Sassy Gay Feliks!~
Kaitlynne stood in her room with a rock in handholding it against her forehead getting ready to use it to smash in her skull when suddenly Feliks ran into her room.
"Hold the fucking phone!" he yelled
"Go away!" she yelled however Feliks walked forward "Don't try to stop me!"
"Wasn't planning on it but hello you are wearing my favorite top!" He said pointing at the bright pink shirt that had Princess Celestia on it. "but since I'm here if you're like going to like totally kill yourself can I have your fur boots?"
"Um I guess?"
"Oh and when you're dead I'm totally raiding your closet ok?"
"Um ok?"
"But none of your stuff looks good on me!"
"Everything looks good on you Feliks" she dropped the rock and it landed with a thud."You'd look good in this" she handed him a pink dress with sparkles on it
"So are you like over the suicide thing?"
"Yeah!"
"THEN LET'S GO SHOPPING!~"
"YEAH!~"
And that is why everyone needs a gay cross-dressing pony loving clothes stealing friend