INTRODUCTION

A/N: Hello. My name is Crystal and I would like to thank you for clicking on this.

I'm fairly sure this story goes against all Fanfiction rules, meaning it might get flagged. You know what? I don't care. I'm going to post it, because I really want to try writing this new project on here. And you can do your bit by not reporting me maybe?

So, I am English. I am very very English. For instance, I view tea as life support, and I complain about the weather all the time. I am a walking English stereotype but for one thing: I have never watched Doctor Who. Which isn't especially shocking, lots of people have never watched it, but I'll also tell you this: I know next to nothing about Doctor Who; and that's pretty impressive if I do say so myself considering that I live on tumblr.

But today is the day that changes. Very soon, I am going to go ahead and start watching. And I will be posting my reviews of each episode here. The way this is going to work is that I am going to watch an episode, then write and post the review; watch an episode, then write and post the review; and so on. I am going into this absolutely blind. I'm starting from 2005, and I will be posting full season reviews as one story, with one episode per chapter, plus a final overall season review at the end. If I like it, which I think I will, I'll go ahead and do the same thing for Series 2. I know I like to read reviews of people watching TV shows for the first time that are a few years old, which I've already seen, because it's fun to read what they think will happen when I already know. Maybe you lot will like this. Just no spoilers please. I will smite you if you spoil something for me.

Before I begin, here is a list of things I know about the show:

1. It's been going on for a long time.

2. It's about a bloke called the Doctor and lots of different people have played him; right now the Doctor is Malcolm Tucker (YES PLEASE CAN'T WAIT).

3. There is time travel.

4. There are aliens.

5. Apparently it's sad.

See, that's all I know. So here goes nothing.