relax.
"Damn it! What can I do?" he said thinking out loud frustrated. All of a sudden, he felt a deck of cards on his bed.
"Hm? Where did-" his trail of thought was cut off by what Mist had once said.
"Life is like a game of cards, see Ranulf? Throughout life, you have challenges, but you try your best to hold out with a good strategy and pull off a finale in the end."
"That's it!" the blue cat shouted full of excitement.
Jumping off the bed, he ran into the hallway and burst straight into Mist's room.
"Hey Mist!" the blue cat enthusiastically called out.
"OH MY GOD!" the little girl screamed trying to cover up herself so that Ranulf wouldn't see that she was only wearing underwear and a short-sleeved shirt.
"We weren't playing strip poker I swear! It was getting hot in here and-" Mist quickly trying to scramble for a lie, but was cut off by the feline's words.
"Thanks so much Mist! I remembered what you said back from before and I think I know just what to do now! Anyways, see ya and thanks again!" the blue-haired laguz said before he swiftly sprinted out.
Mist couldn't believe what just happened. Everything was such a sudden shock as she slowly turned her head to look at Rolf and soon fainted.
"Ummmm. . . . . Mist? Are you okay?" Rolf wondering what just happened.