Unlikely Formations
I don't own Inuyasha, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, Naruto, Avatar, Scarface, Grand Theft Auto, Dead Too Rights, V for Vendetta, Dragonball Z, Samurai Champloo, X-men, Spider-man, Yu Yu Hakusho or Pokèmon. Rated R for Violence, Profanity, Dialogue and Sex. Guest appearances by The Rock, Sean Paul & The All-American Rejects.
In Tokyo, there was a huge convention. Kagome Higurashi appeared at the convention with her Feudal friends; Inuyasha, Shippo, Sango & Miroku. She was there with some friends; Eri, Yuka, Ayumi, Yusuke Urimeshi, Pan Son & James. Also there was all the ninjas from the hidden leaf village; Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Choji, Ino, Shikamaru, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Rock Lee, Tenten & Neji. Also were the sand ninjas, Gaara, Temari & Kankuro. Also was the Avatar Aang with his friends; Katara, Sokka & Toph. Also there was Kent Paul & Maccer from San Andreas. The convention was being hosted by The Rock. "Finally, The Rock has come back! To Tokyo", Rock said. "Kagome, who is this guy?" Inuyasha asked. "This is Dwayne Johnson, also known as The Rock, he's a professional wrestler in the WWE", Kagome said. "So he fights people?" Shippo asked. "Yes, he's a 9-time World Champion", Kagome said. "Amazing", Miroku said. "Now he makes movies, and hasn't appeared in the WWE for quite a while", Kagome said. "Now, The Rock has a few guests, they are the survivors of Raccoon City, Leon Kennedy, Chris Redfield and Claire Redfield", Rock said. The 3 came out. "I heard they survived a city full of zombies", Naruto said. "That's gotta be the weirdest thing I ever heard", Sasuke said. "Thank you Rocky", Leon said. "No problem, now it's been years since the incident, do you still have nightmares or any effects of the incident?" Rock asked. "What's done is done, though there are people we haven't seen since the incident", Leon said. "There were four, Ada Wong, Billy Coen, Sherry Birkin and Steve Burnside", Claire said. "Billy and Steve are dead, aren't they?" Chris asked. "That's what I thought about Ada, until I saw her two years ago", Leon said. "This sucks", Shikamaru said. "Why did we even come here?" Tenten asked. "Just to have fun", Sakura said. "Are there other survivors here?" Rock asked. "Yeah, though 8 of them are late", Claire said. "We do have with us, Carlos Olivera & the other S.T.A.R.S., Barry, Jill & Rebecca", Chris said. "When can we leave, this is boring", Sokka said. "I heard there was gonna be music", Katara said. "It better be good music", Toph said. "Relax, I'm sure it won't be bad", Aang said. "Any hopes on stopping Umbrella?" Rock asked. "We are still looking for their leader, Albert Wesker", Leon said. "Well, why don't you go see if you can get more friends, while I put on entertainment", Rock said. Then Sean Paul came out. "It's Sean Paul", Kent Paul said. "Hell yeah", Maccer said. "It's the Jamaican singer", Yusuke said. "Hey everybody, ready for some jamming?" Sean Paul asked. The audience cheered. "Ok, let's get this party started!" Sean Paul said. He stared playing his hit song Temperature.
