Shipping: Angel/Buffy, Wesley/Fred

Setting: AU! they never joined Wolfram & Hart, Cordys off on her actress dream, Angel's soul is permanant, Angel is Spikes sire not Drusilla :P ( they way its meant to be)

Disclaimer: Sadly i dont own any of the Buffyverse characters! Le Gasp.

Author Notes: please be kind when you reveiw this is my first story! eeeep XD

Summary: Spike gets one over on his 'wanker' of a sire! :L Wackiness ensues


"Arghhh, Spike!" Angel bellowed hopeing his voice was loud enough to carry outside to a certain black Desoto containing his mischeivious pest of a childe. He'd had enough, its been a whole week and he was seething, 'if only i could get my hands on that little..' his thoughts were cut off when his beautiful girlfriend walked in.

"whats wrong, hunny?" Buffy asked. kissing her enraged boyfriend on the head. she was worried he'd been scowling in his room for a week. 'must be his time of the month' she mused

"its nothing." he huffed scowling at the Tv before getting up off his brooding butt and walking into the living area

"well it doesnt sound like nothing, Angelcakes." Lorne walked in to Angels aprtment living room just as Angel sat on the sofa next to Wes and Fred who were currently makeing with the smoochies.

"yes. Lornes right, Angel." he tore his face from Freds long enough to exspress concern for his most trusted friend "you've been grumpy for the past week and we're very worried."

"Spike Broke into my apartment last week." Angel replied glareing and sighing he continued "he did'nt take anything except the TV remote"

"Could've been worse, Bro" Gunn shrugged "could've stole you're expensive ornaments"

"HOW COULD IT HAVE BEEN WORSE?" Angel raged "Now! he makes it his daily routine to drive past and change the channels the sick fuck!" Angel gets up and stalks to his room in the classic 'kid haveing a tantrum' way. after 5 minutes of looking he find the remote for his bedroom TV has been stolen too/

"That little shit.." he growls under his breath.

Meanwhile outside Spike is laughing like an evil maniac, which if you think about it he actually is.

"lets see how you like the porn channel, Sire!" he snorts and changes the channel, shocked that his sire actually had the porn channel tuned in.

"oh my god, is that the ?" Buffy stuttered 'im definatly going to have words with my broody boyfriend later.'

"porn channel?, yeah!" Gunn grinned and settled down to watch it.

"THE LITTLE BASTARD!" Angel yells. everyone else laughs including a certain blonde vampire as he drove away. 'my sire really has some lungs' he thought.