"I'm not sure we should be doing this Zack"
"Sure we should Screech - just imagine how happy the girls will be when we give them an advance copy of the hottest album in the world right now, Taylor Swift's 1989."
The reader should know that although Saved By The Bell originally aired from 1989-1993 (following Good Morning Miss Bliss 1987-1989 and followed by Saved By The Bell: The College Years 1993-1994 and Saved By The Bell: The New Class 1994-2000) for the purposes of this story it was set in 2014 now because of the power of the imagination.
"But what if we get caught! I can't go to jail I have the big math test Tuesday!"
"No-one's going to get caught!" reassured AC Slater, the jock, who walked over to the computer and pulled the network cable out of the wall, "Look, untraceable."
Screech wasn't convinced that school jock AC Slater knew very much about how the internet worked but did have to concede that there was a very slight possibility that Lisa would be impressed enough by the gift to give him a hug.
"Let's get this fired into a CD-ROM or whatever so I can go hunt me a momma bear!" said Slater, referencing Jessie who hadn't left Bayside High to make that mucky film yet. The audience whooped.
"Kelly will definitely want to kiss me after this!" agreed Zack. This is at some point in the Saved By The Bell timeline where Zack isn't actually going out with Kelly but still fancies her because she has not cheated on him with Jeff the college boy. KELLY!
So Screech pressed the button to illegally download the album on to a CD but just as he did someone walked in and the boys' eyes went wide. For it was TAYLOR SWIFT and she looked cross, although she winked at the studio audience who went WILD let me tell you.
"TIME OUT" yelled Zack hoping to stop time as he often did, inexplicably.
"Uh uh, time in!" said Taylor Swift. "Illegally downloading my album is wrong, even if it is to impress someone you like. If they need you to do a crime to like you, how do you know that they even like you at all?"
The boys did some soul-searching.
"Besides if everyone illegally downloaded my album there would be no more music, and I'd have to share Meredith Grey's catfood!"
Big audience laugh at the face she pulls here, they probably had to edit it a bit.
"Well gosh, we didn't think about it like that Ms Swift, we're really sorry." said Zack.
"I will forgive you if you do one thing for me," said Taylor Swift.
"ANYTHING!" squeaked Screech.
"Go and chuck these eggs at Jake Gyllenhaal"
Audience response ridiculous here like probably they had to do it twice because a microphone exploded the first time.
As they were about to leave the computer lab, Zack paused and asked a question:
"Taylor Swift, what about the Metaphor and the Cat Facebook group - what if some of them did that?"
"Oh that would be okay because those guys are pretty much my best friends and I would have given them all an advance copy if I hadn't accidentally lost all their contact details in a terrible mistake that happened."
"Huh. Well, I guess that makes sense. Oh, and Taylor?"
"Yes Zack?"
"Any chance *you'd* go to the dance with me?"
"Oh, Zack Morris, I Knew You Were Trouble when I walked in."
Crowd goes so wild they probably had to bring in riot police.