Meanwhile there is a battle across the city. Head sentinel Bastion was fighting Wolverine, Cyclops, Gambit & Spider-man. "Fuck, how are we gonna beat this guy?" Wolverine asked. "Keep attacking, that's how", Spider-man said. Bastion zapped all four guys. "We really need to get him out of the city before some gets killed", Cyclops said. "We figured that", Gambit said. Near the outskirts, Princess Azula was walking with her team Mai & Ty Lee. "Where are we going?" Mai asked. "We're gonna see the big city", Ty Lee said. "I thought we were suppose to be looking for Zuko, Iroh and the Avatar", Mai said. "I think we found one", Azula said. She found Appa and Momo sleeping near a tree. "Let's move girls", Azula said. They moved. Then Ty Lee heard a twig snap. "Ty, what's wrong?" Mai asked. "I thought I heard something", Ty Lee said. "There's nothing there, let's go", Mai said. The girls left, and then the person stepped out. "Avatar huh, this should be interesting", the man said. A close up reveals he's Orochimaru, sworn enemy of the leaf village. Meanwhile in a bar, Solid Snake and Raiden are having a drink. "When are we gonna find Ocelot?" Raiden asked. "Sooner or later kid, Ocelot is never easy to find, he's a sneaky bastard", Snake said. Then they heard an explosion. "What the hell was that?" Raiden asked. They headed outside to see the X-men and Spider-man fighting Bastion. "Who the fuck are they?" Raiden asked. "I don't know, but we gotta help them stop him", Snake said. Spider-man jumped at Bastion, but was punched away into the convention. Inside, Sean Paul finished singing his song. "Thanks Sean, now our next guest is…" Rock was saying when Spider-man crashed through the wall and landed on the stage. He got up and dusted himself then noticed people staring at him (note: he's not wearing his suit). "Sorry for the inconvenience", Spider-man said. Then the wall was destroyed. "Holy fuck!" Inuyasha shouted. Bastion entered. "Hello everybody", Bastion said. People began running in fear. Snake and Raiden arrived at the scene. "People, please leave in an orderly fashion", Snake said. "Snake, they're gonna die, you think they'll buy into that bullshit?" Raiden asked. "Come on Peter, let's finish this", Bastion said. Then the X-men came and attacked. "What the fuck is going on?" Kiba asked. "Prepare to die Bastion", Wolverine said. Then blue fire struck. "What the hell?" Wolverine asked. Azula, Mai & Ty Lee stepped in. "Hello Avatar", Azula said. "Oh no, princess Azula", Aang said. "How did she find us?" Sokka asked. Snake & Raiden appeared behind Azula. "Freeze!" they both said, aiming their guns. "You gotta be kidding", Azula said. Then Leon, Claire, Chris, Jill, Barry, Rebecca and Carlos showed up, aiming their guns. "Fine, we surrender", Azula said putting her hands up. Then she shot fire at Raiden, but he ducked Matrix style. Leon ran at her while her back was turned She saw this and tried to burn him, but she missed and received a kick to the side of the head. Mai tried shooting arrows, but Raiden stepped in and used his sword to deflect them, then used the side of his sword to hit Mai. "Damn they're good", Naruto said. Then kunai knives went flying at Raiden. Gambit came and blocked them. "Nice block", Orochimaru said. "Fuck, its Orochimaru", Kiba said. Orochimaru stared at Kagome. "You, I sense a lot of spiritual energy in you, you must be a priestess", Orochimaru said. He advanced toward Kagome. "Hey back away from her", Inuyasha said. Orochimaru punched Inuyasha away. "Bastard, spirit gun!" Yusuke said. He missed the shot. "You also have a lot of spiritual energy, impressive", Orochimaru said. "Hey you, what the fuck is going on?" Carlos asked. "I heard the Avatar is here, and I wanted to meet him", Orochimaru said. "What do you want with the Avatar?" Azula asked. "I want a worthy opponent, I figure the Avatar could assist me with that", Orochimaru said. Then some zombie dogs came into the area, 5 of them. "Shit, Cerberus", Leon said. The dogs were killed by Leon, Claire, Wolverine, Naruto & Sokka. "What's the deal with the dogs?" Sokka asked. "That was me", a man said. Albert Wesker. "Wesker, we meet again, for the final goddamn time", Chris said, aiming his gun. "Now, now Christopher, that's no way to treat old friends", Wesker said. "Yes it is nice to meet old friends", another man said. It was Revolver Ocelot. "Ocelot!" Snake said, aiming his gun. "No respect, and we're the evil ones", Wesker said. "Hey jabroni, what the hell is going on here?" Rock asked. "It's like this Mr. Johnson, I'm just here to meet friends, and spread the T-virus, since I'm teaming up with Ocelot, we'll be unstoppable, catch my drift?" Wesker said, face-to-face with The Rock. Rock then gave Wesker a Rock Bottom. "Well do you smell what the Rock is cooking?" Rock asked. "Die Rocky", Bastion said, readying to zap The Rock. Goku flew at Bastion and punched him. "Who the hell is that?" Ocelot said. Then The Rock ran and gave a Spine-buster to Ocelot. Then Monkey D. Luffy came. "Hey Rock, give him the elbow", he said. Then he stretched his arms so that The Rock can deliver The People's Elbow to Ocelot. "What a battle", Sean Paul said.
