Alien invaders ran off with the disclaimer telling all of you that I don't own any Galaxy Rangers characters. Just another mad fun fic for my amusement and yours. Which of course runs into a few amusing fics I already wrote.
Into The Lair Of Shane Gooseman
Somewhere an alien fleet prepared to invade. They had tried many times before but this time they would not fail.
"Soon, soon this puny world will fall to the Zarthgon Empire!" A tiny green alien in a black uniform cackled. "I, Commander Zel will finally conquer that universe! Lieutenant Krel! Prepare to jump to that wretched dimension so we can take down that hideous universe and steal their forks once and for all!"
Meanwhile in Shane Gooseman's apartment, Captain Ares managed to break in. "Now there's got to be something in here I can use against that freak Supertrooper…"
Just then a dimensional wormhole opened up. "What the devil…?" Captain Ares blinked as the entire diminutive Zarthgon fleet appeared before him.
"FIRE!" Commander Zel shouted.
"AAAHHHH!" Captain Ares screamed as he was blasted by tiny lasers.
Meanwhile Zach and Shane were walking in the hallway and talking. "So what did happen between you and Ares?" Zach asked.
"It was just after Wolf Den," Shane sighed. "I had no one but Commander Walsh. Kept traveling from base to base. Deep down I was scared and lonely. Then we ended up on this one base. Walsh put me under Ares' training for a while. Ares was showing off some defensive moves and I showed him I wasn't an easy target."
"And that got under his skin," Zach guessed.
"And how," Shane sighed. "And when he found out what I was…Let's just say it was lucky that Commander Walsh was able to get me off that base when he did. Ares and his squad were then sent off to hunt down the Renegade troopers but we all know that was a colossal failure. Never even found any of them."
"It was all that Supertrooper training you had that wounded his pride," Zach nodded. "I've seen people like that."
"Maybe back then I should have taken a dive and let him beat me but back then I didn't know any better," Shane shrugged. "I was trying to find my place and fighting was the only way I knew how back then. I thought if I proved how good I was…Obviously it didn't work."
"I wouldn't beat yourself up too much over that," Zach shrugged. "Something tells me Ares deserves whatever he gets."
"AAAAHH! HELP! HELP!" Captain Ares screamed in terror as he was being chased by a small fleet of Zarthgon starships. "SOMEBODY SAVE ME!"
"What the devil…?" Zach blinked as Ares ran by.
"Oh great, the Zarthgons are back," Shane grumbled. "Better get Bubblehead."
"MOMMY!"
"And a psychiatrist for Ares," Zach smirked. "I told you. Some people deserve what they get."