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Anime Assassin Corps Official Report
Case #18: PikaCHEW
The Client: Jackie (Anime Hit List Visitor)
The Hit: Pikachu
The Intro:
He is the yellow battery who Pika-pika-pikachued his annoying way on to the airwaves and store shelves EVERYWHERE in just a few short weeks.
"I used to like Pikachu but in the last few months he has gotten annoying. Due to the overwhelming influence of Pokemon in stores, on t.v., and on childrens clothing everywhere Pikachu has grown OLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD! His once happy cheerful 'Pika-Chu' has become a spike that just drives through your skull. Please he must be silenced!!!!!"Jackie
Can I get a "Hell YEAH!"?
The Hitman: He is the taffy-like, bubblegum-colored terror released upon the earth by the evil sorcerer Babidi. He is...
Majin Buu!!!
The Buu Report
by Majin Buu
Buu very happy when Kawaii ask Buu to destroy little yellow fluff thing. It come in and go, "Pika-pi! PikaCHU!"
Then it blast Buu with sizzly tickle light. Ha ha ha! Buu's tummy rumble and Buu think Buu might want yum yums. Little yellow fluff thing make GOOOOD yum yum, Buu thought. Ha ha ha.
Because sizzly did not make owie on Buu, little yellow fluff thing scream, "PIKACHU!!!" and blast tickle light again.
This time for sure Buu is hungry. "Buu hungry," say Buu. "You want me make you cookie or chocolate?"
"Pika-CHU! PIKACHU!" More again with the tickles. Ha ha ha. But Buu really hungry now.
"Hmm... Chu?... Chew?... Ah, yes!! Buu make you CHEWy cookie. Good idea, little Mr. fluff!" Then Buu turn Mr. fluff into cookie and eat him. Yummy!
Mission accomplished: May 21, 2002