Soon everybody was fighting all over Tokyo. It was a helluva battle. The fight led all the way to Kagome's house. The enemies were thrown to the back yard. "Shit they're tough", Wesker said. Everyone was in the back yard. "Ready to surrender?" Goku asked. "The hell we are", Wesker said. Then 6 hooded people came out. "Who the hell are they?" Inuyasha asked. "Distractions", Ocelot said. Bastion zapped at everyone. Goku and Luffy were unable to dodge in time and were hit and injured. "Grandpa!" Pan said, rushing toward Goku. Then the well started glowing. "What's this?" Ocelot asked. The villains looked into the well. Then tentacles came out and pulled them into the well. "Holy shit", Leon said. "Were they dragged to the feudal era?" Shippo asked. "Maybe, let's go", Kagome said. "Hold the fuck up, what's going on?" Leon asked. "Long story, we need to go into the well", Kagome said. "Well we're coming", Leon said. "Are you sure you want to, how will I get all of you into the well?" Kagome asked. "Let's hold hands", Leon said. "Hey sis, can I come?" Sota asked. "No Sota, it's too dangerous, you stay here and look after Goku and Luffy", Kagome said. "Aw come on", Sota said. "No Sota, look I'm sorry about what you're going through now, but that's no reason for you to risk your life, now go inside, and get medical help for these two", Kagome said. "Fine", Sota said. "Let's go in", Kagome said. "What about Appa?" Aang asked. "He's too big to fit in the well Aang", Katara said. "Let's go", Inuyasha said. Everyone jumped in the well. When everyone got to the other side, they felt uneasy. "I know, the trip feels weird, but you'll get used to it", Kagome said. They climbed out the well. "Akamaru, I don't think we're in Tokyo anymore", Kiba said. "Where did those people go?" Sasuke asked. "Who pulled them into the well?" Sango asked. "Probably Naraku", Miroku said. "Who's Naraku?" Katara asked. "The meanest Son of a Bitch to walk the face of the earth", Inuyasha said. "If you say so", Naruto said. "Let's move, we don't have any time to waste", Leon said. Everyone began walking.
Meanwhile, the villains woke up and saw themselves in a huge place. "Where are we?" Wesker asked. "Looks scary", Ty Lee said. "You're in my castle", a man said. In the shadow was Naraku. Also there were his incarnations; Kagura, Kanna, Hakudoshi, The Infant, the resurrected Musou and his human servant Kohaku. "Just what the fuck is going on?" Azula asked. "Calm down, we're here to help, if we work together, we can destroy our enemies, what do you say?" Naraku asked. "Sure, under one condition", Orochimaru said. "What may that be?" Naraku asked. "We raise hell, and destroy many villages", Orochimaru said. "Excellent idea", Naraku said. Everyone laughed. "What's so funny?" Ty Lee asked. Everyone stared at her. "What, what did I say?" Ty Lee asked. "Jesus H. Christ", Wesker said. Back to the hero group. "What's wrong with your little brother?" Sakura asked. "He was dumped by his girlfriend Hitomi for another boy, a kid named Inari", Kagome said. Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke stood in a daze. "Oh, what a shame", Sakura said. "I can't believe that little squirt scored a girlfriend", Naruto said laughing. "You know this boy?" Kagome asked. "We met him once", Sakura said. "Damn, wonder where Kevin and the others are?" Leon asked. "I'm sure they're fine Leon, stop worrying", Claire said. "I'm not worried, I'm just gonna kill them for being late", Leon said.
