She Picked up Some Ranks in Knowledge anatomy

by Sereg5

When she was younger, Tsukiko encountered a Crypt Thing. This was the result. While created for The Crack Pairings Thread, the pairing is actually canon in fact the fic might be pretty close to canon .

A/N: This is probably the closest I ever came to canon in The Crack Pairings Thread as I decided that we needed to hear more about Tsukiko's encounter with the Crypt Thing mentioned in the comic:

Disclaimer: I am not the owner of The Order of the Stick. Rich Burlew aka The Giant is.

Tsukiko stepped down from the stairs as her heterochromatic eyes adjusted to the darkness. She loved exploring tombs. There where so many hot corpses to check out. As she stepped into the room, however, a skeleton in a robe with red, glowing eye-sockets arose. "You shall not defile this tomb." it said, "Teleport."

Tsukiko found herself back in the upper level. "A crypt thing." she said, "At least he only teleported me to the previous level and not into the ocean or something." She headed back down the stairs. The crypt thing arose again, but before it could teleport her again, she said "Stop! I'm not a grave-robber. I love the dead. In fact, I was hoping that I could spend the night with you." The crypt thing seemed surprised at this declaration, but it lowered its hand and said, "I have been quite lonely. Very well." Tsukiko walked up to the crypt thing and began to kiss it. Then she removed its robe and stared at the size and shape of its pelvis. "Huh, you're a woman." she commented, "Works for me."