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Chapter One: The News
"Give it back Boyle" Jake yelled, grasping for the piece of paper in Boyle's hand
"No! You're making a huge mistake" he replied. the other members of the squad had stopped their duties to watch the scene before them.
"Give. It. Back" Jake said in a low and threatening voice.
"Make me bitch" Charles replied with a sassy chime in his voice which caused all the onlookers to cringe slightly.
With a high-pitched war-cry Peralta pounced on Boyle. they both flew backwards into a filing cabinet knocking it over with a loud CRASH. The commotion increased the energy of the onlookers who started chanting 'Fight! Fight! Fight!" over again.
"It's my choice" Jake yelled while pinning Charles on his front, handcuffing his hands behind his back
"But its the wrong choice" he said
"Who are you to make that decision for me" Jake yelled, as Charles rolled over, pinning Jake's chest down with his legs.
"ENOUGH" came the yell of Terry who walked into the scene.
Charles let Jake go who (By the handcuffs) pulled Boyle up to standing.
"What the Hell is going on here?" Terry asked
"Boyle stole my voting card" Jake said
"Yes because he was going to vote for the wrong person" Boyle retaliated.
"Wait are these the polls for the new police chief?" Terry asked
"Yep" Charles replied
"That's the one" Jake said
"You mean the ones that had to be handed in last week?" Terry asked they both froze.
"But the date was today?" Jake asked
"Yeah…The results are announced today" Terry replied
"So…When do we hear the results?" Jake asked
"UNHANDCUFF BOYLE" Terry yelled
"I'll unhand cuff him" Jake replied grabbing the key and letting Boyle go
"So when do we hear the results?" Charles asked
"About 5 minutes" Terry said bringing them all into the briefing room.
In walked Captain holt
"Squad i am aware you have voted for the new chief. the options were Mandy Moore" He said interrupted by Boyle's loud shout of approval.
"And Victor Deguise" Holt finished. this name got a louder applause from the rest of the squad "i am proud to announce that the new chief of police is Chief Mandy Moore" Holt Said in a monotone voice.
"YES!" Charles yelled, jumping up and down in a gleeful taunt.
"What do you like about her?" Amy asked him
"Look at her, that soft brown hair, signifies dignity and knowledge. Her voice, her eyes…Oh Amy have you seen her eyes?" Boyle said dreamily
"So…Boyle has a crush on her…that's it" Rosa asked
"Yes…And she has a great policy, which she intends to implement upon us" Charles said.
"Did you even read her plan?" Jake asked
"I skimmed over it yes" he said.
One Week Later
"She's here! She's here! She's here" Boyle yelled running between the detectives.
"Who is?" Scully asked wiping the mustard from his shirt, where Boyle pounced on him.
"Attention Squad. Our presence in requested in the briefing room, immediately" Holt said. they all stood and walked into the the room, sitting
"Hello, Nine-Nine. i am the new chief, Mandy Moore. i have decided to come and do my rounds get to know my precincts in person." She started
"Are you going to tell us all about the brilliant plans you have formed, how you're going to better our precinct and make us more efficient" Boyle asked
"Effective Immediately, this precinct is abolished" She replied
"WHAT?!" Was the outraged cry of all the detectives.
"It's nothing against you personally. the police force needs to cut costs and the biggest outcome? the detectives wages. so its either give everyone 50% wages, i could just abolish 50% of the officers. Every member of this precinct, the detectives, the beat cops, Sargent Jeffords and Captain Holt included. You are all dismissed immediately. Please hand in your guns and badges downstairs. i would like your desks cleaned out by the end of the day. That will be all" she said walking out.
"She still 'The Best' Boyle?" Jake asked Charles who had sunken deep into his chair.
"Sarge they can't do this right?" Rosa asked
"I…Captain Holt?" Terry asked, defeated.
"Unfortunately, she can. It's been a pleasure working with you all. Pack up your desks. We'll hand in our badges and guns at lunch. drinks tonight are on me. Dismissed" he said walking to his desk. "So…We're unemployed thats it?" Amy asked
"Let's go" Terry said pushing everyone out the room.