Hey guys, it's-a-me FreddyFreak123 here to rot all of your brains with yet another one of my cringe worthy tales. So, what do I have in store for our fuzzy little ball of paranoia Freddy? You honestly think that I'm going to tell you? HAHAHAHAHAH! Make sure to leave a review and make sure to favorite the story as well. LOL. HAVE FUN!

Contains the fallowing Pairings:

Otis X Abby

Freddy X OC

Peck X Hanna

Pig X Flaky Tarts (don't ask)

Pip X Bessy

Chapter 1:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everyone at the Barnyard was having a great day. Why, you may ask? Well, beside the fact that everyday was a great day at the Barnyard, that's because Valentine's Day was coming up in a few short weeks. Now, normally this kind of thing would be reserved for more festive occasions like Christmas or Easter, but this year was an exception. Otis had made it clear that he was going to go all out this year for Valentine's Day, out of the request from his new girlfriend Abby. Yes, it took some time (Four years that is) for the two of them to finally admit their love towards one another, but once it happened, everything seemed to click in place. Not only where they both a couple, they were also open about it as well. They, of course, still got some teasing here and there from the others (Freddy, Pip, Pig, and Peck), but at this time, they really could care less about any of it. Surprisingly enough, after Otis and Abby became a couple, most of the other animals also started getting lucky as well.

Pip, after all of the begging, screaming, songs, and beat downs from Bessy, actually managed to get Bessy to go on a date with him (with some reluctance from her that is). And, surprise surprise, it actually didn't turn out to be much of a disaster at all. If anything, Bessy wound up getting a big shot of an arrow from Cupid's love Bow after the date was over with. Pip had taken Bessy to a fancy restaurant, which was quite expensive at that, and next, took her to the movies where they got to watch some movie about a cow and a ogre of some sort. Then, to wrap it all up, Pip gave her a diamond necklace that he had paid for with his own money. This really was a big slap in the face for Bessy, as she had treated him like crap for a very long time, and yet here he was, giving her a necklace that she didn't deserve. Needless to say, there were tears, kissing, and a whole lot of fluff between the two after that. To make matters even better, Bessy even gave up her jerkiness as well.

Peck's way of winning over Hanna from Root, was quite impressive to say the least. For years, he had been ridiculed and shot down by every female hen in the barnyard. Not because he wasn't an interesting Rooster, but because he was accident prone and very scrawny. After a few months of depression, and ice cream, he finally decided to actually get up and do something about it. For the next few years, with Freddy's help, Peck put himself into a rigorous schedule of physical training, a high protein powder diet, and a double dose of confidence. It surely wasn't easy for the young Rooster at first, but after a few months, he started seeing results. However, this wasn't enough for him, and he did literally every kind of physical workout imaginable: Boxing, Running, Lifting Weights, Swimming, Crunches, Suicides, Stretching, etc. Within a year, Peck had transformed from a puny, pathetic little Rooster, to a built, majestic, full feathered hunk of meat. This made all of the hens, including Hanna, completely ignore Root and cling to Peck instead. Despite all of the workouts that he did, he still had a problem with talking to girls. He almost choked on his own tongue, had not Freddy intervened when he did. But in the end, Hanna knew what Peck was going to ask her, so she said yes, and the two of them started dating. Within a few months, they were both married to one another.

Pig hadn't really gotten himself into any kind of "love interest" since that incident regarding that witch that he was almost forced to marry back at his clan. Instead, he decided to do something good for himself for a change. He decided that he was going to go on a diet. When he had first said that to all of his friends, everyone was sure that the world was going to burst into flames within that very instant. Thankfully, this didn't happen. Despite some protest by Otis, and a few of the others, Pig started immediately on his diet. He cut out all kinds of sugar, fat, and anything with the title "crispy" in its name. It wasn't easy, but just like Peck, he started dropping pounds like crazy! He was losing so much weight just by cutting out all that crud that he ate, that the others thought that he would become a skeleton by the end of the year. After the year was up, Pig had lost about fifty-five pounds worth of flab, and was as thin as thin could be. This made him quite attractive to the other pigs, but Pig always rejected them on the grounds that he just wasn't into that kind of thing. This really wasn't that surprising, as he had already came out of his "the Birds, the Bees, and the Pigs" kind of phase many years back. Despite all of the new romantic partnerships that were going around in Otis's little "circle of friends"(as Otis put it), there was one animal in that group who didn't have really anyone. Frederick M. Ferret, other wise known as Freddy.

