AN: I wrote this with my awesome sis Starbo's help. Actually, it started out as a joke while we were talking about a Wincest rp. I mentioned singing a Wincest song to "What's This?!" She was very excited by the idea and started actually writing something and I joined in enthusiatically and had it finished within the hour. I've edited it several times. Well, I hope you enjoy!
OH! Also, if you like Wincest and you are over 18, there is this loooovely little website where you can rp to Wincest. it's more like co-writing then rping and for the fans of my stories that wonder what the fuck I've been doing, I've been working on three rps in there. In order to join up, register, and as soon as you get the email, add a bio about yourself on your "about me" page explaining why you're here or else Ithiel Dragon won't vaildate you.
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Now, without further ado.....
What's this? What's this?
There's gay sex everywhere.
What's this?
Slash fans pull up your chairs!
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, fans, this isn't fair
What's this?
What's this? A kiss?
There's something very wrong
SO RIGHT!
They can't hold out for very long
What's this?
The posts are lined with
Sexual tension building
Everybody seems so happy
Have we possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?
There are fan girls screaming Wincest here
Talking of motel beds
They're busy writing fics
And at times a vid instead
There's sex in the impala!
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my cheeks I feel a warmth
That's coming from inside [blushing]
Oh, look
What's this?
They're using gags and ropes, they kiss
Why, that's so fucking hot, inspired!
Fans're gathering around to read a story
Based on the girlish fan desire
What's this?
What's this?
The boys, once both were straight, now queer
What do the readers think
And why?
Fans squeal over such tiny little things
And put the boys on written strings
Here's some smutt for everyone
Don't dare correct us if it's wrong!
This looks like fun!
This looks like fun!
Oh could it be I got my wish?
What's this?
Oh my, what now?!
They cuddled in their sleep!
But look, they wear nothing underneath!
Some ghouls, some witches, easily both boys kill them
Then go back to fluffy Wincest things
Secure inside our dreamland
What's this?
The Winchesters are kissing
There's incest all around
And in that queen-sized bed seems to be
That moaning groaning sound
Fangirl screams, I swear!
I hear their shrieks all through the air
They fuck wherever they may lie
It's absolutely everywhere!
The sights, the sounds!
Fucking everywhere and all around
They've never felt so good before
With cum inside, they're filling up
They simply cannot get enough
Sam wants it and Dean wants it
What girls want for their own
They've got to know
They've got to know
What is this sex that they have found?
What is this?
Wincest town, MMMMMMM!!!!