What would I do if Gaara asked me out?
I would faint knowing that one of my many fantasies came true!
Then when I would awaken…
"Oh, somebody kill me now! I'm so HAPPY!!!" I would scream.
Poor Gaara, not knowing fully about my personality, would take it the wrong way. He would probably start to think that I was so repulsed by the idea of going out with him that I'd want to be killed to find happiness.
"If that is what you really want," Gaara would say starting up the sand coffin jutsu. I would be too busy dancing around to know of my impending doom……Until I would feel the sand brush over my leg.
"AHH! N-no wait Gaara! Don't misunderstand!!" I would scream in terror this time "How can I go out with you if I'm dead!?!"
He'd stare at me as I float in the cocoon of sand as he thought this over.
"How can I trust that you won't betray me?" he'd ask.
"Simple…I'M NOT A NINJA!!! So you pretty much have the upper hand in all this," I would say "Plus….I've had a crush on you even before I found out about your incredibly sad childhood!"
Shocked and confused, Gaara would put me back to the ground before writhing in pain because he did not meet the demon's blood lust.
I would forget my fears for a moment and run over to console him. I would kiss the 'love' symbol on his forehead and say:
"See, I can't do that if I'm dead."