Hello, i am a toon on the hit game Toon Town Re Written. My name is vanessa, im a cat and my color is black . Side note, black lives matter :)! Lol
Something important to know abot me is that im not you're tippical girl. Most importently, IM a 90S GIRL! :) I am also... a cogsexual. (Plz no cogphobia in the reviews thank u)
Earlier on this important day I had traveled to the famous district "Vibrant Valley" (No one is saying vibrant valley, I just put quotation marks around it because they felt necessary. A little advanced right;)?) And was conversing with some nice toons who became my very first friends! There names were Yeni and Mister B.D. McSwirl (a fucking DAD horse NOT EVEN GONA LIE), but like I said, I'm a cogsexual... (Plz no cogphobia in the reviws thank u)
We were talking. "Does anyone know how to fite the cogs?" I said and asked? Mister B.D. McSwirl stared at me endearingly in a way that caused my knees to get week if you know what I mean. He began to cry. Fuckk... men that are relatable.
Yeni adjusted her Crown Accessory and scoffed at me. "Cogs are in Goofy Speed Way" she said, with a smile. I didn't trust her very much but... I didn't know where the cog were! And I needed cogs, for my task. But Daddy McSwirl got VERY mad at her! "No! They are on the streets! Trust me Vanessa! Yeni is Spreading Rumors!"
Rumour has it by Adele began to play in my mind. I was so aggravated that I began to fucking tear up. I decided to defend my self. "Lying is really fucking funny isn't it? You're such a fucking worthless bitch, you know that? And nice crown! Which one of your sugar daddies paid for that?"
All yeni could say in reply to that was. "O_O"
Confidently, I headed to the cog Streets. Punchline Place, the tunnel red. This will have to do I thought to myself. I decided to take a chance and.. Go through. In the street there was like no pokemon. I mean cogs. I really wanted to see a cog bc I'm a ... cogsexual (Plz no cogphobia in the reviews thank u). And then I saw Him. Seeing his robotic body got me feeling some type of way and his teeth shined like a Sunset. I was in love. I ran up to him, desperate for a quick conversation shortly followed by some Satisfaction.
"Hey Good Looking Im vanessa!" I said. Wasn't the first time I flirted with strange men "Want to come to my estate and ejac-"
"Yes Man Says No" Lol! Men always try to pretend they dont want me. But they always come back. And it wasnt any different with Yesman. He pulled out his propeller thingy where they fly off but he decided, No. I want her. He wanted me. i knew it. "Good boy" I said. I love flirting with other men so much, and having intercourse with them. My boyfriend isn't enough for me. (He's not very important to me thats why you didnt know about him until now! He pisses me off like every day)
Soon We were at my house, where I've brought over 1 thousand men in just the past few nights. Im a big $L u t! X D XD XD XD XD XD XD XD :P
Yesman Take off your clothes please" I said to him ;) winking. "Yes" he said. The thing I love about yesmen is they always say yes. Its kinky . I'm a very dominant girl so I love it. :)
But... after only 40 seconds of intercourse, I felt gears fly into me. He was done?! What kind of man! I said Get out of my swamp! I mean house. Somebody once told me the world
I was very displeased with today's intercourse. Perhaps tomorrow I should go Bigger ;) Head Hunters, anyone? As long as its not my boyfriend it sounds good to me! :P
See ya next time Plz no cogphobia in the reviews thank u