Back in 2006, Kevin Ryman and his friends; David King, Cindy Lennox, George Hamilton, Yoko Suzuki, Mark Wilkins, Jim Chapman and Alyssa Ashcroft were walking through the Tokyo, and arrived at the convention. "What the fuck happened to this place?" Kevin asked. Sean Paul came to the scene. "Hey it's Sean Paul", Jim said. "Hey Sean, what the hell happened here?" Kevin asked. "Some bastard came and destroyed the place, I don't know why, he was fighting some people, that's all I know", Sean Paul said. Eri, Yuka and Ayumi came. "So you're the late 8", Yuka said. Kevin made a striking gesture with his elbow, which caused the girls to run. Kent Paul and Maccer came. "Did you see anything weird?" Kevin asked. "Yeah, some people were fighting and they went that way", Maccer said. "Let's go", Kevin said. They arrived at the Higurashi shrine. Sota was outside, all pissed off. "Hey kid, did you see anything strange?" Jim asked. "Yeah, come here", Sota said. Everyone went to the back. "They went down that well", Sota said. "Yo Leon, where the fuck are you?" Kevin shouted. "You need this to find him", Sota said, holding a sacred jewel. "Hand it over then", David said. "I have to come, I'm a priest in training, only I have the power to make this jewel work", Sota said. "Fine, let's go", David said. Everyone jumped down the well.
The heroes were walking through the forest when Inuyasha picked up a scent. "What's wrong?" Sango asked. "I smell blood", Inuyasha said. Kiba and his dog Akamaru also picked up a scent. "He's right, there's a massacre afoot", Kiba said. "Let's move, quickly", Sango said. The gang rushed to the village. When they got there, a lot of people were dead. "Jesus Christ, what the fuck happened here?" Gambit asked. "Someone's there", Hinata said, pointing to rubble. Leon, Chris & Raiden grabbed their guns and searched the rubble. The grabbed a huge piece of wood, held their guns, then flung it open and aimed their guns quickly, causing a little girl to get scared. "Hold your fire", Leon said. The girl was shaking. "Hey relax, we're not gonna hurt you", Leon said. The girl stopped shaking a little. "What's your name?" Leon asked. "Satsuki", the girl said. Shippo heard this and ran to the girl. "Satsuki!" Shippo said. "Shippo!" Satsuki said. He jumped on her and hugged her. "I haven't seen you in a long time", Shippo said. "I assume you know this girl?" Leon said. "Yeah, she's an old friend of mine", Shippo said. "Yeah, she's that girl who had the stone flower", Kagome said. "Shippo's first love", Inuyasha teased, causing Kiba to laugh. Shippo blushed, a lot. "Will you shut the fuck up, you're acting very childish", Gambit said. "Yeah, quit teasing him", Spider-man said. Then a kunai was thrown at them. "Who the fuck threw that?" Kiba asked. Then they see Hakudoshi and Orochimaru. "They're the ones that destroyed the village", Satsuki said. "Hey you bastards, come over here", Inuyasha said. Hakudoshi and Orochimaru delivered the finger and ran off. "Assholes", Inuyasha said as he went after them. The group chased Hakudoshi and Orochimaru through the entire forest. "Almost there", Inuyasha said running. Then he bumped into someone. "What the fuck?" Inuyasha asked. The man dusted himself and stood up. "Watch where you're fuckin' going", the man said. "Mugen what happened", a girl asked running to him with a friend. "Nothing, just a collision course", Mugen said. "Sorry, I'm sure it was an accident, by the way, I'm Fuu, the man you ran into is Mugen and this is my friend Jin", Fuu said. "Hi there", Jin said. "Well let us introduce ourselves", Kagome said. Skip the intro, it's too damn long. "What are you doing out here?" Fuu asked. "Looking for a kid and some other guy", Inuyasha said. "Two bad-ass motherfuckers", Shikamaru said. "Whatever, let's just get some sleep, we'll find them tomorrow", Kagome said. "What about them?" Ino asked. "Let them stay, we could use some new teammates" Kagome said. Shippo slept next to Satsuki. "Relax Satsuki, we'll catch these people and make them pay", Shippo said, stroking her hair. "Thanks", Satsuki said. Shippo kissed her on the cheek and said "goodnight". "Shippo's got a girlfriend", Kiba said. "Shut the fuck up!" Gambit, Shikamaru, Leon and Carlos said.
