Disclaimer: Ever wondered what the PotO characters were like when they were in Kindergarden? Me too!

PS: I didn't know Madame Giry's name, so I named her Maria.

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"Give me your attention class!" called the overly peppy and smiley Kindergarden teacher. Her total of six students turned around.

"Shut up you old fat lard!" shrieked the one with a potato sack over his head. The teacher frowned.

"Now now Erik, be a good boy."

"Wot in hell!"

"Ewik!" pouted another child with a very long burned-black stick and brown hair. "Don't be a meanie-head!"

"You'w not da boss of me!!" he defended.

"Maria! Erik! Cut it out, both of you!" Mrs. Watkins watched the two children bicker for a while until Maria knocked out her basic male counter-part with her stick.

The other four students cheered.

Mr. Watkins just stared for a moment before pulling out her roll book. "I'm going to introduce you guys! Okay?"

Erik magically came back to life and nodded with the other five 6-year-olds.

She read her book. "Christine?"

A little girl waved her hand in the air, making her miniature brown curls bounce. "Heya!"

"SHE'S HOT!" yelled Mr. Potato-sack, which made everyone in the room concerned.

"Do you wike moosic?" Erik continued to speak. Mini Christine nodded.

"I got dibs!"

A small boy with brown hair and girl's eyes frowned. "Nu-uh! She's gonna be my wifey!"

"KISS MY A-"

"Erik!" Mrs. Watkins was beginning to wonder why she even took this job. Then she remembered those three girls who had egged her when she tried being a student teacher for Social Studies.

"Is Megan here?" The fat teacher asked tiredly, and the little blonde girl sitting next to Christine stuck her hand in the air.

"It's Meg, and I'm pwesent!"

The people around the world reading this story began to wonder how both Madame Giry and Meg could both be in kindergarden…and the same age.

"Raoul?"

"THAT'S A FOP NAME!" screeched our annoying little Phantom-to-be.

"Yea, but it's also the name of the guy who's gonna mawwy the chick you think's hawt."

Before Erik could kill Raoul with his jump-rope punjab, Mrs. Watkins continued called roll. There was really only one left.

"Carlotta?"

The small and slightly plump-ish child tossed her inhumanly red hair. "Imma heya."

"Now kids. What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Erik immediately leapt onto the teacher's desk and flapped his 'cape', which happened to be made out of his black security blanket. "I'm gonna be phantom of the operwa, and have that fine lady over there are my steady!"

He of course pointed to Christine.

Raoul tried to leap onto the desk, but missed and hit it point-blank. So then he began crawling like a little monkey until he got to the top. Then he pushed Erik off.

"I'm gonna be a vi-vi-vi-something and mawwy Chwissie!"

"I'M GONNA BE PWEMMA DONNA AND KILL ANY LITTLE BWUNETTE HOS WHO GET IN MY WAY!"

Everyone became quiet as Carlotta told everyone what she was going to be. Then Erik basically climbed up the desk again, did that pump-it hand-shake thing with Raoul, and then they both jumped off the desk and body-slammed Carlotta.

"I founded the twanquilizer!" Maria squealed, running around the room with the gun and shooting random thing, including the teacher, four picture books, and a penguin.

Erik, Raoul, and Carlotta continued to wrestle.

"Wanna pway patty-cake?" Meg asked quietly, and Christine nodded with a giggle. Then they played patty-cake.

It was going to be a long day.

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A/N: Whenever someone writes something like this, you always need to ask one thing. How much sugar did you eat?!

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