Hello, everyone! I've decided to run a Portal blog and it sort of turned into "I write random scenes if I want to". So I thought, since this has turned into half a fanfic compilation, I'd upload it here as well.

The blog is called betterthanblackmesa on Tumblr (can't include a link, this page kills them, but you can figure that one out). I do mostly random scenes, but also announcement stuff etc and the occasional artwork, right now it's (still) character interpretations. It's an ask blog / open rp, so please feel free to send stuff!

Anyway, here's the cast list ~


Gladys Miller here. You know, the only one that can run this place.

(Could somebody shut Tim up, before I really send him to space. Permanently.)

The elections are held and the names for the commitee are assembled (I don't know how some of you got in here; "Family comes first" is the most stupid thing I've ever heard.)

The results:

President: Me (who else?)

Vice: Helen Core (Morality)

Ethan Wheatley (Why? How? Who thinks that's a good idea?)

Chell Catania (Ugh...)

Virgil Hansen (Great. Another troublemaker.)

Mel Carpenter (At least she isn't as annoying as everybody else.)

Tim & Alyssa Core (Space and Curiosity are only in here because Helen wants an eye on them.)

Julie Core (Object me and she can give you her famous poisonous cake.)

Stephen Core (If his facts were only correct…)

Richard Core (One more to keep from making something that explodes at the wrong time.)

David Core (And people tell me I have anger issues. Pah.)

Benjamin Riley (Always good to have an eye on your security chief)

August Applebee (my little administration puppy)

And of course, our great Director Mr. Johnson is supposed to is the one making decisions in the end.

(Well, actually Caroline is the only one who knows what's going on. Family ties aren't that bad after all, I guess.)

You can ask any of them, but it will probably end up with me anyway.

That's all for now. Get back to work!