Next morning, Fuu was waking up and she sees Hakudoshi staring over her. She let out a scream. "What the fuck is going on?" Mugen asked. "Hakudoshi!" Inuyasha said, and jumped at him but missed. "Which way did he go, which way did he go?" Hakudoshi mocked. "Hey you little brat!" Mugen said jumping at him, but missed. "Na-na-na-na-na", Hakudoshi mocked. He went to Satsuki. "Hey there sexy lady", Hakudoshi said. "Back off", Shippo said, tying to punch Hakudoshi. He missed and was karate chopped on the back of his neck. Then Hakudoshi ran off. "Come back here you little bastard!" Neji said. They all followed Hakudoshi again. This time he was joined by Azula, Mai and Ty Lee. Azula sent fire at them while Mai sent arrows. Everyone dodged and fell down a hill, which was very painful for each person. They were out cold. Meanwhile Sota and the others were walking. "Where the fuck is those assholes?" Kevin asked. "Please be patient Kevin", George said. "This is rather fuckin' annoying", Paul said. Then a demon appeared. "Jesus Christ!" George screamed. The demon was killed by Paul & Maccer. "Expect the unexpected", David said. "How the fuck are we gonna do that?" Jim asked. Back to the group, they woke up and were furious. "I hate those girls", Katara said. "You're not the only one, there aren't many people that I hate on first sight, but this is an exception", Yusuke said. "Then how come you always pick fights?" Kagome asked. "Cause I feel like it", Yusuke said. Soon they started walking. A lot of time passed. "It's been like 5 hours, when will we find these people?" Sokka asked. "Relax, we'll find them eventually", Sasuke said. Inuyasha picked up a scent. "I smell more blood", Inuyasha said. "Another massacre?" Yusuke asked. "Come on", Kagome said. Once again, they were too late, everyone was dead. "What the fuck happened here?" Mugen asked. "Dammit, we were too late", Snake said. Hinata was looking around for survivors, and then heard crying. She went to the sound and saw a little girl crying, holding her dead cat. "Oh my God, are you all right?" Hinata asked. "She's dead, my cat is dead", the little girl said. Then the rest came. "Koume, is that you?" Shippo asked. "Shippo, I'm glad you're here", Koume said. "Another girl huh, so little Shippo befriended to girls", Leon said. Shippo hugged Koume. "I'm glad to see you, just not like this", Shippo said. "Who did this to your village?" Fuu asked. "A little boy, 3 girls, a black haired swordsman, an old man and a blank white skin ninja", Koume said. "Dammit, we really need to find these motherfuckers", James said. "Black-haired swordsman? Naraku had a minion like that, Musou", Miroku said. "I thought Naraku sucked him back into his body", Inuyasha said. "He was probably given a second chance", Miroku said. "Come on, let's leave and find these people", Leon said. When they were leaving, Mugen heard something and looked around. "What happened?" Jin asked. "I thought I heard something, must be nothing", Mugen said as he left.
That evening, Sota and the others were walking through the meadow. "There is no end to the shit we go through", David said. "Why can't we do things the normal way?" Cindy asked. "Life isn't exactly normal", David said. "Tell me about it", Paul said. As they were walking, Sesshomaru, Jaken and Rin walked pas them. Sesshomaru observed them. "You are oddly dressed people", Sesshomaru said. "Hey, fuck you", Maccer said. "Shut up, he's a demon", Paul said. "How do you know?" David said. "He has big ears", Paul said. "Did you ever see my sister, a girl named Kagome; white shirt, green skirt, black hair?" Sota asked. "Yes, she's the priestess that travels with my half demon little brother", Sesshomaru said. "Then you must be Sesshomaru, Inuyasha cut your left arm off", Sota said. "Damn, talk about sibling rivalry", Alyssa said. "I don't know where they are, but they shouldn't be far", Sesshomaru said. "Thank you for your help, and I apologize for these two", George said. "What the fuck did I do?" Paul asked. "Let's go before you get us killed", Alyssa said. The group left. "Odd people", Sesshomaru said. "Lord Sesshomaru, what does 'fuck' mean?" Rin asked. "It means a lot of thinks; to fight someone, to have sexual intercourse, or as an insult as that guy used", Sesshomaru said. "Is that why Jaken always refers to me as 'so fucking annoying' My Lord?" Rin asked. "Uh-oh", Jaken said. Sesshomaru then knocked the shit out of Jaken.
