Always and Forever
Disclaimer: I don't own Star vs. the Forces of Evil.
"Hey Marco, it's Jackie. I just wanted to tell you that my parents have been transferred to Alaska and I'm going to have to move there. I think it's best if we end our relationship since long-distance relationships never work. I'm sorry, but it's the best idea."
Those words burned into the soul of Marco Diaz. He couldn't stop listening to his phone message, unsure if he'd ever get over her. He walked down the street and noticed Star putting up a scarecrow in the yard.
"Uh Star, why are you putting a scarecrow in our yard?" Marco asked.
"We have to protect our corn," Star said.
"We don't have corn," Marco said.
"We should," Star said.
Marco would normally talk to Star about her bizarre actions, but today was different. He walked up to his room and continued to play Jackie's message. Then Star came up to his room, wearing a rather seductive dress.
"Hi Marco," Star said.
"Hi Star," Marco said.
"You know, you shouldn't see this as a loss," Star said, "maybe a new experience."
"What are you saying?" Marco asked.
"You could find a new girl," Star said.
Then Star climbed onto his bed and moved closer to him.
"Someone like me," Star said.
"I don't know. I appreciate it Star, but I don't know if I'm ready to move on," Marco said.
"What do you mean?" Star asked.
"I don't think I'll ever date again Star. No girl will ever be as good as Jackie," Marco said.
Then fire appeared in Star's eyes.
"That's it Marco Diaz! If I can't have you, nobody can!" Star yelled.
"Star what are …" Marco said.
Then Star fired a warning shot next to Marco's head. Marco got off his bed and ran from Star's magic blasts. He ran down the stairs and out the front door. Marco ran right into the scarecrow and knocked it over, revealing a head under the straw hat.
"That's Jackie's head!" Marco yelled.
He looked inside the gloves and found Jackie's severed hands. Then Star ran outside holding a large broadsword.
"I see you found out my secret," Star said.
"Star … you didn't," Marco said.
"I did, she was in the way," Star said.
"But they police will find out," Marco said.
"No they won't. I'm a magical princess, I can do anything I want," Star said.
Star continued to move closer to Marco. He tried to run, but she swung her sword and chopped his head off.
Later in the day, Star held Marco's severed head on her lap.
"I'm really sorry I had to do this Marco, but it was your fault for rejecting me and going after Jackie. But don't worry, unlike Jackie, I will love you always and forever," Star said.
Then she kissed Marco's head right on the lips.