"Snake... is something wrong?" Samus asked across the table she was eating breakfast at. Sitting with his face down the usual stoic Solid Snake looked down and sluggish with shoulders low.

"Yeah Snake you don't look too good. You won't even eat your bacon." Lucario said next to his famed heroic compadre. This statement caused several smashers that currently occupied the Smashville Mansion to raise their heads. For you see Snake dearly enjoyed his breakfast bacon when he could have it since usually he had to eat rations or in some cases catch his own food.

So then... what made the famous soldier of fortune so down as to not eat a rare delicacy such as bacon?

Snake lifted his head up glancing at both Samus and Lucario. "It's V."

"V?" Samus said allowed.

"The show about aliens?" Meta Knight said.

"The one with that bald chick right?" Ike said shuddering at the memory.

"No not that V, Metal Gear Solid V: the Phantom Pain." Snake clarified.

"Oh you mean five right. Yeah congrats on making it this far after 25 years." Samus said drinking her breakfast juice. That was when Snake stood with one foot on the table shaking some of the breakfastes there.

"No that's not it! I'm not the main character this time!"

Most of the smashers in the room chattered about this in confusion. Samus annoyed wiped off some of the juice that spilled on her shorts while Ike stood up.

"Wait but they said 'SNAKE IS BACK' so you are in the game right?"

"No... they mean Naked Snake aka Big Boss, my dad." Snake clarified again.

"He's naked?" Pit scratched his head.

Some of the other smashers mumbled about this as Snake sat down crossing his arms.

"Oh yeah you're not always the main protagonist in your games. Raiden was the protagonist of Sons of Liberty and your dad was the one for Snake Eater." Lucario brought up for those that were not aware.

"You know quite a bit about his game Lucario." Fox brought up with a raised brow.

"Google."

Snake grumbled. "Raiden was even in Playstation Allstars. All I got was a cameo as a wooden sword in Metal Gear Rising."

"Hey it's not that bad. At least you weren't killed off." Ike said patting Snake's back.

"Did you not hear about Guns of the Patriots?" Snake asked. Ike recoiled his hand as the merc sent him an angry glare.

"Wait Snake if that happened then how are you here now?" Lucario asked.

"Lucario how are you here after Mystery of Mew?" Snake retorted.

Lucario raised a brow. "Touche."

"So what if you're not in the game. At least you can take a break for a change. Unlike Mario who has to be in every single new random title ." Samus brought up directing her attention to Mario's seat where he was currently absent.

Meanwhile at Nintendo headquarters...

"I cannot stand this! I need a-vacation a-now!" Mario yelled inside the gamers studio.

"But Mario-san, we're making Super Mario Sunshine Kart Galaxy 7! We need you!" Behind a glass wall Shigeru Miyamoto called out from a speaker.

"Why isn't Luigi here a-then?" Mario asked.

"Why would he be here?" Miyamoto countered.

Back at the Mansion Snake pouted with his face laying on the breakfast table.

"I just kinda miss the spotlight. I mean now everyone likes Big Boss more than me calling me just a clone of the REAL hero."

Samus sighed rubbing the bridge of her nose. "...come on. At least you didn't have to endure Metroid: Other M."

To this several of the Smashers nodded or said yes in approval. Lucario however raised a brow.

'Was I the only one that liked Other M?'

Then suddenly out of the very fabric of space a bright light flashed before the smashers. Many ducked and fell over while Samus merely stood her ground. Appearing from nothing but cackling madly and twitching was none other than Crazy Hand.

"Waaaaaaaas up!?"

Crazy hovered above the smashers who were now either on the ground or huddled above one another.

Samus with an annoyed frown pulled Snake off of her glancing at the hand.

"What is it this time Crazy?"

"What! Why don't you think I just wanted to show up to say hi? C'mon I thought we were friends!" Crazy Hand said floating about wildly.

"But the only time you ever come to talk to us is when Master Hand wants us to do something." Marth pointed out.

"Or if you want to involve us in a crazy scheme." Link added.

"How are you talking again?" Zelda asked suspiciously to Link.

The Crazy Hand sighed lowering his fingers. "Fine... Master Hand wants to see you guys in his office. It's important."

The Hand then disappeared in the blink of an eye leaving the Smashers where they were in the dining hall.

"Well... so much for peace and relaxation." Lucario said chewing on a muffin.

FlyingLion:

So as I've neglected myself on Lighter Days I decided to do this, an idea I've had for a while somewhat related to Lighter Days and Camp Out. Some jokes do break the fourth wall and also reference elements I've seen of Smash Bros fics I've read before and other things like flash animation projects and whatnot.

There's no pairings here even though I am a Snake x Samus fan. this is just merely funnies for the sake of funnies. If you like it great, and tune in for more. If not... well at least give it a try.