At night, the group decided to make camp. "Goddammit, when are we going to find these bastards?" Leon said. "Soon Leon, they can't stay away from us forever", Chris said. "As soon as we find them, I'm going to rip them apart, limb by fucking limb", Inuyasha said. "Whatever, let's just get some sleep, all we did today was walk", Sango said. "We also found Shippo's second girlfriend, mister two timer, how do you like that, bitch", Inuyasha said. "Inuyasha, SIT!" Kagome said. "I'm not a two timer, and I'm not a bitch", Shippo said. "You're just jealous because no girl would ever wanna sleep with an asshole like you", Shikamaru said. "What did you say motherfucker!?" Inuyasha asked furiously. "Let's all just shut the hell up and go to sleep", Sasuke said. I just hope that little kid doesn't sneak up on me again", Fuu said. "Don't worry, I have my shotgun ready, if he comes, I'll blow his brains out", James said. "Goodnight Satsuki (kiss on cheek) goodnight Koume (kiss on cheek)", Shippo said. "I'm gonna puke", Kiba said. "Shut the fuck up!" Gambit, Shikamaru, Leon and Carlos said.
Later that night, while everyone was sleeping, a little girl came to the camp. She was looking around for food. Then she saw Shippo. "Shippo, I never thought I would see you again, after what you did to me at that river, and I see you have other girlfriends", the girl said. She went to him and put her hand on his cheek. She noticed he was sleeping with somewhat of a serious face, while holding the girls together. "Though it seems you care about these girls, and will protect them, but I also need protection", the girl said. She then put her head on his chest and hugged him. "I hope you're still as sweet as you were before the acorn thing, I hope you don't mind if I rest on you, and I hope we can forgive each other", the girl said as she went to sleep. Next morning, Ino, Shikamaru and Choji woke up. "Man, what a rough night", Ino said. "I hate using a log as a pillow", Choji said. "What the hell?" Shikamaru said. "What's wrong?" Ino asked. "Look over there", Shikamaru said, pointing at Shippo. They saw the girl lying on top of Shippo. "Who the hell is that?" Choji asked. Leon woke up. "What's going on here?" Leon asked. He saw the girl. "Hey you, what the fuck are you doing over there?" Leon asked, waking everyone up. Shippo woke up to see the girl on him. "Mizuki, what are you doing here?" Shippo asked. "A third girl, damn kid are you some type of playa?" Leon asked. "Shippo's got…" Inuyasha was saying until interrupted by Gaara who said, "If you say one more childish thing, I will kill you". "Hey, no one can stop me from saying what I want to say", Inuyasha said. "SIT", Kagome said. Inuyasha fell to the ground. "You stupid bitch", Inuyasha said. "SIT10x", Kagome said. "Mizuki, how did you get here, why aren't you at your village, and why aren't you still angry at me?" Shippo asked. "I walked here after my village got destroyed by the evil Naraku, and fan lady and some guy with dark glasses on, and I'm still a little angry at you, but I thought we can get over that", Mizuki said. "What did you do to her Shippo?" Naruto asked. "Long story", Shippo said. Then and arrow came from the sky with a letter on it. "What the hell?" Leon said. He picked up the letter. "What does it say?" Barry asked. "I don't know, It's in Japanese", Leon said. "Let me see", Shippo said. He read the letter. "I knew it was from Souten, this better not be a duel, I specifically told her, no more duels", Shippo said. "Jesus Christ, a fourth girl, how many more girls are there?" Leon asked. "There was that girl Sesshomaru was with, though I never really showed interest in her, since I didn't think Inuyasha would let me mate with her", Shippo said. "Don't let that stop you, what Inuyasha says shouldn't matter to you, he's not your father, he's too young", Spider-man said. "What?" Inuyasha said. "You're ten years older than Shippo instead of 14, Kagome's 8 years older, besides, you're probably too abusive", Spider-man said. "So Kagome can't be my new mom?" Shippo asked. "No, she can be your sister though", Spider-man said. "Forget this, Shippo what does the letter say?" Sasuke asked. "Go to Souten's house, she didn't say why though", Shippo said. "How do you know this girl, did you like her?" Raiden asked. "Her brothers killed my dad", Shippo said. "Awkward", Yusuke said. "Well let's go, let's not waste any time", Cyclops said. They all started to leave.