Freddy had a rather bad luck streak when it came to dating. Not because he was bad at flirting or anything, it was more along the lines of the girls that he had involved himself with that was the problem. To start off, there was Inga, who was the first actual Ferret that actually had a thing for him. Inga, in Freddy's eyes that is, was a really amazing Ferret to say the least. She and him both shared many of the same qualities and interests that made the two of them bond so well together; they both like doily art, listened to the same pop rock group 'Flabba', and they both had very odd cravings to eat Peck. Honestly, to Otis and his friends, it seemed like these two where a match made in heaven. Unfortunately, this wonderful relationship would not last for very long. While Freddy had been getting himself ready for his wedding with Inga, Otis and the others had found out some rather disturbing info about Inga. See, she was a different breed of Ferret, a spotted one with three toes, and that specific species had a very unorthodox way of betrothing their mates. To put it bluntly, the female spotted ferret ate the male's head after the breeding process was done with. Because of this info, Otis and the others had to do all that they could to try and stop Freddy from getting beheaded by some freaky spotted ferret. Thankfully, they had managed to get there on time, just before Inga was about to do the deed, and put a stop to it. They did this by simply removing all of Freddy's painted spots, thus ending the wedding. It was a big blow for Freddy, but he managed to get over it really soon. The next person, or it in this case it, was an animatronic fox girl at a arcade lazer tag place of some sort. Freddy had, some how, fallen in love with the animatronic after trying to help Otis and the others get a game console called the Z-Box. Not much needs to be said about how that ended up. Needless to say, the animatronic exploded into pieces, and Freddy was once again left alone. He tried other methods of getting a mate; Bars, Chatrooms, even Online dating websites. All of which, ended in either failure or nasty breakups. Now, with it being 2017, he didn't really do much to try and get a mate anymore. Honestly, he had given up on trying after his last date, a male ferret (yes he was that desperate at the time), cheated on him with some random weasel on the street. And now, he just tried to enjoy his time as what he always wanted (or thought he wanted that is) to be, a Bachelor.

Otis had wanted to make sure that this Valentine's Day party was the best of the best. He spared no expense on decorations, food, catering, and he even purchased a large ice sculpture of two Swans forming a heart around one another to go into the Fruit Punch bowl.

"Alright guys!" Otis yelled as he pulled out a clipboard from underneath his armpit.

"We've got approximately three weeks until this Valentine's Day Party goes full swing! Status report!" He said pointing towards his friends.

"Balloons Inflated!" Pip said as he blew up another balloon, only for it to pop in his face.

"Streamers Streamed!" Peck said from atop the attic.

"Punch Punched!" Pig said carrying a large crystal bowl filled with blue punch.

"Pig, why is the punch blue?" Otis asked pig in an annoyed tone.

"Well...I..uh.." Pig stuttered

"What did you do?" Otis groaned

"Well, I kinda added some green food coloring to the mix."

"Oh!"Otis exclaimed "Well that's not so bad."

"I didn't tell you how I got that coloring." Pig said

Otis didn't even bother asking what Pig was talking about, as he didn't want to find out what the heck that stuff was. He just slapped his forehead and pointed for the punch bowl to be put on the pink and red table across from him. Pig did as he was instructed, with minimal damage that is. After that little predicament, Otis went back to setting up the barn for the Valentine's Day Party. He carefully inspected all of the animals, and how they were all doing with the decor. Surprisingly enough, everything went by fine. No explosions, no fires, no , nothing at all. Heck, it was going by so well, that it took only 15 minutes for the barn to be all decked out in every kind of pinkish, redish kind of thing out there; Hearts attached to studded strings hung off the ceiling by groups of twenty, all tables and chairs were covered in red and pink doilies with a pink (or red) tablecloth to boot, Candles already in position on the tables, and a bunch of other cutesy kind of things.

