Darius Matthews' Studio: Tiny Toons on a Train Conductoron the Train

by JoeyHensonInteractiveMedia

Darius Alan Matthews originally thought of this around May 6th, 2017. Written by Darius Alan Matthews, Tiny Toons, and the Train Conductor. Based on Little House (under/in/on) Prairie, on Sesame Street's Monsterpiece Theatre with Alistair Cookie.

DARIUS MATTHEWS' STUDIO: TINY TOONS ON A TRAIN CONDUCTOR

MADE BY

DARIUS ALAN MATTHEWS

Originally thought of this on May 6th, 2017.

{The fanfic starts with a green curtain and the words that read "Darius Matthews' Studio"}

Darius Alan Matthews: Oh, hello there, and good, "How do you do?". My name's Darius Alan Matthews, and tonight, on Darius Matthews' Studio, I am proud to present, Tiny Toons on a Train Conductor. A story of the Tiny Toons logo, and the conductor who rides trains. And here is a very nice story of "Tiny Toons on a Train Conductor".

{The first play begins, as the Tiny Toons Logo is on a train conductor's head.}

Train Conductor: Uh-oh, how can I ride the train when the Tiny Toons logo is on my head?

{The first play ends, as they go back to Darius Alan Matthews}

Darius Alan Matthews: So there you have it, Tiny Toons on a Train Conductor. A short story. SO...tonight I have time for another story. This one is a sequel...a sequel to Tiny Toons on a Train Conductor. It's called Tiny Toons on a Train Conductor's Train Tracks.

{The sequel to "Tiny Toons on a Train Conductor" begins as the Tiny Toons Logo is on the train tracks. The train conductor seems confused about that.}

Train Conductor: Uh...how can I ride this train when the Tiny Toons logo is stuck on the train tracks?

{The sequel to that last play ends, as they fade to Darius Alan Matthews}

Darius Alan Matthews: Yeah, so that's "Tiny Toons on a Train Conductor's Train Tracks". Confusing story, I know. AND SO...we have time for one more story called "Tiny Toons in the Train Conductor's Train".

{But the play doesn't begin as they hear and see the Train Conductor riding the train with The Tiny Toons logo on it.

Train Conductor: Wait a minute, hold it, stop, just a minute, just a minute.

Darius Alan Matthews: What's the problem, train conductor?

Train Conductor: Well, you can put the Tiny Toons logo on my head, you can even put The Tiny Toons logo on my train tracks, so you can pretend that it's stuck there, but you can NOT let the Tiny Toons Logo ride my train! You understand?

Darius Alan Matthews: Yeah, I understand that, train conductor, but watch this. {He takes the Tiny Toons logo and draws himself in a train, so he can imagine that he's in the Tiny Toons logo. The train conductor does not seem surprised about that.} There, that's me in a train imagining that I am in the Tiny Toons logo.

Train Conductor: {sighs} I just don't believe this. {walks away}

Darius Alan Matthews: Next week, I'll bring you a new story called "How to Get to Woodstock". A story about how Matthew Colby Dobson who does not know how to get to Woodstock. Until then, this is Darius Alan Matthews, saying good night for- {he stops there, until he realizes that the Train Conductor left with the Tiny Toons logo that had Darius Alan Matthews riding a train, imagining that he was in The Tiny Toons logo, in the drawing.} Wait a minute, train conductor! I still want more trains! You got my favorite train called Thomas the Tank Engine?