Meanwhile, Sota and the others are walking through the forest. "I hate these fucking trees", Alyssa said. "Good for you", Kevin said. "Hey fuck you" Alyssa said. "Shut up, no more fucking around, we have people to find", Paul said. "There she is!" Sota said. "There who is?" Kevin asked. "My sister, she's right there", Sota said. The group was walking toward Souten's house; they were in the front yard where Souten was sitting. "Hello everyone", Souten said. "Souten, what's this about, this better not be a duel because I specifically said no more duels", Shippo said, angrily, putting his sleeves up. "Relax Shippo, this isn't a duel, please calm down", Souten said. "Wow, that's one angry kid", Kevin said. Everyone turned around. "Kevin, when the fuck did you get here?" Chris asked. "This kid took us through the well", David said. Kagome sees Sota. "Hi sis", Sota said a little nervous. "SOTA!!!!!!" Kagome shouted. Sota screamed and ran. "Kagome, relax", Wolverine said, holding Kagome back. Sota bumped into Toph. "Watch it", Toph said. "Please help me, do something for God's sake", Sota said, almost crying. Kagome ran at Sota. Toph then used Earth bending to make a stone tent to shield them both. "Hey, open this tent you little bitch", Kagome said. "Fuck you", Toph said in the tent. Kagome started furiously kicking the tent. "Souten, why did you bring us here? And I want a non-crappy explanation", Shippo said. "Naraku is coming for me", Souten said. "Why would he…?" Sango was asking before being cut off by Shippo. "I ask the questions here", Shippo said, resulting in Sango be upset. "Why is Naraku after you?" Shippo asked. "I heard he's been raiding villages to find slaves for his new kingdom, and getting little girls to be used as whores for this kid Hakudoshi", Souten said. "That must explain…" Leon was saying until interrupted by Shippo. "Hey, I never said you can talk", Shippo said, pissing off Leon. "That must be why Mizuki, Satsuki and Koume were forced out of their village, and they must have hid to get away from Naraku", Shippo said. "Yes, I guess so", Souten said. "Maybe Naraku will come here", Shippo said. "Good, now we can kill him", Inuyasha said. "Let's wait here for them to show", Wolverine said.
That evening, everyone is still waiting. "Are you sure that these people are gonna come?" Inuyasha asked. "Probably, I think they may get me", Souten said. "You think?" Inuyasha said. "I'm sure they will, they got everyone else", Souten said. Kagome is sitting all pissed off. "Can't get them out?" Miroku asked. "No, wonder what they're doing in there?" Kagome asked. Then Miasma arrived. "Naraku's coming", Inuyasha said. "Let's get ready to fight", Wolverine said. Naraku arrived with his minions. "Inuyasha", Naraku said. "Naraku", Inuyasha said. "So you're Naraku", Leon said. "Yes, I am", Naraku said. "Have you come to take the girl?" Shino asked. "Yes, and to kill all of you", Naraku said. "Well we're not going down without a fight", Rock Lee said. Then the hooded people came. "Who are these people?" Sango asked. "Reveal yourselves", Wesker said. Everyone took off their hoods. Their faces were revealed. "Billy?" Rebecca asked. "Ada", Leon asked. "Steve, Sherry?" Claire asked. "Tony Montana? What the hell?" Snake said. "Long time no see", Billy said. "Billy, I haven't seen you in years", David said. "David, good to see you, haven't seen you since I was drafted to the marines", Billy said. "Sherry, what are you doing, why are you working with Wesker?" Leon asked. "It was the only way we could save ourselves, we were all on the brink of death, Wesker was able to save us from our danger, he cured me of the G-virus, he took Billy in after he had no where to go, he resurrected Steve, he helped Ada in her time of need", Sherry said. "How were you infected with the G-virus?" Yoko asked. "When Claire gave me the antidote for the embryo that my father put