Disclaimer: I own nothing. (Another idea I felt that I had to start writing. I hope this doesn't suck. By the way, pay no mind to the fact that some of these characters are too old for college. We'll just say a lot of them are on the same 12 year plan that I'm on. Also, pay no attention if there are characters from video games in here. In my opinion, it's hard to tell the different nowadays.)
Anime Fraternity
Gohan (His teen form. You know. Before GT, but after Cell. The form he looks somewhat cool in.) and Piccolo are standing outside of Cooler's room. They had heard some commotion the night before and were curious as to what was going on. Suddenly, two hot sorority girls walk out of his room. They look back to say by to Cooler, but he slams the door in their face.
"Guys are such jerks, Becky."
"I know, Jenn."
The two chicks walk away, pissed that they had been used. They were also pissed cause of what he got them to do while they were drunk.
"Man, some guys get all the chicks," Gohan complained.
"But how does he do it?" asked Piccolo. "He has just as much genitalia as I do. Which is none."
"Girls think it's cool. They won't be able to get pregnant or get any STDs," explained Gohan.
"Unless by STD you mean Strong Thick Dick," Cooler said, coming out of his room to join the conversation, because it was about him.
"Actually, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be getting any of that either," said Piccolo.
"Whatever, dude. You two are just pissed cause I can get any girl on campus."
"I told you before that I'm dating Videl exclusively," replied Gohan. "And when I finally make enough money to get a ring, we are going to get married."
"Hey, Cooler, looks like we're not the only two guys in the house without some balls after all," said Piccolo, obviously referring to Gohan. The two genitalia-less men gave each other a high five as Tidus came walking around the corner.
"Hey, guys. Hiei is calling a meeting right now. He says it's important," he informed.
"No rush. It's probably about the bash he's planning to throw next week," said Piccolo.
"I don't know. He seemed pretty pissed off," stated Tidus.
"When is Hiei not pissed off?" inquired Gohan.
"When he's drunk of his ass," joked Cooler.
Later, everyone took a seat in the house's living room, which is where they usually held meetings.
"First off," began a certain grumpy 3-eyed demon, "I want to know whose this is." He held up a condom that had been slid under his door. At the sight of the condom, Cooler began cracking up.
"April Fool's, dude," Cooler said through his laughs.
"It's October, moron," replied Hiei.
"I know, but if I did it in April, you might have suspected it."
"Let's just move on," Hiei said tossing the condom to Cooler. "First, I have a new policy. No more women after midnight on a school night. I couldn't sleep a wink last night because of all the screaming."
A chorus of "fag" which were conveniently covered by coughs arose.
"Hey. I am not gay," stated Hiei."I am straight. Just like you," pointing to Tidus, "and you" pointing to Cooler, "and..." realizes he is about to point to Frieza, "Okay, you're gay. But the rest of us are straight."
"I've told you guys, I'm not gender specific," replied the obviously gay Frieza.
"Wait. If he's not gender specific, then is he allowed to be in the frat?" asked Piccolo.
"Brother Piccolo has a point. All those in favor, say 'I'" Hiei said.
About 99% of the room said "I." The other one percent was Frieza. He was kicked out of the house 5 seconds later. His stuff came shortly after.
"Okay, now that that has been taken care of, is there any new business?" asked Hiei.
"Yeah, I want to know if I can quit the frat, ya?" asked Wakka.
"No, you can't," exclaimed Tidus.
"Why not?"
"Because you're the only Mexican in the house," stated Yugi.
"You shut your bigot mouth, punta," exclaimed a pissed off Wakka.
As a fight started, Kurama took control, as he was Hiei's second in command. "Hey, there's no need to fight." Everyone turned and stared at Kurama, as he always commanded respect, and it was given to him on a regular basis. "Yugi, for the last time, Wakka is not a Mexican. And Wakka, a fraternity is a commitment. If you quit, you won't just be letting your friends in the frat down, you will be letting your frat brothers down."
"Fine, I guess I'll stay. But if anyone else calls me a Mexican, I'll throw my blitzball up to your colon," threatened Wakka. "Now, I'm going to go make tacos. Who wants some?" He left the room after he got his answer about the tasty Mexican dish. Hmm.... tacos.
"Okay, guys, now that that is settled, I have new business to propose," started Hiei. "As some of you know, our funds are running a little low. Especially after that party last week."
"Hey, wasn't that the party that even Kurama got some at?" inquired Piccolo.
In a move that shocked everyone, Kurama gave Piccolo the finger.
"Whoa, you mean you actually know how to do that, Kurama?" asked Gohan.
"Let's just move on pass Kurama's surprising surge of vulgarity and just move on to how we are going to make enough money to party down," said Hiei.
"I think if we're going to make enough money, we may need to rush," suggested Kurama.
