Disclaimer- I don't own Jerry Springer or the Charmed characters. Please
don't sue me cause I'm only a little kid and I don't need to be in court
anymore plus I'm in enough trouble already.
Jerry Springer- My Life Is Charmed
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The Charmed Characters go own the Springer show to resolve some family problems and revel some horribly (hilarious) secrets!
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#1- The Demon and the Witch
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Jerry walks out holding a pad and a microphone and junk and shit like that. The crowd claps really loud.
"OW C'MON PEOPLE YOU GUYS KNOW YOU ONLY COME TO MY SHOW TO SEE SOME TITS AND ASS!" Jerry screamed and slammed the microphone on the ground.
"Um.I'm sorry excuse me *ahem* well today is dedicated to witches and the paranormal.ohhhh.ahhhh!-"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET TO THE TITS JERRY!" somebody screamed. Jerry's eyes got watery.
"Excuse the fuck outta me shit all I-"I SAID SHOW SOME TITS!" "Okay then lets bring out the guest. She's one of the most powerful witches in the world and one third of the Charmed Ones-"TITS!" "Phoebe Halliewell."
Phoebe walks out of a doorway wearing a short black leather skirt and a leather jacket with no shirt but her black silk bra and high heels that stop at her knees. "Hello Jerry." She said sweetly. "Hello Phoe- "TITS!" Jerry took out a gun and shot the guy. "*ahem* now as I was saying hello Phoe-"TITS!"
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG! Jerry ran out of bullets so he threw the gun at the guy then tried to regain his composure. "HEEEELLLLOOO PHOEBE HALLIWELL!" he screamed daring anyone to say anything.
"Now Phoebe you are on this show today because?" Jerry said in the whitest voice he could make. Phoebe crossed her legs showing she was wearing a black TIGHT thong. "Well I'm here to confront my husband or ex- husband Cole Turner because he's a demon." She said simply. Jerry looked shocked. "Um okay so what's wrong with that? A demon and a witch I thought he turned over a new leaf and all that like you said in the back?"
"Well yea but I killed him twice so he's mad at me and he won't give me no more dick.and lord knows he was hung as a horse." Phoebe started watering at the mouth.
"TITS!"
"Next muthafucka that says tits is gonna die muthafucka you niggas think I'm soft! I'ma show you muthafuckas how Jerry gets down muthafucka!"
It got quiet the Phoebe stood up and flashed her tits. "Those are nice." Jerry said under his breath. "Okay let's bring out Cole." Cole walked out and sat next to Phoebe he was wearing all blue with a bandanna on and his pants sagging with some white air force ones and blue shoe strings and he had died his hair blonde. "Hello Cole." Jerry said looking back for somebody to scream tits again. "Wassup dog how's it be hanging G?" Cole said.
"So Mr. Turner heard-"naw dog my name is Slick T from Southside Demon-Hood Crips." Cole interrupted Jerry. "Um okay Slick T so how's it been?"
"well cuz I gotta say cuz that you need to shut the fuck up and ask me some fuck'n questions for I throw a fireball at ya ass and smoke you like some dirty slob cuz" Cole said.
"Um do you love Phoebe?" Jerry stuttered. "Naw cuz I hate that bitch ass hoe she tried to kill me twice that's on the hood if she touch me I'ma beat her ass cuz." Cole said throwing up some dumb fuck gang sign.
"Hoe oh hell naw it's on now!" Phoebe levitated and kicked Cole into the wall. He got up and pulled out an uzi and started blasting like he was Tommy Vercettie off Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
"YOU DON'T KICK ME BITCH THIS SOUTHSIDE DEMON-HOOD CRIPS CUZ!" he shot up everything.
"How did he get that gun on the show?" Jerry asked the floor.
"Coles an asshole and you all know it. I make a spell up in my head then I flow it. Kill that cock strangler dead as a doornail. Please oh please god
don't let this weak ass spell fail!"
Cole blew up filling the room with chunks of demon shit. Jerry stood up and smiled. "Well when we get back from our commercial break we'll have the next half of our show." The crowd went crazy when Phoebe took her cloths off and started dancing but naked on the stage.
-TO BE CONTINUED.
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Hey another fiction. I posted this before but they took it down so I reposted it with a higher rating and an even higher warning in the description. The part about Cole being a gang banger.I'm not a gang banger if you're thinking that right now but a lot of my friends are. I just thought it was funny as hell making Cole do something new. Oh and that part where Jerry was acting ghetto I got that part off Martin Lawrence movie Run Tell Dat its hilarious you have to watch it if you having already and if you have watch it again!.stay tuned cause after this commercial break is over the next segment will be..
