Criminal Minds 09x24 'Demons' ~Plane Orgies~
A/N: First trip Matt takes with the team after they learn about the friendship between him and JJ and the team witnesses just how crazy the two of them can get. AU with Emily there
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~Plane Orgies ~
"Oh Mattie you better not be going to sleep, you'll miss the orgy!"
Hotch spit the water he was drinking, Dave looked at JJ like she grew a second head, Emily passed a napkin to Hotch while smile suggestively while Penelope and Derek looked at JJ with a naughty smirk on their faces, Matt though who was moving to the front of the plane froze on his step. He slowly turned around coming face to face with JJ who had a wide smile on her face.
"What?" he asked dumbfound,
"The orgy Mattie! Haven't you heard? The BAU has legendary plane orgies"
"Wha… what?" Matt looked at his friend as if he had seen a ghost in front of him, and JJ decided that it was far too easy not to tease him further.
"Yeah well, Pen can lick you up like no other, Hotch here" she said showing at her unit chief whose face's color started to match his shirt "His tongue could be considered a lethal weapon" JJ turned to look at her long time friend who was burning red and his eyes bulged out as if someone had just flashed him or something. "Now Dave's hands are good in more than just cooking and holding a gun, trust me, hands of God!" she said singing the last part, by now most in the plane were trying to hold back the laughter, the older man though turned to Hotch who looked at him just as shocked. "Derek well he's packing and he ain't afraid to use it. Just look at the size of his feet." JJ noticed gladly that everyone's eyes went to Derek's feet. "And Spence, oh my god, Spence is a master in stimulation the others might lose it" she winked at Matt who was now just standing frozen in front of her with his eyes wide "But Spence will ALWAYS find it!" JJ made a come hinter motion with her index and middle finger, by this moment everyone in the plane was starring at her in shock "And not to brag but Emily and I give one hell of a blowjob! So what about you?" Matt looked at her and opened and closed his mouth a couple times like a fish.
"You're having what?" he asked when he finally got his voice back. JJ opened her mouth to answer but Hotch got to her first.
"JJ you better stop telling Cruz we're having orgies on the plane!" JJ threw her head back and her hands in the air "Oh Hotch! You absolutely suck!" she whined.
"I need a lobotomy after the image that just invaded my brain!" Matt groaned.
A/N: Here it is! It's just another silly little thing but I needed to write something funny-ish after everything.
Till next time, Bye!