Ok, these are a few random crack fics both me and my cosine thought of. Ones I thought of are under Dark and the ones thought up by my cosine are under Roo!
Link has to brush his teeth
At last, Link had defeated the evil Zant and Ganondorf, all of Twilight was gone and back in its rightful place of the world.
Walking home with the kids Colin asked. "Hay Link lets play with that nifty sling shot of yours when we get back."
Link looked at Colin and smiled, "Not until I brush my teeth."
"Why do you have to brush your teeth?"
Link then snapped, "If you KNEW half the things THIS mouth touch! You'd brush your teeth TOO!"
Colin: 0_0
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Don't get it?
As a wolf Link kills things with his mouth. ^.^