The Witch and the White Elder
Jerry Springer- My Life Is Charmed
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The Charmed Characters go own the Springer show to resolve some family problems and revel some horribly (hilarious) secrets!
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
#1- The Demon and the Witch
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Jerry walks out holding a pad and a microphone and junk and shit like that. The crowd claps really loud.
"OW C'MON PEOPLE YOU GUYS KNOW YOU ONLY COME TO MY SHOW TO SEE SOME TITS AND ASS!" Jerry screamed and slammed the microphone on the ground.
"Um.I'm sorry excuse me *ahem* well today is dedicated to witches and the paranormal.ohhhh.ahhhh!-"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET TO THE TITS JERRY!" somebody screamed. Jerry's eyes got watery.
"Excuse the fuck outta me shit all I-"I SAID SHOW SOME TITS!" "Okay then lets bring out the guest. She's one of the most powerful witches in the world and one third of the Charmed Ones-"TITS!" "Phoebe Halliewell."
Phoebe walks out of a doorway wearing a short black leather skirt and a leather jacket with no shirt but her black silk bra and high heels that stop at her knees. "Hello Jerry." She said sweetly. "Hello Phoe- "TITS!" Jerry took out a gun and shot the guy. "*ahem* now as I was saying hello Phoe-"TITS!"
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG! Jerry ran out of bullets so he threw the gun at the guy then tried to regain his composure. "HEEEELLLLOOO PHOEBE HALLIWELL!" he screamed daring anyone to say anything.
"Now Phoebe you are on this show today because?" Jerry said in the whitest voice he could make. Phoebe crossed her legs showing she was wearing a black TIGHT thong. "Well I'm here to confront my husband or ex- husband Cole Turner because he's a demon." She said simply. Jerry looked shocked. "Um okay so what's wrong with that? A demon and a witch I thought he turned over a new leaf and all that like you said in the back?"
"Well yea but I killed him twice so he's mad at me and he won't give me no more dick.and lord knows he was hung as a horse." Phoebe started watering at the mouth.
"TITS!"
"Next muthafucka that says tits is gonna die muthafucka you niggas think I'm soft! I'ma show you muthafuckas how Jerry gets down muthafucka!"
It got quiet the Phoebe stood up and flashed her tits. "Those are nice." Jerry said under his breath. "Okay let's bring out Cole." Cole walked out and sat next to Phoebe he was wearing all blue with a bandanna on and his pants sagging with some white air force ones and blue shoe strings and he had died his hair blonde. "Hello Cole." Jerry said looking back for somebody to scream tits again. "Wassup dog how's it be hanging G?" Cole said.
"So Mr. Turner heard-"naw dog my name is Slick T from Southside Demon-Hood Crips." Cole interrupted Jerry. "Um okay Slick T so how's it been?"
"well cuz I gotta say cuz that you need to shut the fuck up and ask me some fuck'n questions for I throw a fireball at ya ass and smoke you like some dirty slob cuz" Cole said.
"Um do you love Phoebe?" Jerry stuttered. "Naw cuz I hate that bitch ass hoe she tried to kill me twice that's on the hood if she touch me I'ma beat her ass cuz." Cole said throwing up some dumb fuck gang sign.
"Hoe oh hell naw it's on now!" Phoebe levitated and kicked Cole into the wall. He got up and pulled out an uzi and started blasting like he was Tommy Vercettie off Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
"YOU DON'T KICK ME BITCH THIS SOUTHSIDE DEMON-HOOD CRIPS CUZ!" he shot up everything.
"How did he get that gun on the show?" Jerry asked the floor.
"Coles an asshole and you all know it. I make a spell up in my head then I flow it. Kill that cock strangler dead as a doornail. Please oh please god
don't let this weak ass spell fail!"
Cole blew up filling the room with chunks of demon shit. Jerry stood up and smiled. "Well when we get back from our commercial break we'll have the next half of our show." The crowd went crazy when Phoebe took her cloths off and started dancing but naked on the stage.
-TO BE CONTINUED.
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Hey another fiction. I posted this before but they took it down so I reposted it with a higher rating and an even higher warning in the description. The part about Cole being a gang banger.I'm not a gang banger if you're thinking that right now but a lot of my friends are. I just thought it was funny as hell making Cole do something new. Oh and that part where Jerry was acting ghetto I got that part off Martin Lawrence movie Run Tell Dat its hilarious you have to watch it if you having already and if you have watch it again!.stay tuned cause after this commercial break is over the next segment will be..
The Witch and the White Elder