I couldn't sleep, so I wrote this. I might write Limericks for the other TMI couples too, if you guys like these.


Malec: An Epic Love Story Told in Limericks

A Shadowhunter; Alec Lightwood

Lived a quiet life, as best he could,

'Til a cat-eyed warlock

Said "call me", what a shock!

And young Alec fell in love for good.


The warlock was named Magnus Bane.

He was old, had led a life of pain.

But after two blue eyes

Took Magnus by surprise,

He never was the same again.


They told no one they were dating,

Magnus found the silence grating.

But out of nowhere at all,

Alec kissed him in the accords hall,

And their joy was worth the waiting.


They went to Europe, then returned,

And soon Alec began feeling spurned.

For they could not last

'Cause when asked of his past,

From Magnus, nothing could be learned.


Hurt because Magnus was immortal,

Alec thought of making him mortal,

Magnus felt betrayed,

So they stopped getting laid,

They broke up because of this quarrel.


Through handling heartbreak Alec grew,

Magnus, however, felt like poo.

When kidnapped to Edom,

Alec had to save him,

And they realised their love was true.


So Magnus wrote out his story

And told Alec that he was sorry.

That was all it took,

Love, trust, and a notebook,

Malec was back, in all its glory.


Please Review, because I might write more. Also, for all you fans of Merge, I will try to update it soon.