Checking off the rest of the items off of his list, Otis threw the clipboard aside and stretched. As he was doing this, Abby came running towards Otis in glee. Leaping up into the air, she landed straight for Otis's outstretched arms, awaiting to be caught by her new lover.

"Catch me Otis!" Abby yelled out

"You bet my sweet lady cowess!" Otis responded

As Abby flew through the air like a dove, Otis couldn't help but notice that Abby was all gussied up for some reason. He didn't care though, she looked hot! As Abby landed in Otis's arms, she gave him a cute smile, before pressing her lips against Otis's. The kiss lasted for about ten, or so, seconds before the two of them parted for air.

"How was that?" Abby said with a grin

"I give it 9 out of 10 lipstick stains." Otis responded

"What about the other lipstick stain?" Abby asked with a confused look

"Kiss was too short." Otis said as he gave a teasing smirk to Abby

"Alright then"Abby said licking her lips "How about this."

Just as she was about to give Otis the biggest, wettest, tastiest kiss in all of kissing history, Duke barged into the barn with an excited look on his face.

"Guys, Guys, come quick! We've got a new..."

Duke stopped himself, and looked at the situation that was playing out in front of him. Abby and Otis were about to have the make out session of there life, and they were just there staring at Duke.

"Uhhhh...Sorry if I was interrupting." Duke said apologetically

"It's no problem Duke." Otis said dropping Abby by accident.

"Sorry Abby." Otis said sheepishly as he lifted up his girlfriend to get her back on her feet.

"It's fine Otis." Abby responded, brushing herself off.

"So Duke, what's the news?" Otis asked

"The Farmer just came back from the Farmer's Market across town, and by the looks of it, he's got a new animal."

"Really?!" Abby and Otis said excitedly

"Yeah, come out and see." Duke exclaimed as he ran out the door and towards the farmhouse

"Guys, come on!" Otis yelled out "We've got a new friend to see."

Peck, Abby, Bessy, Pig, and Pip all ran out with Otis to see who the new arrival was. Upon sneaking behind a bush by the Farmer's truck, they noticed a small pet carrier cage in the back of the truck.

"Oh, I hope it isn't Baxter again." Duke said worryingly

"Duke, Baxter's back in the pound where he belongs, I honestly don't think that the farmer would want to adopt him after what happened last time." Otis said reassuringly.

"Good point O." Duke said with a sigh of relief.

"I wonder what it could be?" Abby said curiously

"Who knows."Otis said

"I hope it's not a badger."Peck said shaking slightly

As the farmer got out of his truck, he placed his hat on his head and made his way towards the trunk where the carrier was located. The animals all watched in awe as the farmer pulled the pet carrier out of the trunk and onto the yard.

"Hey, where's Freddy, he's missing all the action?" Pip asked

"Oh, Freddy's taking a hot shower at the moment, and you know how long he takes." Otis responded

Within seconds, the farmer placed the carrier on the lawn and unlatched the door. To everyone's shock and surprise, a snow white Ferret with ocean blue eyes and a red collar around it's neck popped out the carrier and started examining the place.

"Alright now, I'll let you explore around before dinner is ready. Now,you have fun." the Farmer said patting the albino ferret on the head before making his way back to his home.

Otis and the others all looked in shock at what laid before them. Another Ferret on the farm. With mouths agape, they all said what was on there minds.

"WHAT!"

Well, that' chapter one of my story. I decided to add some Abby x Otis into the mix, because I know that everyone who loves Barnyard loves this ship as well. And so do I, it's a really cute one. Anyway, I will update this story soon, but not before I get some comments about it. Seriously, I love getting reviews from you guys, and it would really help if you guys could give me some of your criticism on the story. Anyway make sure to Rate, Review, and Favorite this story. I'll update this story, hopefully by Sunday.