Pass the Rolls
Dedicated to SasuSaku Forever and Ever! You totally rock!!! Hearts to you!
A/N: hi. No flames allowed here unless you want my plush Hidan to cuss his frickin' head off at you. Oh yeah, and while I'm at it, I'll unleash Stewie fro Family Guy on you. So remember that, K?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, okay? OKAY???!!!
"Zetsu, pass the rolls." Itachi said in a monotone.
"No." he sniffed.
"Pass the frickin' rolls!" his other side snapped.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"N-"
"Both of you shut the hell up!" Pein snapped, sipping his latte.
Zetsu glared at the leader and muttered big, colorful words under his breath.
"Hmph!" Zetsu grumbled, hugging the bag of rolls tightly.
"I want the rolls Zetsu." Itachi stated.
"No way in hell, Uchiha prick." Zetsu sneered.
Itachi narrowed his eyes. "That was a bad idea, cannibal." He hissed.
"Oh yeah? Whatcha gonna do about it?" Zetsu taunted.
(A/N: Just to let you guys know, I got the jutsu coming up from Tenshi-chan008, in Possessive Much?. That story is rlly funny.)
Itachi smirked. "BUFF PURPLE NAIL POLISH!" he yelled.
"NOOOOOO!" Zetsu shrieked.
"YOU IDIOT! IF WE HAD JUST PASSED THE FUCKIN' ROLLS WE'D BE FINE! BUT NO! YOU JUST HAD TO BE IMMATURE!" Zetsu's other side screamed.
Hidan and Kakazu snickered. Hidan turned to Kakazu. "Now this is home-entertainment!" he chuckled.
A/N: yes I'm aware this was very short, but SOME people have lives away from the computer, you know……
…… Kind of awkward that I don't and I'm using that as an excuse. So fine, fine its cuz my sister is being a computer hog cuz she has a report or something to finish. That means less writing time for me. bye. OH OH OH OH HOLY COW I ALMOST FORGOT! REVIEW MORTALS! I COMMAND YOU TO REVIEW!