It all started during a normal round of VSH on the SLAG servers.
Sock and Dr. Simenthrower had been arguing over some rage or kill or something, when a strange glitch occurred. Suddenly, all the TF2 and FF avatars were replaced with avatars resembling naked versions of their players.
The result was panic as 12 year olds rushed to get log off before their tiny hairless groins could be exposed, and soon only a few players left.
Sock, who had been on the verge of delivering a scathing remark to Simenthrower, found his eyes transfixed on his friend's hairy nether regions. Or, more accurately, the size of what was nestled there.
"That's quite the semen thrower you've got there" he remarked.
The doctor smiled in response. "I guess sock is an apt name for you" he replied, staring at Sock's manhood.
"That doesn't even make sense."
"Yeah I know but I'm horny so let's fuck."
"Agreed."
It didn't take long for Them to begin screwing each other, taking turns with who was on top. It quickly became apparent that Sock loved dirty talk, while Simen was more into dominating his partner whenever possible. The few players who had been left in the server had long ago fled after seeing the beautiful display of love between Sock and Dr. Simen, but a few were trickling back in.
"The more the merrier!" Sock declared, casually shoving his dick up a pubber's ass.
Three weeks later they were both manpregnant in real life, and were murdered by their families, who figured they must have fucked dogs or something. Their parents were amish and didn't understand the true love that men could share, sadly.