He's got eyes of the yellowest pies, as if they thought of grain. Bokkun was the best rice salesman in all of Metropolis. Everyone could not get enough of the delicious rice pies Bokkun served at Mr. Ping's shopping district.

Bokkun's rice pies were Italian and tasted like majesty. Dr. Eggman took one bite and fell into the loving heavenly arms of the flavour gods.

"Bokkun, you are a wise and noble chef!" said Eggman proudly.

"Thank you, Dad-Object," replied Bokkun stoically as he put a cherry on top.

All of a sudden, Scourge the Hedgehog walked in with all of his badboy vileness. "Hark! I am a hungering lad!" he growled and tilted his sunglasses in order to steal all women's hearts everywhere.

"Help me!" cried Omega. His heart was stolen as well by the serious sass disemboguing from Scourge's hotsy-totsy malevolence.

"Cease, Scourge!" roared Bokkun as he unsheathed his blade.

Scourge walked over to the front desk, transferred Bokkun's call, and then did radical power with his own heavenly tush.

"Blimey!" cried Eggman as he witnessed the rear-having ideology.

"I'm offended," said a man eating a burger as he watched the skirmish between blade and bottom.

"Who are you?" asked Bokkun to the burger master.

"I am Edward Tanaka," said the man. He dropped the burger. It fell and ketchup fell from it to the shoes of his goodly butler appeal. "My footwear…" sighed Tanaka.

"Bokkun! I will ravage your success, homie!" roared Scourge as he used his awesome might to quell many a benevolence.

"You horrific menace," gutturally seethed Bokkun and all his splendour. "Have ye a tainted soul?"

"Aye, now die!" shouted Scourge as he used a platinum whisk to destroy all rice on the planet.

Bokkun wept for the death of the grain crop. He absorbed their souls into his robotic bloodstream and made his muscles expand to half past noon. "Oy, you vandal…" Bokkun boomed as his eyes burned bright like the sun in the night sky.

"I will not be doomed!" said the venomous tongue of Scourge. He started licking all surviving casserole.

"Does this madman know no holiness?" questioned Dr. Eggman as he examined how fat his gut was.

Tanaka wept and tore his shirt asunder. "I prithee, Bokkun! Destroy this violent cur's tyranny!"

"I am a hero!" said Bokkun with his heroic life. He charged forth, shooting electric guitars out of his ears that exploded upon impact.

Scourge caught all of the electric guitars in his evil mouth and crunched down, shattering the integrity of Les Paul forevermore.

"Dangerous criminals like you deserve the ultimate timeout!" said Bokkun with a fist of iron and glory. He slammed Scourge's hideous countenance into the next dimension and restored all order to the galaxy.

"No…" whined the felled ne'er-do-well.

"Into your bad, ugly face, knave!" announced Bokkun as he revved up his wholesome pecky-abby goodness.

"I shan't be a defeated individual!" shouted Scourge.

"Yes, you are!" steamed Bokkun like a righteous ham. He then delivered the final blow and now Scourge had no longer a threatening hold on the ecosystem of the planet.

"Good work, my loyal son," said Eggman to his loyal son.

"You did many a great deed and have revived the crops of grain for a lasting peacetime," added Tanaka and his shimmering musculature.

"May we all prosper evermore," said Bokkun with the serene embodiment of all that is good. "Blessed is the day and the night!"

FIN