BED INTRUDER WTF!
HEY it's Des. I'm Bored. Boredom=this story! Enjoy!XD
Me: I like this story!
Misaki: Me too!
Usagi: I don't.
Misaki/me: Why?
Usagi: I don't get to **** and ****** and ***** and ***** Misaki's**** and his *** and do *** and once again **** him.
Misaki: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Me: *smiles* I don't even know what half those words are.
Misaki was sitting at the home computer working on a essay. The boy had had a normal day so far. The perverted rabbit harassing him, school, Kamijou's class, various items hitting his already damaged head, and such. He was now at home working on homework. That was until his phone buzzed in his pocket.
He picked it up expecting it to be Sumi, or Takahiro, but no, it was text from Toudou.
He opened his screen and clicked the "read" button. It said "DUDE! Look up the Bed Intruder song! It's FUNNEEHHH! ~Tou~"
The Bed Intruder? What the hell is that?
He immediately went to Google. Google had ALL the answers. It was kinda like Chuck Norris. Except Google can't roundhouse just you and kill three people. Chuck Norris was a god. At least that's what Misaki thought.
He typed in the words "Bed Intruder Song." In seconds, he had millions of results. The first one was of a YouTube video with a black guy with dread locks. He clicked on the picture and soon the YouTube page loaded up and he pressed play on the screen.
He's climbin' in yo' windows, He's snatching yo people up. Tryna rape em.
"Ha!"
So Ya need ta hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands too cuz he's rapein everybody in here!
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!" Misaki was laughing o so hard.
You don't have ta come and confess we gunna find you! We gunna find you!
"!" Misaki fell off his chair laughing making a loud noise.
So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that homeboy Home-home-home boy!
Akihiko came running up the stairs screaming "MISAKI!"…That was until he saw the ruckus Misaki was creating. He simply smiled and watched , leaning on the doorway.
It just happened that the boy saw the man grinning towards him. He instantly shot up and sat back down in the chair, soon pausing the song.
"Ummm… Usagi-san I was just doing homework…." Misaki was scratching his head nervously.
"Really? Oh, now I must disagree…."
"EH? Heheee….ano… komen!" Misaki leaned backwards nervously, falling back in his chair. "OW! Damnit!"
Akihiko chuckled and went and lifted the brunet off his feet and kissed the boy.
"Damn pedo rabbit!" Misaki yelled
"Oh but you love this pedophile."
"HELL NO!"
"Ohhhh…Yes you do."
"Screw you I do not!"
"No, that's not how it goes. I screw you."
"…..I hate you." The poor boy was probably turning 18 different shades of red at one time. Of course, you would to.
"Do not….You love me" Akihiko smirked and wrapped his massive arms around the younger male, kissing his neck.
"Ah….s-stop …"
"But you love it.. Don't you?"
"Do…Not….Ahhhh!"
"Do too…"
And Akihiko picked him up, brought him to the bedroom and pound him into the mattress all night long.
Heyy I love story. Cuz this plot is great. I'll continue it with a different internet sensation. Such as Internet girl by Destorm. Well goodbye! Love you all….REVEIWW!