Chapter 1: change of plans
AN: I forgot almost all of their names so here's a reminder to everyone who has seen the show and/or abridged series liked it but didn't bother to learn their names: Makoto Naegi(good luck); Kyoko Kirigiri(?); Byakuya Togami(prick); Toko Fukawa(book worm); Aoi Asahina(donut nut); Yasuhiro Hagakure(bum); Sayaka Maizono(idol); Leon Kuwata(baseballer); Chihiro Fujisaki(programmer); Mondo Owada(outlaw biker); Kiyotaka Ishimaru(Prefect); Hifumi Yamada(the fat guy); Celestia Lundenberg(Hell-spawn); Sakura Ogami(fighter); Junko Enoshima(model); Mukuro Ikusaba(soldier)
so the six of them were at the door ready to leave Hope's peak academy when they were greeted by a man in a tuxedo, top hat, shades, and bandana, wearing a bright red tie who said, "Finally! You opened the door for me I've been here knocking at your door for two years. Quick close the door before the others try to get in. HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!" So they shut the door allowing only this white winged man in as they shut everyone else out then the man said, "DAM! It stinks of death in here what happened?"
"A crazy woman locked everyone in this school and gave everyone freedom as an incentive to kill all of their friends after taking away everyone's memories."
"Oh... luckily I know how to bring people back to life."
"Really?"
"Yup! But I can't guarantee their souls will return unless you strip them naked"
"What?"
"Look I don't claim to understand the rules it's just how it is, how it's always been."
"Isn't there another way"
"There is but it involves someone eating the dead person shitting them out in front of me and me shoving it back up their ass and out their mouth. I've never done that before I know it works I've seen it done but I would prefer never to do that... and they come back to life naked anyway so what's the point? Unless there's no way to remove their clothes like if they were crushed, burned, or turned into butter, but it is your choice."
"Strip them it is"
"Okay who do I start with?"
"How about Maizono"
"When ever your ready"(Eventually they revived all of them but for the sake of my sanity I will completely skip writing that part and get straight to the reunion)
They had just locked Enoshima in the garbage room and were currently enjoying not being dead. The suited man said, "remember you can leave anytime but I wouldn't."
Celest asked him, "why not? Is the outside world so broken that you won't let us take our chances"
"Hey I was wondering how was your visit to hell?" She was in stunned silence for a moment then she mumbled something into her tea, "what was that?"
"I wish I hadn't been caught we wouldn't have had to experience that until much later."
"As I thought. You blame Naegi and his emotionless girlfriend for you going to hell and not your own mistakes." Everyone turned and looked at Naegi as he spat out his drink and coughed at hearing what the fancy man had said then they turned to Kirigiri and asked her, "are you two dating?" She continued on doing what she was doing as if nothing had happened. Then when she had concluded doing so she said, "I wouldn't call sending our close friends to their execution dating." Everyone looked at Naegi except for the new guy who had acquired popcorn and was currently sipping his soda at the edge of his seat curious as to how he would respond. He said, "I just remembered we forgot to ask our new friend's name." He laughed awkwardly and they decided to let it go for now and ask him his name but he was nowhere to be found, "he just disappeared" Naegi stated blatantly. Kirigiri got up and started looking for clues to his whereabouts but found nothing more than the sword he had been wearing since he got there.
They ended up having to search the entire building only to find him asleep next to a sleeping Enoshima. They would have opened the door if not for the fact that while not very loud the door does produce some noise. So instead Leon threw his sword at his head upon Owada's instruction. When he did throw it he had already woken up and was then knocked out by the sword he wore, it may have knocked him out but it woke up Enoshima who tried to draw the sword but only succeeded in making tons of noise and constantly slamming her elbows into the man's head due to her slipping hands. She was rubbing her funny bone when he woke up stood tall took his blade back and healed all of her wounds in a simple motion.(pointing his index/middle fingers at his then her forehead and heart(the same motion used to bring the dead back to life(i stand by my decision not to describe their revivals))) all of her injuries were transferred to him and he gave her a pat on the head before walking straight through the bars and telling them, "you can all call me AMX because I don't have a name and don't really care what you call me"
they later told all the previously dead people what had happened since their trip to hell and AMX just sat and played with the useless monokuma squeezing him until he exploded in his arms sending chunks of meat and blood everywhere. They all looked in horror at where he previously stood literally seconds before playing like a child and now everywhere they turned, there he was... for about three seconds that was all anyone could think about until they noticed that the blood was moving back to said spot and building him back up from bottom to top completely forming the man whose wings violently shot out of his back in an explosion of blood before quickly drying off and shining white again the man stood as if nothing happened completely composed then he said, "that was fun let's do it again." Everyone else spoke in union one word loud enough to be heard in the farthest reaches of the school, "NO!"