"Fine, we'll start rushing people this weekend. But let's try to avoid the losers. I don't want another Kuwabara incident," said Hiei.
And that does it for the first chapter. I may update this if people review this favorably. So review, damnit. REVIEW!!!
Anime Fraternity
Gohan (His teen form. You know. Before GT, but after Cell. The form he looks somewhat cool in.) and Piccolo are standing outside of Cooler's room. They had heard some commotion the night before and were curious as to what was going on. Suddenly, two hot sorority girls walk out of his room. They look back to say by to Cooler, but he slams the door in their face.
"Guys are such jerks, Becky."
"I know, Jenn."
The two chicks walk away, pissed that they had been used. They were also pissed cause of what he got them to do while they were drunk.
"Man, some guys get all the chicks," Gohan complained.
"But how does he do it?" asked Piccolo. "He has just as much genitalia as I do. Which is none."
"Girls think it's cool. They won't be able to get pregnant or get any STDs," explained Gohan.
"Unless by STD you mean Strong Thick Dick," Cooler said, coming out of his room to join the conversation, because it was about him.
"Actually, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be getting any of that either," said Piccolo.
"Whatever, dude. You two are just pissed cause I can get any girl on campus."
"I told you before that I'm dating Videl exclusively," replied Gohan. "And when I finally make enough money to get a ring, we are going to get married."
"Hey, Cooler, looks like we're not the only two guys in the house without some balls after all," said Piccolo, obviously referring to Gohan. The two genitalia-less men gave each other a high five as Tidus came walking around the corner.
"Hey, guys. Hiei is calling a meeting right now. He says it's important," he informed.
"No rush. It's probably about the bash he's planning to throw next week," said Piccolo.
"I don't know. He seemed pretty pissed off," stated Tidus.
"When is Hiei not pissed off?" inquired Gohan.
"When he's drunk of his ass," joked Cooler.
Later, everyone took a seat in the house's living room, which is where they usually held meetings.
"First off," began a certain grumpy 3-eyed demon, "I want to know whose this is." He held up a condom that had been slid under his door. At the sight of the condom, Cooler began cracking up.
"April Fool's, dude," Cooler said through his laughs.
"It's October, moron," replied Hiei.
"I know, but if I did it in April, you might have suspected it."
"Let's just move on," Hiei said tossing the condom to Cooler. "First, I have a new policy. No more women after midnight on a school night. I couldn't sleep a wink last night because of all the screaming."
A chorus of "fag" which were conveniently covered by coughs arose.
"Hey. I am not gay," stated Hiei."I am straight. Just like you," pointing to Tidus, "and you" pointing to Cooler, "and..." realizes he is about to point to Frieza, "Okay, you're gay. But the rest of us are straight."
"I've told you guys, I'm not gender specific," replied the obviously gay Frieza.
"Wait. If he's not gender specific, then is he allowed to be in the frat?" asked Piccolo.
"Brother Piccolo has a point. All those in favor, say 'I'" Hiei said.
About 99% of the room said "I." The other one percent was Frieza. He was kicked out of the house 5 seconds later. His stuff came shortly after.
"Okay, now that that has been taken care of, is there any new business?" asked Hiei.
"Yeah, I want to know if I can quit the frat, ya?" asked Wakka.
"No, you can't," exclaimed Tidus.
"Why not?"
"Because you're the only Mexican in the house," stated Yugi.
"You shut your bigot mouth, punta," exclaimed a pissed off Wakka.
As a fight started, Kurama took control, as he was Hiei's second in command. "Hey, there's no need to fight." Everyone turned and stared at Kurama, as he always commanded respect, and it was given to him on a regular basis. "Yugi, for the last time, Wakka is not a Mexican. And Wakka, a fraternity is a commitment. If you quit, you won't just be letting your friends in the frat down, you will be letting your frat brothers down."
"Fine, I guess I'll stay. But if anyone else calls me a Mexican, I'll throw my blitzball up to your colon," threatened Wakka. "Now, I'm going to go make tacos. Who wants some?" He left the room after he got his answer about the tasty Mexican dish. Hmm.... tacos.
"Okay, guys, now that that is settled, I have new business to propose," started Hiei. "As some of you know, our funds are running a little low. Especially after that party last week."
"Hey, wasn't that the party that even Kurama got some at?" inquired Piccolo.
In a move that shocked everyone, Kurama gave Piccolo the finger.
"Whoa, you mean you actually know how to do that, Kurama?" asked Gohan.
"Let's just move on pass Kurama's surprising surge of vulgarity and just move on to how we are going to make enough money to party down," said Hiei.
"I think if we're going to make enough money, we may need to rush," suggested Kurama.
"Fine, we'll start rushing people this weekend. But let's try to avoid the losers. I don't want another Kuwabara incident," said Hiei.
And that does it for the first chapter. I may update this if people review this favorably. So review, damnit. REVIEW!!!