Haiku
Alright, I'll admit this is extremely unusual… this is a series of Haikus that form this oneshot. With luck, it'll actually work out, eh? ^^'
Disclaimer:
I don't down a thing.
Please do not sue my butt off.
I like chocolate.
He was a young boy
Out to see the world beyond
He met the princess
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She was a princess
Trapped within her own castle
She met the green lad
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She was a fairy
Sent by the Great Deku Tree
To help the green boy
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Into the hot caves
Where Dodongos reign supreme
A bomb in the mouth
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Into the belly
Princess Ruto must be saved
Engaged to be wed?
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The king is murdered
The Gerudo takes over
The kingdom is doomed
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The princess must flee
The door of time must open
The Hero must sleep
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The seven years pass
The Hero reawakens
The quest has begun
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Into the forest
To rescue a long lost friend
The girl clad in green
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The flames lick his heels
He saves the Goron Leader
Go giant hammer!
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Dungeon in the lake
A maze of puzzles and tricks
Fight your shadowed self
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The temple of fear
The shadows now await you
Ah! It's a Redead!
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Past and future merge
To free the Sage of Spirit
Two witches, one boy
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Back to the temple
The strange messenger returns
The princess revealed
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Break the barriers!
Infiltrate Ganon's castle!
Rescue the Princess!
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Have you won, Hero?
Has Ganondorf been beaten?
Nope, not just yet, Link.
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The final battle
A battle of life or death
Ganon falls at last
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Hyrule has been saved
The Princess is in his debt
Time to return home
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In the time temple
The young boy reawakens
The fairy must leave
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He returns to her
Back to the royal garden
She sees him and gasps
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A new journey starts
Majora's Mask must be stopped
Return to Hyrule
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Childhood lived out
He is a man once again
Love is awakened
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Suitors come and go
To seek her hand in marriage
She rejects them all
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She is a princess
And he is but a Hero
Still, their love shall bloom
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More suitors arrive
And still she rejects them all
Soon, it shall be time
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A lovely morning
They are sitting by the lake
He's holding her hands
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A plea to stand up
One the Princess obliges
She stands proud and tall
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The Hero kneels down
He pulls out a small black box
A ring sits within
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The sweet church bells sing
The bride glides down the aisle
A perfect wedding!