in me, it didn't kill the embryo, it expanded it, causing it to make the virus in my body worse, I was a walking sample of the G-virus", Sherry said. "Another thing, why is Tony Montana here?" Leon asked. "Wasn't he killed during his mansion raid?" Mark asked. "I didn't die, I was just badly wounded", Tony said. "Who's the other guy?" Chris asked. There was a sixth person. "Yeah, who the hell are you?" Wesker asked. The person threw the hood off his body. "Name's Jack Slate, this is your rights, your Dead Too Rights", Jack said. "An imposter", Orochimaru said. "What have you been doing while working with us?" Hakudoshi asked. "Plotting a way to kill you, and I even bought a friend to help, (calls out) you can come out now", Jack said. A man came out wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. "This is my friend, who was also thought to be dead, V", Jack said. "Hello there, pleasure to meet you", V said. "What does the V mean?" Ty Lee asked. "Well, V is the Roman numeral for the number 5, which was the number a room I was in for part of my life, V can also stand for a lot of things; vanilla, a flavor I like; violin, an instrument I like; vast, as in all the valuables I have; but it also means one thing personally for me, Vendetta", V said. "What vendetta? We never met you?" Kagura said. "Well since vendetta is a synonym of vengeance, vengeance is a form of revenge, and getting revenge for others is avenging, then I am avenging those you hurt, I'm their vendetta", V said. "You talk too much", Hakudoshi said. "And you're a spoiled brat, but no one's complaining", V said. "Hey!" Hakudoshi yelled. The group and Ty Lee laughed. "Hey fuck you!" Hakudoshi said. "Enough talk, let's fight", V said.
V tossed one of his daggers to Orochimaru but dodged. Naruto then kicked Orochimaru, but was then smacked by Naraku who was punched by Spider-man. Azula sent fire towards Inuyasha but he was too fast, and he eventually tried to claw her, but was punched by Bastion. All the ninjas tossed knives at Naraku, but he wasn't killed. Leon tried shooting Hakudoshi, no effect. "What the hell in going on?" Leon asked. "Naraku and Hakudoshi are a bit indestructible; their hearts are not in their bodies", Kagome said. "You could have told us that before", Sokka said. "Let me try", Cyclops said. He used his laser beam to hit Naraku. "Damn, at least he got hurt", Cyclops said. True enough, Naraku was injured during the attack. "He's strong", Naraku said. Wolverine was fighting Orochimaru, with Wolverine using his claws while Orochimaru blocked with his blades. Mai shot arrows at Wolverine, though he immediately healed. Aang then used air bending to blow her away. Ty Lee went after Spider-man. "Watch out, don't let her hit your pressure points?" Katara said. Spider-man easily dodged her attacked, then pushed her to the floor and webbed her. Kagura sent her dance of the blades to Spider-man, but he easily dodged them. Billy, Sherry, Steve, Ada and Tony were all shooting at the S.T.A.R.S. as they took cover. Mugen and Jin ran after Musou got into a sword fight with him. "Yusuke, Sasuke, Aang, over here", Inuyasha said. They ran over. "I think we can kill them if we combine out attacks, I understand you all have strong attacks, so on the count of three we all use them", Inuyasha said. They all agreed. "Ready, one…two…three!" Inuyasha said as he released his Windscar, Sasuke released his fireball jutsu, Yusuke used his Spirit Gun and Aang used a strong air bending attack. The fighting group saw this and moved out of the way. "Watch out!" Wesker said. There was a huge explosion. When the smoke cleared, the villains were gone. "Where did they go?" Shikamaru asked. "I don't know", Inuyasha said. "Shit, they must have left", James said. "Is the battle over?" Sota asked. "You!" Kagome said running after him, only to be stopped by Toph's earth tent. "Goddammit!" Kagome shouted.